It had 5 years since I adopted Conker it was Halloween and I was dressed as Jack from BioShock.
Conker was about 6 years old and dressed as Master Chief from Halo. He was incontinent meaning he had to wear diapers.
"Conker are ready?" I asked.
"Almost daddy." Conker called back. "Can you help me?" he asked from upstairs.
I went up to help him.
Conker couldn't reach the zipper because it was beneath the acnestis.
I walked over to him and zipped it up "There better?" I asked.
Conker nodded and put his helmet on "Ready." he said.
I nodded and took his "Let's go." I said.
Conker squealed happily as he got his candy bucket.
I opened the door for Conker because he couldn't reach the knob.
The first house Conker chose had animatronics, creepy ones at that.
I followed Conker as I rung the bell for him.
"Trick or treat?" Conker asked as he came out.
He chuckled and pulled out a bowl of candy. I smiled at my son's cuteness.
Conker picked Snickers "Thanks sir." he said happily. "You're welcome." the man said going back in.
I picked Conker up and carried him "My turn to pick a house." I said. This went on for 5 hours.
"Daddy can we go home?" Conker asked me looking tired.
"Sure Conker." I said taking him home.