Hunter spotted Shawn creeping behind the sound sets, donning the strangest attire he had ever seen in his big-nosed life. Shawn was dressed in black robes that were too short, gripping a large red onion in his hand tightly. But that was not all, Shawn was wearing the most obscenely rainbow chaps Hunter had EVEEER seen in his life.
"Shawn! What in fucks name are y-epp!" Hunter let loose a girlish squeal that did not go well with his large body as Shawn yanked him down.
"SHHHH! Don't let the evil creatures hear us! They are going to come and…and rape me!" Shawn whispered furiously in an undertone.
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA, What the Fuck Shawn? There are no creatures, what do you think this is, Animal Planet?"
Shawn eyes widened, "BLASPHEMY! The evil creatures are coming to outrage. my .modesty!" as he thumped Hunter in the chest with every single word.
"I'm gonna die a raped victim, Why? Oh why, I never did anything bad other than that time when I dumped a pie in Rebecca's face, spiked Glenn's body oil with itching powder, messed up Jeff's painting, splashing your sledgehammer with holy water cause it was evil, performing an exorcism on Punk with Coke, stealing Chris's awesomely thick dictionary, dumping stink bombs in-" Shawn was screaming his head off at this point, his fingers tugging at the sparse hair that he had left. Hunter shook his head at the absurdity. "Wait, YOU TOUCHED SLEDGY?"
Just at this moment, a dark shadow loomed over the two degenerates. With a quick whip of his head, he found The Viper, Randy and The Animal, Batista glaring at Shawn.
Shawn squealed like a dying pig as Hunter broke out in hysterical laughter, causing the pair to turn their glares to him. Randy had the letters "EV" while Batista had the letters "IL" written on them in black sharpie. They were the "EVIL creatures".
Suddenly the squealing stopped as Shawn looked seriously at the two enraged superstars and shouted to the heavens, "AVADA KEDAVRA, BEGONE EVIL CREATURES THAT EAT DA POO POO!"
An evil glint came into the eyes of the 2 evil creatures as Shawn and Hunter were hurled onto their shoulders, Shawn's wailing about how he, the mighty Voldermort should be let down mingling with Hunter's laughter.
Horrified screams of agony resounded down the hallway with pleas to be set free of the torture as the catchy tune of Hannah Montana blared in the background. Randy and Batista shared smiles as a yell of "Oh my gosh, HER TEETH!" rang out and travelled down the now-empty hallway.
Author's note: I am really really sorry I was gone for so long. I'll be updating Forced tomorrow. I had a lot on my plate this past few weeks, it had been utterly CRAZY. But good news is that it's the HOLIDAYS and can focus on writing Forced! I've already written many chapters, I just have to write the fillers till we get to the good part. And if you don't get the "Eat Da Poo Poo" part I suggest you watch this .com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w . I would also like to disclaim here that I do not own anything listed here, from the WWE, to the superstars, to the sharpie used and to Hannah Montana. I have no intention of offending any one with my Hannah Montana torture method, I was just coincidently watching a hate video of her, I do not dislike Miley Cyrus in any way or another. On another note, I had a new story up, its called And We All Fall Down, its Candy, Randy/Cody slash, so don't read if you don't like and I'm really sorry if my fics are not up to standard. Just hoped this made your day a little more happier~ :D