Once again thank you Jeremy for helping me out with these. Enjoy peeps.
5th story Caught in the act:
I Casually walked through Wesker's gigantic house. I occasionally sneaked into his house and stalked him without his knowledge although he has caught me a few times. I walked into his room and looked around he was nowhere.
On his dresser were a pair of sparkling shades begging to be worn. I smirked.
I made my way to the restroom with shades in hand.
"now lets be Wesker for a day" I said almost bursting out in laughter.
First I dug through his drawers for gel.
"Bingo" I jumped with joy "wow this is strong stuff" I said looking at the labels.
I was half way with looking like him I forgot to lock the door.
The door knob turned and in came a confused Wesker.
The sun glasses slid down my nose and gel was still being put in my hair.
"Uh.....I" but I was cut off by Wesker putting his hand in the air telling me to stop.
"I don't even want to know Dyanna just clean up when your done" With that he shut the door.
I continued with my role playing by waving my hands in the air and pretending like I was swimming.
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6th story the encounter with a GOD!!!:
Jeremy was whistling Wesker's theme when he hit something very hard.
"Ow Ouch sorry" He said innocently he looked up and his eyes widened in awe.
"It's quite alright just watch where your going next time" Jeremy didn't say anything he was speechless drool seemed to ooze from the corner of his lip.
Wesker expression went uneasy.
"Aren't you my stalkers brother?" my brother nodded in response. He got on his knees
"Your a God" My brother kissed his boots.
Wesker smirked at the words but brought out a magnum from nowhere and pointed it at my brother.
"Now beg my slave"
"hey I already have that role" I said running to the scene. "He can't have it to dammit"
"Yes I can" my brother argued, and Wesker silently slipped away into the shadows leaving us to battle out the position of said slave.
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7th story:You're such a bitch!
Wesker was communicating to a far away Ada over a high tech sorta thingy ma gigger.
"Ada can you retrieve the sample or not?"
"Yea Ada can ya" I said behind a startled Wesker in his chair.
"Shut up this is business go steal some of my hair products and leave us to work." Wesker scolded me. I looked at him tears welling up.
"Ugh..just go to your corner!" He said and I listened.
"Now back to whats important." He said coolly.
"Yea ye Retrieve the damn sample and give it to the asshole with slick back hair first on my agenda" She said sarcastically. Silence filled the room.
"Why are you such a bitch" He replied
"I'm on my period." she said. He went pale and I laughed my ass off in my corner.
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8th story wrong cell:
Wesker had Claire in his grasps. Chris ran down the stairs to find his sister in his mortal enemies lock.
"let her go Wesker you want me not her!"
"Sorry Chris I don't go that way I'm afraid"
"Dammit" Chris said under his breath.
"get in there" Wesker said throwing a weak Claire into a cell. It made a loud thud and Claire made a loud cry. She hit head first into a brick wall
"Whoops wrong cell" Wesker said almost launching.
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9th story why the hell am I a blond!:
Jill woke up groggy, and still nearly asleep.
"Where am I?" she thought.
She got up and walked to a near mirror. Her eyes went dead. She washed away of color.
"WHY THE HELL AM I BLOND!!!!!!!!!" she yelled.
Wesker woke from bed nearly falling over and to see me looking at him on his bed.
"Oh god please tell me we didn't" He said looking under the sheets.
"No but Jill's whiny like a bitch, plus I sneaked in and layed with you"
His face tighten and he gritted his teeth but ran to Jill's room.
"What is it Valentine?" he asked. She pointed to her hair with a twitch in her eye.
"don't worry its not permanent I ensure you." He said trying to make her calm down.
She said nothing so I came in and broke the silence
"Well look at the positives you can't get any stupider it was like you were already a blond." She stared me down "Want some shades I said" even I was wearing Weskers pair of shades. She just fainted.
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10th story Where he really went:
Billy had just separated from Rebbecca and he already felt lonely. He walked deserted streets until he came upon a bar that was open. His face lit up and he entered the bar hoping for a one night stand.
"Yea one beer bartender" he ordered
"coming right up sir" He sighed and relaxed in his seat. He looked around for any singles, but he failed in doing so. His drink came and he chugged it.
He ordered beer after beer till he left the bar in the back alleys.
"Where do I live again?" He said glaring at his watch "ow yea 20 minutes before 3...........Wheres that?" he said as if someone was right next to him.
He saw a dumpster and he filled with joy "ah home sweet home" He jumped in and slept till morning came and he was picked up by the trash guys and was never seen again.
Sorry if these weren't as good. I will make better ones I swear but I need good reviews.