Title: Itachi Misuses the Sharingan.
Author: MarauderGirl777.
Anime: Naruto.
Rating: T for dirty language. (It's censored though! [ Hidan: CURSES! ] )
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Poo. :[
A/N: Super short. But cute. Enjoy. _;;
Itachi Misuses the Sharingan.
TWO
When they got back to Akatsuki headquarters, Deidara greeted them.
"Yo, hm."
"Yo, what's up my brotha..." Itachi said. Deidara raised an eyebrow. As Itachi walked away, Kisame and Deidara exchanged a look that said, 'What the hell is going on..?'
Kisame shrugged, and they followed Itachi into the headquarters.
"ITACHI-SAMA IS BACK!" Tobi squealed, rushing to them excitedly.
"Yo, Tobi," Itachi said to him, giving him a 'peace' sign.
"YAY! Itachi-sama usually ignores Tobi!" He bounced around, a large ball of hyper.
"Tobi, want some sugar?" Itachi asked, and Tobi followed him into the kitchen.
Deidara and Kisame: O_O;;
"Itachi! NOOOOOO!" Kisame and Deidara yelled dramatically.
"Come, Tobi, I shall give you candy." Itachi said calmly, beginning to search through the pantries.
"NOOOO!" Kisame leaped at Itachi, tackling him to the ground.
"Get off of me, Kisame," Itachi said calmly. "Tobi requires candy."
"You KNOW if you give him sugar he'll go wild!" Kisame scolded.
"Ahhh, but that's the genius." Itachi said, pushing him off. "We need some entertainment around here besides Hidan's stupid death metal and Deidara's ugly clay art that could explode any minute."
Deidara's mouth hung open in shock. "You... You said you loved my art..." He sniffled, eyes watering.
"It's ugly." Itachi said plainly.
Deidara began wailing.
"TOBI LIKES IT, DEIDARA-SEMPAI!" Tobi yelled, bouncing off the walls. BOING BOING BOING BOING!
"F**k. You've done it now, Itachi..." Kisame groaned.