Blind Date: Death Note Addition
Date 1
"Hello, I'm Mari, a friend of Misa's, I'm here to meet Ryuk? Are you Ryuk?"
"No, my name is Light, in order to see Ryuk you have to touch this book."
"Is this like an initiation?"
"JUST TOUCH IT!"
"Okay, okay, I touched it, I touched it."
Suddenly Ryuk appeared before Mari.
"Oh, wow, he just popped out of nowhere, didn't he?"
"Have him home by midnight, okay," said Light, before turning and leaving.
"Man, Ryuk, is that guy your father?"
"Huh, oh, no, I just hang around him."
"Good because you're much better looking than he is."
"Uh, no, not really," said Ryuk, blushing.
"Ahh, you're the shy type, aren't you? "
"Kinda."
"Well, confidentially, Ryuk, that is the kind of guys I really like."
She starts to laugh and brushes her hair behind her ear in a flirty manner.
"Shall we go in to the restaurant?"
Mari and Ryuk go into the restaurant and he, being a gentleman makes sure to open the door for her. The problem is that no one saw him opening the door for her so they assume it is an automatic door and try to get it to open for them.
"Why is there a group of people standing outside that door waiting like that?"said Mari.
"No idea," said Ryuk.
"There are some real weirdo's out there," she said, not noticing the group of people staring at her as she appears to be talking to herself.
"How many in your party?" asks the receptionist.
"Two."
"Two?" the receptionist asked.
"Yes, him and me."
"You and who?"
"Only those who have touched that book can hear me or see me," said Ryuk.
"You could have told me that sooner!" she whispered back to him, violently.
"I could have told you what sooner?" asked the receptionist.
"Ah, nothing. Umm…. it will be a party of two for me and my date…..who will be arriving later."
"Nice save," said Ryuk.
"I know."
"You know what," asked the confused receptionist.
"That……….my date will be coming later."
"Um…..good for you," said the receptionist," how about a booth…….in dark corner.
"That sounds nice."
"I think that would best for someone like you keep hidden."
"Don't worry; I don't think he's the jealous type."
"That's not why I was suggesting it. Here you go," she said sitting them down and handing them their menus.
"Well, it's good that she put us here because people won't notice us talking so much," said Mari, before giving Ryuk a flirty smile," I must admit it's nice having you all to myself."
"Thanks, you're really nice, I didn't think the date would go this well," said Ryuk.
"Why?"
"People judge me a lot by my looks."
"Well, I believe in inner beauty."
"But I have no internal organs."
"We can talk about your religion later; let's see what we want to order before the waiter comes back."
"I know what I want," said Ryuk.
"What's that?"
"I'll have the apple chips with apple salsa, turnip and apple soup without the turnip, pork with apple sauce, and an apple turnover for dessert."
"I 'm just making this really wild guess but…um…..do you like apples?"
"It's amazing how well you can figure me out."
"People tell me I'm really good at that."
"Can I take your order" asked the waiter.
"I just take everything with apples," said Ryuk.
"I'll have the same."
"The same what?"asked the waiter.
"Oh, yeah I forgot you can't hear him."
"Can anyone except you," said the waiter with and arched eyebrow.
"Of course," said Mari indignantly," now just bring us everything with apples in it."
"Ummm……okay. What would you like to drink?"
"Apple juice, duh," she snarked.
"Right."
"No tip for him," she said to Ryuk.
"Now that he is gone, tell me a little about yourself. What do you do for a living?
"I'm a Shinigami," said Ryuk.
"Is that some kind of scientist?"
"Ah…no it's a death god."
"Oh, wow, I didn't realize I was with such an important guy. I bet it pays well."
"No complaints."
"So do you just go around killing people?"
"I don't kill anyone unless it's time for them to die."
"Oh, really? Can you tell me when I'm going to die?"
"I'm not allowed to talk about that kind of stuff."
"Oh, yeah, I can see that. Is that Light guy your boss?"
"No, just a manger. He's involved in more of the income bracket."
"I bet business keeps you busy."
"Yeah."
"That's probably why this is your first date."
"You don't think it has anything to do with my looks?"
"Well, if you don't mind, I can give you a few tips.
"Yeah, sure."
"I know that the goth look really goes with your job, but I don't think it suites you."
"Really?"
"Yeah, I mean you got this lovely grayish skin and a great smile, I think fall colors would look great on you."
"Fall colors?"
"The conditioner you're using is just not working, you should use the one Misa and I use. I'll get you some tomorrow."
"Ummmm, okay," said Ryuk uncertainly.
"And you know what would do wonders for your face."
"I don't have any idea."
"Blinking."
"I don't have any eyelids."
"You should really think about in investing in some."
"I'm not sure……"
"Oh, look the foods here."
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"I really had a nice time with you Ryuk," said Mari," I originally went on this date so Misa and Light could have some time alone, but it was really fun."
"I had a nice time, too. I like to go again before your dead."
"Oh, Ryuk you say the cutest things. Here is my cell phone number and if your keeper, Light, let's you free another night, I'd love to go somewhere again with you."
"Can I kiss you goodnight?" asked Ryuk shyly.
"Well, I never had the kiss of death, but you can kiss me on the cheek."
"Thanks," he said kissing her cheek," I'll call you."
"I'll be looking forward to it."
Well, what did you think?
I really enjoyed my date with death.