One of Those Cliche Chatroom Fics
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;)SexyMan! has signed on.
;)SexyMan!: hey is n e 1 hur?!?!
;)SexyMan!: ...no?
;)SexyMan!: im al alon?!?!?!?!
iDoctor has signed on.
;)SexyMan!: -gasppppp- HOWARDDDDD!!!!!! :D
iDoctor: O_o do you spend all of your time online?
;)SexyMan!: wel, se, twoday i waz goin to eat the last wafle dat waz in the freezar & it wasnt thar so i waz woreed and den i find out u eat it!!! grrrrrrr1!!!!
iDoctor: ........i didnt eat that waffle.
;)SexyMan!: do not lie, fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iDoctor: no, i srsly didnt eat that waffle.
;)SexyMan!: wel if u didnt who did?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
iDoctor: there are 7 other ppl living in that house. it culd have been one of them.
;)SexyMan!: but dat meens thy lyed 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -gasppppp-
GOD has signed on.
;)SexyMan!: im hvin wiithdrawls alredy!!! i ned that wafle!
GOD: ...?
;)SexyMan!: -gaspppp- GOD!! tel me whu at the wafle!!!???
iDoctor: henry, your getting out of hand.
;)SexyMan!: i dont fit in 1 hnd!!!
iDoctor: ...i think were talking about to different things.
GOD has signed off.
;)SexyMan!: EVN GOD HZ TRND AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!
iDoctor: ...calm down.
;)SexyMan!: U CLM DWN!!!!
;)SexyMan! has signed off.
iDoctor: .....
GOD has signed on.
GOD: Is the moron gone?
iDoctor: i hope so.
GOD: Aren't you the guy with the gay lover?
iDoctor: O_O how do you knw that?!
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GOD: Well, that was interesting...
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WAR-E-UR has signed on.
Lol_the_light has signed on.
Lol_the_light: hey gregor.
WAR-E-UR: hi luxa. do u no were howard iz?
Lol_the_light: ...how wuld i no?
WAR-E-UR: u liv in the same howse.
Lol_the_light: ur the 1 fucking him!!! u shuld no!!!
WAR-E-UR:...
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Rojo_Picante has signed on.
Lol_the_light: hey who r u?
Rojo_Picante: No habla ingles. Estúpida.
Rojo_Picante has signed off.
Lol_the_light: ????O.O
Lol_the_light: that wuz wierd....
Lol_the_light: who wuz that?!?!
noOne!!! has signed on.
GOD has signed on.
WAR-E-UR has signed on.
;)SexyMan! has signed on.
Lol_the_light: wow lots of ppl.
noOne!!!: Hey Luxa. Wassup?
Lol_the_light: nto much. u?
noOne!!!: Watched a good movie a bit ago.
GOD: Oh.. is the moron here?
WAR-E-UR: yah he iz.
GOD: Oh great.
;)SexyMan!: GOD!!! U LEFT ME ERLEAR!!! EXPLANE!!!!!
GOD: I shouldn't be forced to be around morons.
;)SexyMan!: -sobb-
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Lol_the_light: gregor do u no were howard is?
WAR-E-UR: hes a little tied up rite now.
Lol_the_light: wut do u meen by that?!??!?!
noOne!!!: Did you tie him up and hide him somewhere, Gregor?
WAR-E-UR: ......maybe.
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Rojo_Picante has signed on.
Rojo_Picante: iHola mi amigos!
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Lol_the_light: that prsn is rlly creepy........
GOD: I think she's Spanish.
Lol_the_light: ...
GOD: Surrounded by morons...
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noOne!!! has signed off.
Lol_the_light: that waz rude......
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