iHeart Nathan Kress: I know this isn't a very popular story with the people, but I still kind of wish some more people would read and review, you know?

Spencer: I know what you're saying... I feel... rejected since people think my blog's dumb...

iHeart Nathan Kress: It's ok, Spence. Don't feel bad about it. It's kinda my fault.

Spencer: Yes, it is! (to the readers) She's forcing me to do this, you know! If it were up to me, I don't think this blog would exist at all!

iHeart Nathan Kress: You know, it might, Spencer. You never know how your mind is going to work next. You're Spencer Shay, you have a new wacky idea around every corner.

Spencer: (sheepishly) Yeah... I guess I do. (all excited again) But that doesn't mean you need to force me to write a blog!

iHeart Nathan Kress: Quiet, please. Let them read it!

Spencer: Ok... Don't hate it... LOVE IT!!(huge grin)

Entry Two

Agh, people! Why have you left me no comments, questions, or any of the like? I'd only like to thank LeavexItxAllxToXMe for being interested in me and my blog. But come on, people! Can it really be that none of you are interested in me, Spencer? Oh, I get it. You all like Carly better, that's what this is about, isn't it? Well you know what? I can get along just fine with one fan... even if I would rather have one million... Anyway, I suppose I should continue with my blog as normal, even though SOME people are not interested in it.

Today was pretty boring. I got to take Carly and Freddie to school because Mrs. Benson was off on this crazy errand including some sort new ointment for Freddie. I didn't ask. So Freddie came over with a disgusted look on his face and told me everything about what his mom said, and I just agreed to give him a lift. After all, what are friends for?

After I had taken the kids to school, I dropped by my buddy Socko's place for a little bit. He's finally gotten some business, and has sold socks to at least twenty other people. I'm happy for my buddy, and I've agreed to advertise his site in my blog, so everyone should go to and buy some socks from him. If you don't want any, buy them for your friends, relatives, and yes, even your pets!

I came home from Socko's in a pretty good mood, actually, in the mood for tacos! So I made some tacos and started painting my sculpture of Freddie, Sam, and Carly, which you probably remember me mentioning from my first blog entry. It's been coming along great since then, and I was able to finish today! Not to be boastful or anything, but I think it actually does look just like the three of them.

What shall I talk about now? You people left me with no questions or anything to work with, and that makes me sad, because now there are no questions to answer. I was really looking forward to answering some questions! If you would have even asked me what my favorite color was or what kind of movies I enjoy, I'd have something to say. But no! There were no questions asked, and that leaves me answerless.

But I'm not angry. I am, however, very pleased that LeavexItxAllxToxMe has commented and enjoys me so much. I will have you know that this blog will be kept up, and with your loving support, I may move to a host such as blogspot! I'm glad you appreciate that my blog centers around me and not my little sister Carly, because–

I have an idea now.

Don't you think it's unfair that Carly gets all the attention? I mean, no matter how hard I try, it always seems to be my little sister that "makes profit" in the end. I mean, look at her. She's got Freddie and Sam, two of the best friends anyone could ever wish for! She has her high-rated webshow that like everyone in the world watches, and Nevel enjoys it! (he enjoys my blog too, but that's beside the point.) What I'm getting at is, Carly has everything she wants, and I actually am jealous of that. As much as I hate to admit it, I sometimes wish I was Carly, that I could trade places with her for just one day...

Putting my jealousy aside to continue this blog on the lighter side, I made a cake today. Yes, I know that seems very random, but it is true. This is no ordinary cake, though. This cake is the world's first edible giant guinea pig! Genius, I know! Everyone's always wanted there to be a giant guinea pig that you can eat, and I've finally created one! I can just imagine your face as you read that. You probably think I'm nuts... But who cares? It's who I am, and I love being me!

Oh, looks like it's three, time to pick up Freddie, Carly, and Sam from school. I'll see you next time, and I want there to be something for me to answer! If you guys like me at all, you'll comment in some way! Until next time, Spencer Shay is out!

Spencer: Did you enjoy it? I didn't really enjoy writing it, you know, since I was FORCED!

iHeart Nathan Kress: Oh, come on, you love writing in your blog for me.

Spencer: So what if I do...?

iHeart Nathan Kress: (pushes Spencer off into a corner) Well, I hope you enjoyed this. I'll try to make it better sometime soon...