Randumbness

A/N: Another chapter of the lovable brain-cell murdering fic known as Randumbness. Ah, it warms me to see that you people actually sorta like it! (breaks down crying tears of joy) So here's a special treat to you all!

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Part II -- The Tale of Rath and Pierrdro

Once upon a time there was a small boy named Rath. His father was Dayan, the Silver Wolf/chieftain of the Kutolah tribe. No, he did not die, for he is in FE6. I've checked. No, I've not played it (because I frikkin' don't live in Japan!).

ANYway-- Rath was a very talkative little boy. In fact, every chance he'd get, he'd torment his father to no end by talking. So, fed up with this, Dayan paid Hanna to come and make a false premonition about little Rath.

"Hrm, hrmm..." said the old hag. "I see a not-so-very-bright future for you, Rath of the Kutolah..." She flipped her hair back, somehow being just as old as she is in FE7. "You will..."

Rath and Dayan waited in anticipation.

"HAVE AN IMPRESSIONABLE DAUGHTER BY THE NAME OF SUE!" said the old hag.

Rath laughed uncontrollably and Dayan gave Hanna a look that said 'you're over-doing it' but she paid him no mind.

"And you will help defeat an evil entity known as Nergal, good day," finished Hannah quickly. "Now, Silver Wolf, pay up."

"Not- yet." Dayan stopped her.

"WHYEVER NOT!" screamed the old hag.

And so Dayan told her of a plot. An eeeeviiil plot. An eeeeviiil, nasty plot. An eeeeviiil, nasty, BAD plot! He whispered to her that they'd send little Rath away with no previsions whatsoever! And that they'd make sure he didn't make it past the forest, because they all hated him! And stuff! Those mean, eeeeviiil, nasty, BAD people!

So the very next day, Rath's daddy sent him off with but one traveling companion-- a yearling foal by the name of... (Fire Emblem fanfare) PIERRDRO!

And so, Rath and Pierrdro enjoyed each other's company, and argued occasionally, but liked each other as best-buds nonetheless.

And they dodged all assassins sent at them! Horjah! And when Rath turned ten, he went to Araphen! And at seventeen, he became Captain of their pathetic little army! And at twenty-five, Lyn came along! And on that very day, he became part of the party of Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken!

God, I'm having too much fun with this!

And after about a week of fighting with Lyn, he left with no exchange of last words as Lyn and Florina had a very gay moment. Just watch that last cinema scene. You know there's somethin' goin' on. (ahem) But that's beside the point. The point is, that he went off to be in a mercenary group. And they helped people and crap. Eventually, they landed in Ostia and, but who should be there but--

Lyndis! And she talked to him and got him to join the group again! And the tactition used an Orion's Bolt on him and he was able to use swords!

Only Iron Swords, though, because he was still a little premature with the idea of using them, but OH WELL!

And Pierrdro changed colors. Instead of being that nice liver color we all came to know and sorta love, he was... yellow. Like the sun. Or those sheep you used to color in kindergarten. Or Chrno's ribbon. (snickers)

But I digress. And their adventure continued. Before they knew it, Eliwood was fighting a frikkin' FIRE DRAGON with his awsomely big sword Durandel and kicked its scaly butt from the Dragon's Gate all the way to Ilia!

And they didn't like the change in climate, nope.

And so, he went back to the Kutolah, married Random Nomad Chick #6, settled down, had an impressionable little girl named Sue, and eventually became chieftain of the Kutolah.

But Pierrdro's end did not come without its perks--! His daughter went on to be Sue's horse. Isn't that sweet? He and Random Nomad Mare #8 had a little filly. AWWWWWWWW!

And little impressionable Sue helped out Roy, Eliwood's kid.