GAHAHAHA. HIGH.

TehOdd1 xoox

Arkham was watching the sweating men clean up after what could only be described as one of the most orgasmic things he'd ever seen in his life.

"I had no idea how good they smelt when they sweat...Nero is totally bendable...And Vergil with no shirt on...*drools*...*nosebleeds*...But then again now would be a good time to strike..." Arkham began cursing at a bird that just shat on him, trying not to draw attention to himself. He coolly jumped off the roof then fell over.

Vergil's hand brushed Nero's arse by 'accident', then tripped and kissed his toe.

"You cry like a little girl." Vergil muttered through mouthfulls of toe-jam.

Nero sobbed, threw himself on the floor (half on top of the elder Sparda), kicked and screamed, beating his hands into the floor.

"NO I DON'T NO I DON'T NO I DON'T NO I DON'T!"

"I find it very...sensual..."

"REALLY?!" Nero sobbed in a squeaky, totally pubescent voice. "DO YOU REALLY THINK SO!?!?!"

"Yeth." Vergil said with a hissing lisp. "Thenthual. I could thertainly go you again, my thweet."

Vergil crawled over to the mat they had begun their tango on, and dragged Nero on it, picking up the spiny thing that told them how to move, and whispered "It'th very thexual, Nero..."

And Nero turned his head, and began to say something:

SPLAY! Oops, I pressed the wrong button....

SPLAT!

Arkham fell off the roof of TEMINIGRU and squished Nero.

"NOOOOOO (x 38 O's) OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" said Vergil lamely, in a very flat voice, falling to his nees. I spely 'knees' with no 'k', did you notice????

ELSEWHERE

"Lady, do you feel strange?"

"No, not really. Although you did just impale your nostril on a shoe horn, I suppose that might feel weird, but people in Africa stretch their noses all the time, so I sp'ose it's not unusuall..."

"OK then" Dante ended off having very sexual sex with the phone, the person on the other end was enjoying it almost as much as he was....THE OLD CAT LADY OUT OF THE SIMPSONS!! GAH!

There IS a lesson to be learnt here....Don't share Puck buddies...As in, the hocky puck buddy...because they all bleeded and got aids and Nero is flat...

BUT IN THE MEANTIME...:!!

"Don't worry Nero, you can barely notithe it."

"Don't bullshit me, Vergil, I'm flat as a pancake!"

"Nonscence." grunted Vergil pumping the objet harder and harder.

He was currently trying to pump Nero up with a bike pump, that was located up his nose.

"You're such a dumbass."

"Do you want me to help you or not? Yeth or no?"

"Yeah, 'course. How else are we gunna play Twister?"

"The THUT! UP! THUPID!"