Mystical Kitsune Warrior
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Naruto/RonxHarem
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Story Start
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It was all just so much to take in. All she had thought she knew about the blond was changed practically overnight.
''Kim...hey Kim are you okay?'' The concern in the blond's voice seemed to break her from her thoughts.
''Huh?'' She responded startled as 'Ron' called to her. ''Oh sorry, you were saying something?''
''You've been like this ever since Wannaweep.'' the blond brought up as the girl sighed.
''Well how would you react if your best friend since Pre-K has been lying to you your entire life?'' She snapped. She then sighed once more and responded with, ''I'm sorry...it's just difficult for me to get used to. All this time...''
''I know...I really don't know what to tell you Kim. My memories had only started coming back recently." The last few months had been a whirlwind of emotions to him. He shuddered, thinking he would have been once more forever stuck behind a childish persona if not for that one mission with Drakken where he accidentally knocked over some violate chemicals that exploded and knocked him out.
While he hated the distress and fear he put his friend through the incident jogged his memory. Even now the memories of what occurred before he arrived in this world were still masked from him.
''You have all these amazing gifts so why hide them? I mean being a side-kick to a world saving heroine isn't exactly making the best of your abilities.''
''Trying to adjust to all this hasn't been the easiest process. Currently it looks like I can't keep what is happening under wraps anymore so that means I have to adapt and well…become my original self again."
"Meaning?"
''I have to train and get back to my old standards as well as improve myself academically. If anyone asks we'll just say I was injured on a mission and needed emergency reconstruction surgery to fix my face." With that he released the henge bringing back to life the old familiar cerulean blue eyes and spiky blond hair. Naruto Uzumaki was back.
'''That's a bit of a stretch don't you think?'' She said, eying the blond up and down. A faint blush appeared on her cheeks. This is what he really looked like? He was…tall. Much taller than her, his hair much nicer, his face and build devoid of fat and he was noticeably more toned. ''I mean everyone has known you in Middleton for years. That be kind of hard to pass off.''
''I'm not that worried. They treat the facts as us fighting maniacs trying to take over the world with dismissal for the most part. I doubt they'll give me too much grief over this. ''
''If you say so...'' She responded as they walked up the sidewalk and entered the doorway to Middleton High.
''Now...I just hope to slowly ease the rest of the school into the magnificence that is...'' He noticed the mischievous look on Kim's face.
''New haircut and clothes! Ron Stoppable has a new look check him.''
''Kim!'' Naruto cried out as the eyes of the students snapped in the direction's of the popular cheer leader's voice. ''See ya!'' She said as she shot off.
''I'll get you for this,'' He called after her. She disappeared around the corner with Naruto hot in pursuit. He turned the corner and nearly bowled over a flock of teenage girls, but luckily enough he was able to stop just in time. They were Seniors, ones whom he often saw at the school's sports events.
He knew the name of one, Amelia, long brown hair and soft blue eyes. Like a lot of people she apparently had thirty copies of the same outfit as she wore her often worn Pink tank-top and Beige pants.
''Sorry about that Amelia didn't mean to knock you over like that."
''Do I know you?'' She responded, sounding a bit miffed while looking aloof.
''Ron Stoppable.''
She paused for a moment, as if trying to decide whether or not to reply. ''What? But? I mean…what happened to you? You don't…look like you." Ron had a bit of baby face, with a pudge and wore unflattering clothes. Nothing like the blond before her.
"Mission gone wrong. Had to have some facial reconstruction surgery. Medicines not on the market helped with the speedy recovery." He was banking on most of the student body's lack of extensive medical knowledge to buy the lie.
"I'd give my compliments to the surgeon. You look good and I'm digging the new hair style." She replied with a small smile.
''Why thank you...'' '
'' I'll see you later.'' She said with a wave. She and her group went on as her friends giggled talking about this interesting new development.
Naruto let out a sigh of relief.
School continued like always with the exception of people giving 'Ron' complements on his change. Thankfully there was a thing such as rumor mills so he didn't have to explain the whole surgery angle fifty million times. Naruto caught Kim as she was coming out of the front door.
''Hey Kim!''
''Hey Ron, so how's the first day of this change?'' She winched, she had known him as Ron for so long that calling him something different was going to take some time to get used to.
"Don't worry about it. I know its going to take time for you to get used to it." He gently assured her. "So what's the sitch?"
''You mean...you're still going to help me?'' the red-head asked in surprise. She was still trying to wrap her head around what Naruto had told her and she assumed that he was going to stop being her side kick and started living his life differently from the get go.
"Kim, even with everything that has happened doesn't mean I'm going to just abandon you. I'm your best friend. We're best friends. I have your back as long as I'm here you know."
''Yeah...'' she responded. 'While you're still here.' she shook away the thought and decided to answer his question. '' Wade contacted me a little while ago. There's been Blackouts all over Europe, but the epicenter seems to be Paris.''
''So do we have any mode of transportation?''
''Wade contacted the French Aeronautics firm; he's done some consulting work for them so he has some connections with them.''
''A trip to Paris France huh? Sounds like a fun little trip."
The plane ride too France was as eventful as any long plane ride could be.
''Okay so I was able to get a signal and I'm tracking it on...'' Kim looked up and noticed Ron chatting up one of the locals in French.
''Bonhour J'mapelle Ron Et toi?''
'J'mapelle Michelle...is this your first time in Paris?''
''More or less. Unfortunately I'm here for business, but if I'm here for pleasure maybe I can give you a call and you give me a tour?''
''Sounds good to me. Let me give you my number.''
Kim watched the exchange as she felt a small surge of jealousy as the French Girl blew Ron a kiss, only to trip into stairs with a cry of 'Aah' due to her not paying attention.
''Are you done Casanova? Can we focus back on the mission?''
Naruto smiled and asked in a teasing tone. ''Is someone tweaking?''
''I am not tweaked!'' She exclaimed as her focus went back to the communicator in her hand.
''You wreak tweak.'' he responded with a cheeky grin. ''Don't worry...your still my one and only,'' he continued as Kim's eyes widened as she started to blush. She was about to ask what he meant by that, but two more French girls walk by and greeted the blond with a bonjour. He seemed quite intent on checking out the 'sights'.
''You know the French seem really nice. I don't see why people are always making fun of them.''
''Ron...or Naruto...whoever you are...'' she started to say only for Ron to interrupt her with a,''Huh? You say something?'' He suddenly asked turning to her.
''Aaah!"' Kim cried out in a huff.
The lights in Paris started flickering off one by one until an entire section blanked out, including the Eiffel towers lights.
''I'm contacting Wade.'' Kim stated, pressing a few buttons on the device as the face of the dark-skin, slightly chubby young teen flickered onto the screen. ''We'll need more than just a jet ride if we're going to get to the bottom of things.''
''I find it funny the military has the money to build Pilot-less Drone Choppers yet over a third of the human race is starving.'' Kim ignored Ron's statement.
'' I've traced the drain to Eight degrees One Minute West, Forty-six degrees North, but my map shows nothing out there.''
Rufus points out the window.
''Nothing" left it's lights on.'' He stated as an island came into view. The Pilot-less Drone Chopper sets down on the island smoothly. Dressed in their mission gear the two of them made made their way to their destination.
''You can refer to me as Naruto when it's just you and me,'' the blond spoke up suddenly, piercing through the quiet of the island's atmosphere. "It makes sense to refer to me as Ron at school until enough time to pass for me to claim a legal name change. I'll come up with something."
''But Ron when we're around other people?'' the red head asked as her companion nodded. ''So you're still hiding your identity for the time being?''
With they finally arrived at a rather largely wall, strongly built and rising high into the sky. ''Meet you at the top.'' he said as he began walking up the side of the building like he was walking down the street to Kim's disbelief.
Making a mental note of trying to find out just what else her mystery keeping friend was capable of she took out a hair dryer/grappling hook device and fired it. Luckily or convenient enough the length was long enough for the hook to hook into the side and she began scaling the wall. After fifteen minutes she exhaled a breath of relief and began slowly scaling down the side where Ron was waiting.
Not too long after the duo took notice of an unlikely person on the other side of the wall down on the ground. The person looked in his 20's and about 5'11. He was Top-Heavy built, but not quite enough to weight any more then 170 to 185 pounds. He had black, fairly plastered to his head. His eye color was that of a Pale Blue and Robust tan, most likely of Spanish Origin.
He was wearing a tight yellow t-shirt with a red belt and tight black pants. The two of them descended from their place and landed before the Spanish male.
''Uh, hello.'' Kim greeted awkwardly, unsure of just how you start a conversation in such an odd situation.
''Father, I see people. They must be the new servants.'' The younger boyish male said to the elderly spaniard, with graying hair that was hunched over a cane.
''Very good, very good. You have brought more light bulbs?''
''Sorry to disturb you sir but I'm Kim Possible and this is...'' She turned to Naruto, remembering their conversation from before. Since these were not people in Middleton there was no secret to keep. "Naruto Uzumaki.''
''Ah, welcome, welcome to my home. We have only just turned everything on. I am Señor Senior, Sr. and this is my son, Señor Senior, Jr.''
'' Your haircut is very stylish.'' Senor Senior, Jr. complemented Naruto."
''Thanks...I guess.'' What is with those tight clothing?
''I was just going to take a quick ski down my indoor mountain... care to join me?'' Senor Senior Sr. asked.
''No thank you, Señor...'' Kim started to politely declined.
''Some refreshment perhaps? Oh, I have some lovely juice. Quite amazing really; it comes in a box.''
'' A juice box would be nice.'' she replied, trying not to be rude to her...host?
''Yeah sure why not.'' Ron added as they were led inside the quaint looking, resort/house of the Senors.
'' I guess what I'm saying is energy is a precious resource. It's up to each and every one of us to do our part. So a little eco awareness might be in order here.'' Kim started to explain, trying not to offend the men, but at the same time trying to make him aware of the situation.
'' Oh, I am but a simple multi-billionaire. I can't believe that what I do has any effect on anyone.'' the gentlemanly men responded in his kindly tone.
'' Yeah. Um, your house sucks up so much power, it's causing blackouts all over Europe.''
''And these people without power, they are...inconvenienced?'' It was obvious that the man did not have too much experience socializing with the less then fortunate. He was the kind of old man that seemed to immerse himself in his hobbies and wasn't too well aware of the plight of the less then fortunate.
'' Very.''
''You see, Junior, how awful it is to be poor? But, uh, what can I do?'' he asked, genuinely hoping to amend his mistake
''Well for starters, you could turn off that giant sunlamp.''
''But if I am to be a teen pop star, I need a robust tan.'' Senor Senior Jr. stated in a boyish tone as his faced was filled with looks of glamor.
'' Later. Oh, I want to hear again about this 'low flow shower head'."
''There's a ton of things you can do to make your house more efficient.''
''House? More like a lair.'' Naruto said with a snort. He had seen a lot of lairs in his time. Destroyed them, sneak into them, invest money into them only to sneak in and rob said people. He could look at a place and accurately guess if it was a lair or it would someday be one.
''Lair? Oh, I do not like the sound of that. It's too... sinister.''
''Hahaha!'' Naruto erupted with rich laughter. ''This place screams sinister; it's on a private island that isn't on any map.''
''I value my privacy, what can I tell you.'' the gentlemanly man responded with complete seriousness.
'' Come on, look at all the come. You've got doors that make the evil villain whoosh noise.'' he noted with a single raised finger. It was general noised used in media a lot for lairs. The whoosh noise in fact was quite universal.
'' I always wondered about the "whoosh"...'' Seno Senor Jr. announced.
''I like the "whoosh". It's the door saying "I am closed." Senior Sr stated.
'' It's fine, sir; ignore him.'' Kim dead panned, wondering what point Ron, er Naruto was trying to make?
''Oh come on Kim, don't tell me you don't think this is funny?['' he asked as his eyes fell upon her. An amused smile danced on his features as he continued on with his observation. ''I mean he's rich with his off the grid island. All I'm saying is that a guy could take over the world from a place like this. I mean really it wouldn't take much; maybe a communications jamming system, some missiles, probably throw in some traps, y'know self-activating lasers, an indoor lagoon full of piranha...''
''Piranha... Why ever would I want... piranha?''
''To eat the intruders of course.'' he responded with a shrug. Have to have some way to dispose of the bodies
''Just put in some fluorescent, that should do the trick. Bye bye!'' Kim stated, grabbing Naruto's arm and trying to lead him away.
'' And also think about a secret underground grotto with a speed boat for escape purposes. And-and-and-and gigantic spinning tops of doom, they'd be huge and destroy anything in their path.'' The entire thing was a joke of course, but Naruto couldn't help it when his more mischievous nature rose to the surface.
''Come on, Mr. Spinning Tops of Doom, I've got homework.''
''Goodbye! And thank you!'' Senior Sr said with a wave as he began pondering his thoughts.
''The guy with the nice haircut was an interesting fellow was he not father?''
''Yes, but his ideas...I have so much money and free time...I could use...a hobby.''
A day had passed and things had returned to normal or as normal as Middleton could be.
''Bye Ron?'' Amelia said, waving to the blond as he waved back and opened his locker.
''So...Amelia huh?'' Kim asked as she leaned against the locket next to his. She didn't know why she felt bothered by the fact that because of the reveal Naruto spent more time flirting with the various female populous instead of hanging out with her. It was as if his interests had done a complete 180. Not to mention he promised they would talk and he would start telling her more things about himself.
''What?'' Naruto responded with a shrug. ''Its been a while since I've been with someone. I miss the companionship of a good woman." Rufus's head popped out of Naruto's pants. He chittered as he traveled up Naruto's torso and launched from his shoulder into the locket.
''Yeah, yeah I know Rufus...'' Naruto looked to his left and right to see the hall relatively empty. Channeling some chakra he ran a finger over his paw as a hunk of French cheese appeared.
''Like promise...take a bite of...I forgot the name.'' Rufus took a few whiffs of it and pinched his noise.
''Pee-you!''
''Kami...why is it whenever I get a pet there always so bloody picky!'' With that exclamation the Kimmunicator went off.
Kim sighed as she went rummaging through her bag for the device. Looks like that talk was going to be put on hold for the time being.
''Kim, we've got trouble. Big time trouble. ''
''What's the damage, Wade?''
''The damage is Señor Senior, Sr. I thought you said he was harmless.''
''Yeah. Rich, but harmless.'' she responded nonchalantly. Senor Senior, Sr was more of the realm of a harmless old man or grandfather from her observation. Just a guy unaware he was causing any harm so Kim didn't pay the man too much thought when she informed him to cut back on all the power draining. She took a glance back at Ron who seemed to be chittering some sort of speech to Rufus.
''...sucked up all the power in western Europe.''
She heard Wade exclaimed snapping her out of her thoughts. Right now she had to focus on the mission.
' Ok, I'll go back and make sure he turns off some of his lights.''
''It's gonna take more than that, Kim. Señor Senior, Sr. is taking Europe's power on purpose. Check this out.'' Wade's image was replaced by a recorded announcement of Senor Senior.
'' My evil vow is this: I will send Europe back into the dark ages unless the Euro Alliance gives me...'' He paused and then menacingly said. ''...their nice little islands.''
"Nice. Little. Islands?"
'' With the warm beach days and hot disco nights!''
'' They are obviously new at the big-time villain thing.''
Kim shot a look at Naruto who was snickering. ''What? You can't tell me the 'Nice Little Islands' wasn't funny?''
''Naruto he's threatening to steal the power of an entire continent. Can you be serious for a moment?'' she asked as the smirk on Naruto's face melted away.
''Lighten up Kim! He's just an old man and not that much of a threat! We'll be in and out! Two hours top, not including the plane ride!''
A cold chill down Kim's spine how he could go from goofy and carefree to serious and no-nonsense in a mere instant. His eyes were just so sharp looking and unnerving. ''Why are you just standing there? Are we getting ready to go or not?''
''R-Right.'' she stuttered in response to his tone. For some strange reason Naruto unnerved.
Back in Europe the Eiffel tower and the area around it goes off, a clock tower goes off, the lights go off in a canal with a couple on a boat.
On Seniors' Island Senor Senior Sr was reading a book titled '"The Book of Evil" ''Hmm, Evil chutle... No, not for me. Ah, the evil snicker!'' He snickers then close the book. ''Alright, that will do for now. '' he decided as he turned to his son who was text messaging on his knew phone. ''Junior, any word from the Euro Alliance?''
'' Somebody called, I don't know who.'' he responded as another text came in. 'She didn't?' he seemed to mumble as he went right back to his phone conversation.
''Did you think to take a message?'' the elder Senor asked in mild annoyance at his son's lack of proper villainy enthusias.
''I did not, I'm not your message taking person.''
''If you want your own island, you will think to take a message.''
Senior Sr. activated a monitoring screen as an image of Kim and Ron are in scuba gear appeared.
''Look, Naruto Uzumaki returns. I wonder if he has any more ideas?'' the older Senor muses to himself.
The two of them arrived on the island and were met with a massive wall. ''It's only been a bloody day!'' Naruto exclaimed in disbelief. ''How the hell could he have done all this!?''
''It wouldn't have been a problem if you didn't give him the ideas.'' Kim responded in annoyance, knowing that thanks to Naruto's joking they would have to respond their discussion and would now have to record the new Episode of Chuck on DVR while she did homework when they got back.
''Oh for heaven's sake Kim you know I was joking!"' he said nonchalantly as he took a step forward without taking notice of the defense system's activating.
''Get down!'' She cried out as she pushed Naruto down to the ground as a missile shot down from a launcher narrowly missing them.
' Oh, good, missiles. I am so glad you told him to get missiles,'' she added looking down at the blond who was smirking at her.
''Why Miss Possible. I didn't think you would be the one to make the first move.'' he said with a cheeky grin.
It took Kim a moment to realize what he meant when she looked down and notice she was straddling him and had his arms pinned. Not so uncharacteristically considering her awkwardness when dealing with boys cried out, and hopped up as her face visibly burned with embarrassment.
''Aaw...and I was enjoying that too.'' Naruto said with a pout as he dusted himself off. ''Maybe you were too seeing as how red you are.''
''Just...just focus on the mission!'' she retorted in annoyance as she began searching for her grappling hook only realizing she left it in her locket. 'Damn,' she silently thought/slipped when she realized she had no way on scaling the wall. ''I left my grappling hook back at school.''
''No problem. One kick ass walls calling coming up!''
''Han-gah!'' Kim cried out as Naruto scooped her up in his arms. He got a running start and leaped towards the wall. With a thump he landed on the wall, his feet sticking to it with chakra. ''A warning could have been nice?''
''I found it kind of hard over the screaming.'' He simply stated as Kim found herself blushing once more.
''Well excuse me for reacting to crazy stunt you pulled. I thought you were going to attempt to jump over or maybe to the top of the wall, not stick to the halfway point.''
''Hey I'm a Shinobi. I'm full of surprises.'' Reaching the top he dropped over the other side and landed with ease. ''That wasn't so bad now was it?''
''Like I said. A warning next time would be nice. Let's go!'' Breaking into a dash they continued further into the compound until they came across a huge power cord.
''Damn! A cord that size one could see how those massive blackouts are occurring.''
''Come on, let's get this settled. ''
''How are you planning on getting inside?''
''The door. '' She answered his question as she knocked on the door. ''Señor Senior, Sr. open up.''
The door opens in response. The duo then walked in and were greeted by the Senors.
''Ah, Kim Possible, my feisty teen...''
'' Hey, you put in a lagoon!'' Naruto noted in a mixture of surprise and amusement.
''The piranha won't be here 'til Monday, but, I assure you, the Koi have not been fed in days.'' Holding up the book he was reading earlier he continued his explanation. ''I ordered this book on world domination off the Internet. Huh, It said you'd be coming back.''
''Wow...everyday something in this world occurs that blows my mind about what's sensible and what shouldn't be practical but is.''
''Have you gotten to the chapter where you give yourself up?''
''No, actually, I'm up to the part where I tell you "That it is too late for you to stop my evil plan."
''Oh really?'' Ron asked pulling a kunai from the kunai pouch on his leg and throwing it. It didn't go no further than ten feet before it was zapped by a laser. ''I'll give him this. He's a terrific listener.''
The two of them retreated behind a hall as the lasers began firing.
''Señor Senior, Sr. is really starting to get on my nerves.''
''Yeah...but he's nowhere near as annoying as that Drakken guy. He only gets points for having enough sense for hiring that Shego woman though. And man isn't she sexy in that little outfit of hers. That long raven hair and exotic skin. Ow!'' he cried out as his descriptions was interrupted by Kim smacking him.
''Focus on the mission will you.''
''I take it the angry face is because I'm describing how sexy your rival is huh?''
''Could you possibly get anymore...'' She tried to think of a word to describe the blond.
''Can't come up with anything huh?'' he asked with a smirk.
''Shut up!''
''Kim Possible, here's a good target: Middleton. I'm going to attack your hometown! Junior, go to the tower and activate the missiles. ''
'' Oh, now I'm your missile launching person too?'' Junior whined as he ran outside.
''I'll take care of the pretty boy and let you handle the old man'' Naruto said as a chakra flash radiated from him. Ron had disappeared and in his place was Naruto.
With ease Naruto dodged laser blast after blast. Leaping over the wall he shot over the lagoon. With similar ease Kim also dodged the Lasers but maneuvered in a way where they destroyed each other.
''Oh, you think you're out of trouble? Well, you're not out of trouble. Farewell, Kim Possible!'' And from a wall Giant Spinning Tops were launched.
''Naruto, you are so paying for this...'' She silently declared.
Meanwhile by the missile launching console.
'' Why do I have to launch his stupid missiles?''
''Step away from the console!''
''Or step away from your bossy attitude. You think just because you're so nicely dressed...''
''I didn't want to have to do this, but if I have to.'' Naruto reached inside his pocket. ''Behold the most dangerous weapon in my arsenal. A picture of one of my friend's mother in law!''
'''Aaah!'' Junior cried out as he fell back and got into the fetal position. ''So...much...Fat!''
''Huh...didn't think that work.'' Naruto went about disarming the Missiles. ''Aah yes! Once more superior intelligence allowed me to easily do something my kick ass powers could have done just as well, but I was too lazy to use. Now to go check back on Kim.''
Naruto shushined back into the Lair.
''Ahh!'' Kim screamed as she was running away from the giant Spinning top.
''Oh for the love of...'' Naruto extended his hand and formed a Rasengan. Charging forward he reared his hand and thrust it forward. The ball of chakra connected with the giant top halting it in its track. Halting it in its track a second top collided with the halted top causing them both to shot back. Colliding into the wall they rolled about once more on their sides before stopping..
'' Thanks. But never, never tell anyone to go out and buy "Spinning Tops of Doom".
''Fair enough...''
The Triple Ss managed to have escaped during the confusion. He and his semi-disturbed son escape on a speed boat.
''Secret grotto and a speed boat. Great for escapes. '' Kim commented with a sigh.
"Well, hey look on the bright side, we saved the day." Something was telling him this was something Kim was not going to let him forget for a long time.