Chapter 2 Emo Bunny
"Hey Emo Bunny wake up we got a show to do." "Emo Bunny?" Shadow woke to find herself a bunny girl."No!This can't be happening!" she thought.She saw that her bunny girl outfit had the tail and with the frustration and anger she was feeling she saw it move."Hey are you just gonna stand let's get out and perform already," a bunny girl said."Okay,one show and then I figure out what's going on and how to reverse it," Shadow thought.So she went and performed with her fellow bunny girls.During the show a man slapped Shadow's ass.This of course pissed her off and she beat the crap out of the guy.The show was halted from there."Thanks a lot." "You suck." "You just had to have some decency." "What was that all about!?You just cost me money which comes out of your paycheck!" the boss yelled.He's a stubby round guy."Look here bub,I may be a bunny girl but I am not gonna let anyone disrespect me.In fact I'm going to quit right now," Shadow snapped and started to walk away."If you walk out then I'll tell all those husbands wives of the affairs you've had with," the boss said.Shadow turned around said "You can't be serious?" "I'm serious after all who could forget the time that was so erotic 'Aaaaah'," the boss said."Okay,I won't quit," Shadow said."That's a good girl.Now worktime's over you can all go home," the boss said."Exactly where do I live?I have headache," Shadow said.The boss told her where she lives.She found herself in an England-like town.
Shadow went into her apartment and took her anger out on the walls."Dammit!OW!Even my strength's the same as a lady's.Out of what I could of become from that wish why'd it have to be a bunny girl?I thought that the wish would of made me a comedian or something like that," she said to herself.She looked around for her diary."OK,there's got to be a diary that belongs to me somewhere.Now where would I hide something like that," she thought.She looked in her make-up drawer and it was there.She is Dianne Locklear 20 years of age.She flunked high school but had a body perfect for a bunny girl so she took the job.The affairs she had were just a way to deal with some stress.She didn't have any children thanks to condoms.I will now refer to Shadow as Dianne from now on.Dianne couldn't believe the living hell she was in."I can't believe this living hell I'm in.I've got to reverse this.The library should have something on the subject," she thought.Luckily the library was in view from her apartment.She looked in her closet for some casual clothes but most of it were dresses."Shit,don't I have any casual clothes in this reality," she said.She managed to find a few pairs of casual clothes and wore one.
"Metro Maywin Library," Dianne read.She entered in and looked around."Hey,aren't you one of those bunny girls?" the librarian asked.He's a 70 year old man."Yeah,are you the owner of this library?" Dianne asked."Yes,and I'm glad to see there's at least one of you that doesn't mind using their brain.My name's Mort by the way what's yours?" Mort asked."I'm Dianne," she said."Well it's good to meet you Dianne what are you looking for anyway?" Mort asked."Well,I need to know anything on things that can grant wishes," Dianne said."Well,the planets won't be aligning for another 1000 years,but the constellations will all be alit sometime next week and trust me,if you have a wish it will be granted.Problem is they'll only be lit for three minutes" Mort told her."Well,thank you," Dianne said."Your welcome come by anytime," Mort said.Dianne left and went back to her apartment.
"Okay,some I'm going to have to take another week of this disrespect,then I can wish to be back to normal and forget this ever happened," Dianne said.The next day was pretty normal.Dianne got up,ate breakfast,brushed her teeth,and went to work that is,if you call being a bunny girl and doing shows work.
Will Dianne just simply wade out the week?We'll find out in the next chapter.