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" Micheal this has to stop!" yelled Dwight to Micheal in his office.
" What?" asked Micheal who was startled by Dwight's sudden approach.
" Jim, has just made me lose my biggest client, Mr. Gult!"
Then Jim came rushing into Micheal's office trying to explain himself.
" Dwight-" he began.
" And here is the moron himself. Micheal you must fire Jim he lost Dunnder Mifflin a ton of money because of his stupid prank."
" Dwight we have already been through this a couple years ago." said Micheal.
" And we are going through it again!"
" Whoa, listen Dwight you just need to calm down I'm sorry I didn't know that you were on an important phone call."
" No you listen to me-"
"SILENCE!" yelled Micheal.
They both stopped immediately.
" Thank you, now I have an idea. We are going to settle this the old fashioned way just like the Americans and the Japanese did back like a hundred years ago."
" Okay great, all I need is some baking soda, gun powder, and a match and we're in business." said Dwight.
" No Dwight you are not going to drop a bomb on Jim corporate would never allow it, believe me I've tried." and Micheal coughed the word Toby," You and Jim are going to have a war."
" What? Micheal seriously don't you think that that is a little too much?" asked Jim.
" Great, I will get all of my knife's ready. Now, where did I put my num chucks...."
" Not a war, war a prank war. You know with whoopee cushions, and prank phone calls, and fake vomit."
" Now that is a crazy idea and a very stupid one, too." said Jim
" What's wrong are you chicken?" asked Dwight and he and Micheal started doing chicken sounds.
" All right fine I'll do it but it's only going to prove that I'm awesome at pranks."
" Yeah right... so Micheal what happens if I win."
" If you win then Jim can never do his pranks again."
" And if I win?" asked Jim.
" Then you can continue doing your pranks and Dwight can't complain about them."
" Deal." said Dwight and he spit on his hand and held it out to Jim.
" Not that's okay, how about an air shake."
"Fine." and they air shook.
" Very good, now if you could excuse me for one second." and he went out to the main office, " Can I please have every ones attention, Dwight," Dwight who was now standing next to Micheal raised up his arms and yelled Yeah," and Jim," who simply just sighed, " will be having a prank war, any of you are welcome to join sides if you want to, and that is what is one the news today." and Micheal went back into his office.
Jim sat down as he would usually sit down while Dwight was sitting down very slowly without taking his eyes of Jim.
" Oh this is going to be fun." thought Jim sarcastically but then with another look at Dwight he thought, " This is going to be fun."with no sarcasm.