Author's note:
Disclaimer: Look…I said it in the story before this: I don't own Vampire Knight. Just Mika-chan and Tsu-kun and that makes up for it all I guess.
shikixxrima- Well...I am kinda mean sometimes...but I'm glad you loved it anyway!
hana-flower23- Three awesome pairings in one fic…what more can you ask for? Eh heh heh. And yay for sequels!
Chibi Kitt- Very interesting…and very funny if my plan works out.
PurebloodPrincess97- Majestic is a new adjective…but yeah, I understand what you mean and I'm very proud that you think so :D
silentspirit426624- Oh dear…the awful multiple choice…ew. Ah so TsuZuki is official now? Cool! I hope you end up loving the rest of the chapters as much as the first
Lesson One:
Women Go Overboard On Baby Shower Planning When Left Alone!
I had spent about twenty minutes worth of my life wondering why it was always the mothers-to-be who planned the baby shower. When I found out…I wished I hadn't. As in like really, really, really, really, super-duper, really, really, really wish I hadn't.
Sara and Rima had all but thrown Shiki and I out of Shiki's house and told us to meet back there "later". I had asked them if it was a bit early to be throwing a baby shower and I was met with dangerous glares.
So we walked to the nearest baby store with Mikazuki and Tsubasa in hopes of finding something—anything—relatively useful.
I had asked them if it was a bit early to be throwing a baby shower and I was met with dangerous glares.
"I told you to go away!" a voice snapped and the four of us turned around to see Kaname walking toward us being stalked by a manly looking woman.
Oh…wait…that is a man…in a tutu…OK then.
"Besides," Kaname added. "I have a boyfriend now!"
Again, the four of us gawked like idiots. But before we could comment, Kaname seized his cousin around the waist and pulled him close.
"Ummmm…" Shiki said looking awkward.
"Don't be shy sweetheart," Kaname cooed and I gave him a sympathetic glance before dragging the two children inside the baby store. Once we were behind the diaper section, we collapsed laughing.
"Poor Daddy," Mikazuki between laughs.
"Good old Kaname," I said chuckling. Tsubasa was laughing too hard to make any sort of comment.
"Ichijou, do you like the way your face looks now? Because if you keep laughing, I have no problem rearranging it," Shiki hissed and he came around the corner. We froze.
"They were laughing too!" I said defensively.
"Mikazuki is my daughter and Tsubasa is my neighbors' kid," Shiki pointed out. No need to add that Tsubasa might one day be his son-in-law. "You however…"
"But we're buuuuuuuuddddiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess!" I squealed, trailing out my last word. Mikazuki and Tsubasa sweat dropped while Shiki merely hit me over the head with a plastic box of diapers.
I whimpered and my so-called buddy snorted.
"Uh-huh, whatever," he said sharply.
"Let's just find something," I said wincing as I felt the bump growing on my head.
"What happened out there Kaname?" Mikazuki asked curiously. Her father shuddered.
"I'd rather completely forget that ever happened," he suggested and so we attempted to forget that the attempt to make the cross dressing stalker go away ever happened. Of course, it didn't work because who could ever forget something like that?
After hours on end of searching, we failed to find anything so instead, we bough Mikazuki and Tsubasa ice cream. There's just something about chibi eyes that's just impossible to refuse…. They promised not to tell either of their mothers, and I was praying they'd hold true to that. Rima had a tendency to go berserk whenever I gave Mikazuki sugar.
I'll never understand why. I mean seriously, the only thing that happens is she starts to act like me…ah. Well…that might explain a little bit….
Along our way home, we collected Kaname again, something that disturbed Shiki greatly. Mika-chan and Tsubasa had a great time teasing him about it. So all in all the day went fine. At least it was until we arrived at Shiki's house. That was where things went a little bit…strange.
We opened the door and Mika-chan, Tsubasa, Shiki, Kaname and I all stepped inside to see a horrific sight.
The walls were plastered with pink and blue signs that said welcome baby and the banister was covered in pink and blue frills. The two had somehow managed to get EVERYONE'S baby photos (yeah this time even Mikazuki's precious little Tsu-kun had to suffer) and those were all on frames on the walls as well. Little pink and blue raindrops fell from the ceiling with little pictures of babies that had been cut out of multiple magazines. It took my genius brain a minute to get the pun: baby shower. Funny.
Is this really how you decorate a baby shower? And why are they acting like it's happening today? Wait a minute…a dear god please no!
"SURPRISE!" Rima and Sara squealed.
Shiki fainted on the spot.
Kaname left the house swiftly, muttering something about having hobo business to attend to.
Mikazuki grabbed Tsubasa's hand and backed away slowly. Once they were outside, they took off like terrified birds.
I lasted a couple more seconds before passing out myself.
When I woke up, I was stuck in a closet. A very cramped closet. Why was it cramped? Because I was sharing it with Shiki.
"Great," he grunted. "You're awake and you can get the hell off of me."
"No I can't," I grumbled. "This freaking closet is too small."
"Whose idea was it to have this closet installed?" Shiki demanded. When Mikazuki grew older, we needed a place to put all her baby stuff. Shiki insisted on blowing a wall through one of the walls in the hall and stuffing it in there.
"Yours," I replied irritably.
"…oh yeah…it was, wasn't it?"
I gritted my teeth.
"Now how exactly do we get out?" I inquired.
"…"
"Shiki…what aren't you telling me?"
"Ah…well…you can only open the door from the outside."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"When we get out of here, I'm sooooooooo making you get rid of this closet."
As it turned out, we wouldn't be getting out for another couple of hours.
Eh heh heh. Poor guys. I don't really know how a baby shower works so in the end, I just made Rima and Sara go insane over it and lock up Ichijou and Shiki. Review for me!