I do Not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy. All of the characters belong to the amazing creator Danny Antonucci.
Cul-de-Sac, Time 5:37 PM
Chapter 1 A Kankers Lover
It was Thursday, February 14 a beautiful day at the Cul-de-Sac But not for Edd as he, Ed, and Eddy failed once again with the scam Eddy made.
"I HATE THIS! EVEN ON VALENTINES DAY NO ONE CARES! ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS KEVIN STUPID HOUSE PARTY! Eddy said while crying on the failed scam project board While Ed stared at his dear friend with sadness in his eye.
"Eddy, you making your mom's old skirt into a T.V full of junk under it will surely make the kids beg for it. Double D said with a hint of sarcasm
"Like you're the one to talk sockhead! Nazz was so close to buying it till you science rape her with your fancy logic!" Eddy said as he got up to double d face making it close and personal.
"Well, none of this would've happened if you just follow the orders I gave!" Double D said as he got more close in Eddy's face.
As the two arguing who fault it was Ed quickly grab his two best friends and hug them tightly trying his best to stop the fighting.
EDDY! DOUBLE D! THIS IS NOT WHAT ZOMBIE FRIENDS DO TO ONE ANOTHER WE ARE THE LAST HOPE OF ALL MANKIND! ITS ALL IN ISSUE487# Ed said as tears pouring down on his two ed friends.
"STOP IT ED! this shirt cost me a million, Drop us already!" Eddy said while trying to get from eds tight grips.
"Oh sorry Eddy," Ed said as he quickly let go of Eddy and Double D. They landed on the grass hard in cartoon style. little did they know they were covered in mud from the failed scam Eddy created.
"OH MY!" Double D scream at the top of his lungs trying his best to remain calm.
"Mother and Father will not b..Be pleased about this! what will I say? how do I explain to them that I look like Ed's bathtub! Double D in a panic mode pacing back and forth.
Eddy finally got up from the ground and went straight towards ed. Ed notices this and quickly ran far away from eddy to avoid a hit on the head for the cause of getting his clothes dirty.
"ED!" Eddy said loudly as he chases Ed in a circle repeatedly.
"IT WASN'T ME EDDY!" Ed said while still running away from eddy. Double D took this chance while Ed and Eddy was distracted and quickly ran to his house
"Can this day get more worst?" Double D thought as he left Ed and Eddy behind.
5:58 PM Kevin's Valentine Backyard Party:
"So I'm going to ask again Jock Boy where our boyfriends at?" Lee said holding tightly onto Kevin's shirt.
"I..I told you I haven't seen the dorks hours ago! the last time I've talked to them is when I told them they weren't invited to this party! Kevin said talking cool in front of his friends.
"Look, Lee, we have a bad boy here! give me a break" Marie said as she laughed, this cause lee and may to all laugh in sync causing Kevin to blush.
"Let's try this again Big Red, where's Eddy?" Lee said now fully serious making everyone now fully aware of it.
"OR BIG ED!" May said only to get a slap on the neck by Marie.
"Are you stupid May? if we find Eddy we find the other two that's what Lee meant" Marie said May finally understands this but still mad at Marie for the unnecessary slap.
As the kids pile up behind Kevin there was one who wasn't and that was Nazz she finally got the courage and stood right in front of the Kankers. She went face to face with Lee Kanker pushing Kevin to the side this made Lee, Maire and even may to be surprised by the blond sudden action.
'We haven't seen them, dude, they might be at Double D's house making another stupid scam" Nazz said making up a lie just perfect enough to be true.
"See? was that so hard? Marie, May lets go pay a visit to our boyfriends" Lee said as she walked away following behind her is Marie and may.
As everyone watches the Kankers walk off all eyes now focus on Nazz for the standing up to toughest girls in the-
cul de sac.
"Woah Nazz I would've never thought you had it in you". Kevin said to his girlfriend
Yeah, Nazz I never knew you had powers to know where people at!" Sarah said happily that the Kankers went to go bother her stupid brother and his friends.
"Huh? I just told Lee a lie so she won't make us her main target when they can't find the eds to beat on". Nazz said simply
PLANK SAID LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! Johnny staring at his wood pal. When Johnny said this everyone went back having fun Kevin went back up to turn the music only to feel a little worried about his enemies for once making Kevin more off
''When I started caring for the Dorks?'' Kevin said quietly watching his friends dance and have a good time.
Double D House: Time, 7:03 PM
Double D Came out of the Shower, it took him two hours just to wash his tangled hair. He begins to walk towards his room, he grabs a pair of boxers and Gently puts them on. Once he does that he goes searching for a shirt only for the doorbell to ring. He decided to put on his robe instead as it was close by. When he finally came down he heard laughing behind the door he couldn't picture who voice it reminds him of so he just brush it off. Soon as the door open Double D closed his eyes and greet the unknown guest.
''Hello! My Name is Eddward with two D's Mother and Father isn't Ho- Double D said as he was cut off by Marie jumping right on him and landed on his stomach. Marie giggled at this while Double D, on the other hand, was lacking oxygen.
''Hiya Dreamboat I Missed you so much I was looking for you,'' Marie said as she got closer into double d's face waiting for him to get nervous
'' M-Ma...Marie, You're Crushing my cells in my body... Double D said as he was in near death experience. Marie heard this and got up she didn't want to torture her boyfriend before the games even begin so she allows him to get up and regain his stamina. Once he got up Marie notice he had no shirt under his robe this caused her to smirk.
'My Muffin Seems to take on the dark side" Marie said as she came closer to double making him back away slowly.
For Double D over the years he never said Marie Kanker was ugly, in fact, she was the cutest out of the Kanker sisters. Her blue hair now long and beautiful. Her eye color is now more light. The green eyes she had that match her skin tone...And that body even science can't understand Th-...double d was cut off his thoughts knowing what he was thinking about.
"GOOD LORD! Me thinking about Marie Kanker!? This is below the belt Eddward this isn't right! My hormones are getting the best of me. Curse my puberty." Double D thought shaking and sweating uncontrollably.
"You know Edward," Marie said properly
As she came closer and closer till her and Double D was on the wall together.
"I Love it when you play hard to get.~" Marie said in the calmest voice. This made Double blush heavily. As this went on for about six minutes Marie felt something on her pink belt. She looks down it appears this was Double D manhood. Now Marie is blushing dark red just by looking at how he got hard so quickly.
"The Nerd finally got balls." Marie said looking back at double D. Double D was waiting for his nightmares from Marie Kanker to be over with but it seems she had other thoughts in mind.
"Let's go see your room Double D!" Marie said playfully grabbing Double D hand at the same time dragging him up the stairs to his room.
"Not good, Not Good!" Double D said as he tried his best to crawl out of Marie's rough hand. This didn't go well as she didn't even feel his noodle arms even try to get out but she knew he was trying his hardest to escape.
"Come on boyfriend it'll be fun!" Marie said opening the door to double d's room
''We can play games, watch T.V, Burn that stupid cactus I heard you love so much. And for dinner, you can have Me! Marie said turning around to face her victim as he still pulling himself away from Marie's grip.
Marie this is Private Property! the fact you knew my house location is beyond my expectations! Double D said now in the room with Marie. She finally let go and fully turn around and kiss him on the lips.
"Let's see what you can do besides science, My Valentine." Marie said as she went behind Double D to close the door and lock it.
"Oh dear..." the only thing Double D said not ready for whatever the Kanker has in store for him.
End of Chapter 1 what do you think? leave a backlash or anything so I know what I failed and what I pass in anyways
cheers!
Chapter 2 What an Ed