Summer Lovin'

Lollipops shouldn't do that…

Kiri-Kiri-Chan: Hello my loves, I just saw the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie, it was awesome!! Second, the review Naruto's girl sent me…I'm so sorry, I really am, but….Sasuke is going to go after Naruto and Naruto is going to fall in love with Sasuke.

Rayzo: And have man babies-

Kiri-Kiri-chan: NO! But please feel free to rip Sasuke up into tiny pieces of bleeding flesh that slowly rot away while crows beck at his decaying eye balls.

Chains: That's descriptive.

Kiri-Kiri-Chan: Meh, I have a lot of free time.

Chaos: Thought about it before, huh?

Kiri-Kiri-Chan: Pretty much. Anyway, shall we start the story? Oh, and sorry Sasuke fan's.

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Summary: Sasuke isn't a slut; he just has a lot of emotions that he needs to….share.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto's booty.

R&R: Yes please, of and thank you for those who reviewed the last chapter.

Warnings: Yaoi….exploding lollypops, you'll understand when you read it.

Apologies: I am so very sorry for the poor spelling. My god, I dint no I misspelled so many words! I am so very ashamed! Oh and Sasuke is wearing white shots and a black shirt! God, I am so sorry! Please, feel free to kill me. I deserve it.

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Three words:

Must

Fuck

Blond

This boy is to hot and just so fucking cute and he practically screams 'uke'. Naruto is the cream to my ice, the blue to my sky and the uke to my seme! I can see it now, 'Sasuke, do you love me?' Awww that would be so cute! Looking up at me with big blue eyes…on his knees…in front of me…. 'Sasuke….it hurts' or, 'Harder Sasuke!' hell yes!! Or maybe even 'No…Sasuke, im…embarrassed…'

Must

Fuck

Blond

Now

It is now four words now. Man I am so horny now and the blond is just sitting there….eating an ice lolly. Oh god that should be illegal! Ah, my dick is starting to hurt- HEY! What the fuck does NEJI think he is doing to MY blond?! Yes, MINE!! I don't care if Neji has known him longer; it's just a number-

Oh

My

Fucking

God!

Now that HAS to be illegal! Naruto just bit into the lollypop and ice cream shot out of it and onto his face! Someone wants me to have a heart attack….or my dick to explode 'cause it feels like it is gunna do that any fuckin' second now!!

Neji looks like his dick might explode to, I hope it fuckin does. He might die. Oh! Now I have an idea.

Neji dies and Naruto is all scared and shit 'cause Neji's dead bleeding corpse is right in front of Naruto's cute little self and Naruto is all like, 'S-Sasuke! Protect me from the ugly smoking Neji corpse!' and because I'm such a nice guy I will say, 'Of course Naruto my love, now come into my waiting arms of my eternal love for you!' And then we will run off into the sunset or something. I'm just hoping that wherever we run off to has a bed. Wait, scratch that. Just some place that nobody will distract us. I wonder what it would be like to fuck Naruto against a wall….His face flushed, moaning and panting…screaming my name!!

…..Do I sound like some weird stalker?

I do? Okay just wanted to clear that up before I start my rant again – oh hey, Naruto is talking to me! Yay, wait, maybe I should listen….be a good idea.

"-So you wanna come?" Oh you have no idea Naruto, I want to come all over- Wait, am I going somewhere?

"Go where? Sorry, I got a little distracted." I was thinking about what you could replace that ice-cream filled lollypop with…

"My friend is having a beach party tonight; I was asking if you wanted to come?" The blond smiled brightly at me.

Is he asking me out on a date?! Then yes! YES, YES, YES OH GOD YES!!

"Sure, why not?" I smirked that smirk that no girl or guy can resist.

"Great! You can meet my girlfriend!" Great, I am so-…

….

WHAT?!?!

He has a girlfriend?! WHY?! He should have kept himself for me!! I am his one true love! HIS ONE TRUE FUCKING LOVE!!!

Okay, breathe Sasuke, it is no big deal, I can get his girlfriend to dump him and then I can let him cry on my shoulder, it will go something like this:

Sasuke's inner mind:

"She broke up with me Sasuke! Oh I am so depressed, I will never fall in love with anyone again, unless, some really hot person comes along who is just so awesome I can't resist that person and fall madly in love with that person, but what are the chances of that happening, Sasuke?"

"Naruto, you dobe, I love you."

"Y-you do Sasuke?"

"Of course."

"Oh Sasuke, please make sweet passionate homosexual love with me!!"

End Sasuke's inner mind

Heh, oh yea, that's how it's gunna happen! He will be so in love with me!

"Hey Sasuke, how comes you are drooling?" Neji asks me, that fucking poof!

"Shut up…" Man I hate him. And when Naruto and I become a couple Neji will be so upset he will kill himself! Hahahahaha…. Okay, maybe that won't happen but still, cant a guy dream?!

"Little brother," I look up at Itachi who is smirking at me, "You are so foolish." What the- "He won't fall in love with you just like that."

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Has he been reading my mind?

"Besides, it is quite obvious Neji likes him and the blond hasn't figured it out yet and they have been friends for 2 years." How does he know that? "Naruto told me." STOP READING MY MIND ITACHI!! That is an invasion of privacy!!

Wait, Naruto doesn't realize that Neji likes him? What is he, stupid?

"Naruto, you have some ice cream on face." Neji slides an elegant finger down Naruto's check and licks it off, giving Naruto the sexiest look possible. I was about to kill the Hyuga, before:

"Thanks buddy!" The blond smacks Neji playfully on the shoulder and continues to talk to Itachi about ramen.

Oh god, the blond is a fucking retard!!

How stupid can one person be?! It wouldn't have been more obvious if Neji just came right out and kissed Naruto on the lips, tongues and all.

Oh great, I like a compete moron.