The Parenting Types

England sighed, "I miss the times America was a meek child."

"Oui, I miss that about Canada too even though he's still meek." France answered.

"Whatever happened to them?"

"What do you mean mon ami?"

"I paid attention and raised America well, how did he turn out this way?"

"Hmm…yes that is interesting. I don't know what happened to Canada though."

"You two are idiots." Germany intervened, pointing first at England, "You pampered America, making him self-centered and loud." He turned to France, "As for you, you gallivanted vith girls, neglecting Canada making him self conscious."

England and France exchanged glances realizing their mistakes and facepalmed.