After Alice joined us in the living room , they focused all their attention on Edward as if I, Isabella Swan was not in the room. Listening to Edward talk about his accomplishments surely was not on my to do list for the out my cellphone, I began checking my mail. I at least had to make it look like I was doing something productive. Alice looked at me and gave me a blank stare. Ignoring her, I tapped my foot to a beat that was stuck in my head all day. Foot tapping two more songs, Edward finally stopped talking. Thank god for Jesus. He turned to me and asked
"Am I boring you?"
"Yes, yes you are actually", I replied
"Has anyone ever told you that your a bitch?", Edward asked
"I rather be a bitch than look like I need spare change. Do you want a dollar for a burger?", I retorted.
His eyes squinted like he almost couldn't believe what came out of my mouth. I bet you he'll pick his match wisely next time.
He got off the chair so forcefully it almost fell back. Standing infront of my face , so close our noses were almost touching he whispered " My mother taught me to never hit a woman but I will hit a bitch". Instinctively, I pushed him. He had no fucking right to come in my face and threaten me. After I pushed him , he was rushing back towards me where Jasper was blocking him from reaching me." Let him go, he fucked with the wrong one. Don't let the expensive taste fool you , i'll be the first to throw down.", I shouted.
Alice pulled me to the master bedroom while Jasper was trying to calm down Edward. I knew if I didn't leave right now one of us would be leaving in handcuffs and the other in a body bag.
"BELLA WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"Alice you better watch how you talk to me."
"Bella I can't believe you, right now. Your such a bitch. Your going to end up just like your mother".
The fact that Alice even brought my mothers' name into this mess alone made me want to just punch her in the face. I decided to be the bigger person for the night though. "Lose my number bitch", I responded.