So comes the first Chapter of my audacious crossover. Soon, everything will become crazy.
A BLU Haired Medic - Chapter 1
The BLU team patiently waited at the station platform, the sun already high above, the only protection to the hot desert sun was a dilapidated awning, beams of sunlight making its way through the multitude of cracks that riddle the covering. Most of BLU tried their best to use what shade they could that would be suitable enough for them, and even then most of them were sweating profusely, except the Pyro, but none of the team even knew if the Pyro was sweating underneath that flame retardant suit and gas mask.
"How much longer must we wait for new recruit?" Heavy asked, his mouth open and sweat falling from his face, breathing heavily due to the intense heat, and also for not being able to find any form of shade that would fully protect his massive body from the rays of the sun.
The Engineer wasn't fairing any better, his goggles constantly fogging up, forcing him to fumble around with them to keep them dry but finally he just gave up and left his goggles to dangle around his neck. The Engineer then turned to look at the Heavy and groaned, "Don't remind us, son, but this here train is notorious fer being late…" Engineer replied, now fanning himself with his glove rubber glove he had removed earlier.
Minutes passed, changing slowly into hours as the sun began making its retreat, BLU team eating the many Sandviches Heavy brought in a large lunch box, BLU team still waiting patiently for the supply train, and the new recruit to arrive. A long period of silence continued before the Scout broke the silence.
"If BLU's sending us a new recruit, what'cha think they're gunna be?" Scout said, the rest of the team starting to wonder as well, the Scout starting to smile a bit, "I hope they send us another Scout, I really don't like having to wait for you chuckle nuts to catch up with me."
"Ah, BLU team not stoopid to send another itsy bitsy baby Scout," Heavy said, laughing loudly, "BLU team send new Heavy to kill enemy!"
Scout, now angry, raised his fist up as he began pointing at the Heavy, "Oh yeah? We don't need another walking black hole eating Sandviches when they should be fighting!" The Scout said, insulting the Heavy, who sized himself up.
"Itsy man should take back insult, or I will kill you with my bare hands!" The Heavy said, cracking his knuckles as if saying he was ready to fight.
"Oh you wanna go, Lardass? Fine, just you and me, pal, so put 'em up!" The Scout said, raising his fists up as he and the Heavy were about to fight before the Spy came in-between them and held them both back.
"Gentlemen, Gentlemen! Let us not fight amongst ourselves," The Spy said, both Heavy and Scout trying to get at each other but gave up after listening to the Spy. Soon the Spy let the both of them go as he took out a cigarillo from his coat, lightening it with a match and taking in a quick breath of smoke. "Besides, they would send a spy, seeing how effective I am."
The team soon heard Sniper laughing loudly, the Spy looking at the Sniper, who was trying his best to contain his laughter, then recomposed himself, chuckling a bit, "Effective, mate? Last time I saw you do anything useful was acting as MY distraction! But I can tell you they won't send another Sniper. I'm a professional, and when you're a professional, you don't need anyone else."
"Oh please, Sniper, Professional? You think too much of yourself. You don't even use a Gun half the time! Maybe when they send us a real Sniper, we'll finally have to stop worrying about the RED Sniper killing us because you prefer to run around like an idiot!" The Spy said in response, flicking his cigarillo at the Sniper.
Soon both Spy and Sniper were in an argument about how much better they were than the other, soon Heavy and Scout coming back into their argument as well, but before anyone could actually get hurt, the Engineer soon said, "Hey boys, the train's here!" pointing towards the distance, the horn finally being heard.
The sun was nearly setting when the train finally grinded to a stop at the station platform. The BLU train's conductor soon came out of one of the cars, the train's cargo being brought down quickly by the Engineer, Demoman, Solider, and Heavy. The rest of the team, Spy, Sniper, Scout, Pyro, and Medic, waited patiently, waiting for the new recruit to get off.
"Moment of truth, guys, you ready for our team's newest Scout?" The Scout said.
"Clearly it will be a Spy that will join our team!" The Spy retorted, making a quick, harsh glance at the Scout before returning his attention to the train, putting another cigarillo in his mouth.
"Egh yrgh mghma! Mnh mnhro!" The Pyro remarked, whatever that was.
"Vell… whoever it iz, he better not be a Fraulein like ze rest of you," The Medic
Soon, a figure could be seen exiting the train, but the light from the sun made it nearly impossible to see who the person was. As the team adjusted their eyes, once they saw the person in front of them, they all, except the Pyro for the mask was in the way, gaped, even the Spy's Cigarillo fell out of his mouth.
"I do not believe this!"
"Oh… Merde…"
"Ah… Piss…"
"Nein…"
"Mmmrpgh crpyha drghya!"
The young woman that exited the train had entirely startled the team that were waiting on the station platform. In one of her hands was a small book and the most strangest thing about this young woman was that her hair was Blue, like her eyes.
"Konnichiwa," the young blue haired woman said, bowing down, "my name is Ami Mizuno. May I ask what is your name?"
Soon afterward, the Heavy arrived, holding a Sandvich, half-eaten, and going to inform his team that all the cargo has been unloaded.
"Team! Little Cargo has been unloa-" The Heavy stopped, and seeing the young woman, his mouth gaped open as well, bits of baloney and bread falling out.
"OH NO!"
Yep.
And so begins the ONLY (Truly devoted to the idea) story to ever feature a Crossover between Team Fortress 2 and Sailor Moon.
Let the audacity, and the outraged fans reviews, begin.