Harry Potter goofyness 'Dick and Jane' Style

by mistfur

This is a bunch of small one shots that are short and stupid. Hope ya like it. Warning:this story is updated randomly and harry dies, because i think he should have died ,but he didn't.

2. Chapter 2

Harry ran into Voldemort.

Voldemort killed Harry.

Snape gave Voldemort a high-five.

Everyone gave Voldemort a high-five.

Everyone went to the 'Three broomsticks'.

Everyone got 'Butter beer'.

Everyone got more to drink.

The next day no-one remembered what happened.