Now get to work Ichigo
"Fine"
Ichigo walked the streets then saw Renji. He ducked behind a cart and followed him.
What happened, I can't see him.
"He went in a building" Ichigo said
Well go after him!
"Alright alright"
Ichigo followed after him staying five feet away.
Renji stopped by a door looked left then right and walked in.
Ichigo walked to the door and looked through the key hole.
"Oh my god!" Ichigo yelled in his head.
I know! Just bear with it.
Renji had stripped down to just a loincloth and was singing Lion King Songs with Zabimaru.
"Oh I just can't wait to be king!"
Okay walk away before you go any crazier.
Ichigo stumbled away dazed and stopped in front of a door.
Hey is that Byakuya?
"Yeah I think let me check"
The door was slightly ajar and Ichigo peered in side.
Byakuya was playing Guitar Hero in a tutu singing out loud.
"I'm a Barbie girl, In a Barbie world!"
"Hurk!" Ichigo said clutching his mouth.
He shun poed away and hurled in a bush.
Oh my god your friends are gay! Hichigo yelled
Man, this is, gold!
"No way man!" Ichigo "I'm not doing this anymore"
Sorry contract says you have to
"What contract?"
We've been over this and we are not doing another flashback.
"Hey look" Hichigo
Ichigo turned to see Sajin on all fours barking madly.
In the tree he was barking at was Yourichi in cat form hissing at him.
Well what do ya know? Alright Ichigo that's it for today. I've got some friends come over for some strip poker.
"Who?"
Grimjoww, Ulquiorra, Yourichi, Hailbel, and Stark. Gonna be a good night. See ya tomorrow Ichigo.
Ichigo was busy shaking his head trying to erase what he'd seen.
Alastor: Remember folks read and review
Ichigo: Don't do it! He'll bring more suffering to me!
Ichigo: (Twitch and shake as electricity course through his body)
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