Chapter 1

Random Quote of the Chapter: You're calling me evil? Listen closely scum; thousands of Iwa ninja went out to battle one day; brothers, fathers, sons. Some on their first A-Ranked mission, others on their first missions ever, and they were wiped out in less than a second by a bright golden flash. Whose evil now, bitch?

~*~

Joy had been right, it was a very long night, but she thought he'd finally gotten a basic grasp of it. He sat across from her, a contemplative look on his face.

Joy sighed to herself, she needed an aspirin, it had taken so long to explain to him that she too, was a pokegirl that she had begun to get that migraine she had foreseen. Seeing him turn his attention back to her, she quickly put a smile back up, asking him what he needed.

"Well," He began slowly, "I was just wondering, where could I get myself a pokegirl?" He finished, it's not that he wanted to stay here, it was just that he needed to gather information so that he could get back to his world, and it would look suspicious to see a civilian travelling all over the world asking people about confidential information.

She stared at him a bit more before she answered, "Hm, well you'd have to go to one of the research centers or ranch's to get your starter pokegirl, and then you could just battle other feral pokegirls with yours to capture them," satisfied with her answer, Joy once again turned her attention to her growing headache.

"Where could I find one?" He asked, amused to see her groan in pain at his endless questions. She waved her hand at him.

"20 Miles due east, ask for , now please leave so I can tend to my brain," She muttered before searching the cupboards for some pain medications, while the blonde behind her just chuckled in amusement.

"See ya later Joy-chan!" He called over his shoulder as he left out the back door, Joy stared after him, what the hell did –chan mean?

~*~

Naruto glanced around the surrounding forestry curiously; everything seemed so much less sturdy. It almost seemed as if it were there simply to look nice. Naruto sighed, he hadn't meant to lie to Joy, but he had needed a cover story for the reason of all his questions.

It hadn't been completely pointless though, he'd found his way to the ranch and stole a few pokeballs and something called a pokedex, he didn't know what it was, but he'd seen a lot of other tamers holding them.

Hm… Come to think of it, Joy had said something about it holding information on pokegirls, Naruto quickly grew excited, maybe he could find information on Moan!

Excitedly Naruto tore the device out of his pocket and began pressing buttons like mad. Finally he reached the search bar and tapped in the word MOAN in big bold letters.

The screen filled up with words and Naruto had to stifle a groan at the site of them. He hated reading, it was so impractical and unneeded when you were a ninja! Sighing, Naruto was about to read before a monotonous voice began to speak.

Naruto's eyes widened in surprise and joy, it talked! No reading! Smiling triumphantly, Naruto listened intently to the explanation.

Moan, the Legendary Psychic Pokegirl
Type: Near Human
Element: Psychic
Frequency: Extremely Rare (Unique)
Diet: unknown (alpha-waves are speculated)
Role: psychic troubleshooter
Libido: unknown (Average speculated)
Strong Vs: Fighting, Poison, Psychic
Weak Vs: None (Bug, Dark, Ghost)
Attacks: Aura of Cute, Butt Wiggle, Quick, Foresight, Telekinesis, Fade, Teleport, Hypnotic Gaze, Hypnotize, Dodge, Tail Slap, Heal
Enhancements: Enhanced Agility (x10), Enhanced Speed (x7), Legendary Qualities, Legendary Salient Qualities, superior intelligence
Evolves: N/A
Evolves From: N/A
Moan is one of the very rare Legendary Pokegirls. Made by Sukebe to be far beyond normal Pokegirls, Moan is perhaps the ultimate psychic pokewomon, with perhaps only her genetically-engineered daughter, Moantwo, surpassing her.
Moan looks like an A-bra with Amachop style mixed in. She is just under five feet tall, and has light grey skin that is as soft as it looks. Her hair is a darker shade of grey that hangs down to her shoulders, and is the only hair on her body. Her tail is the same grey color as her skin, and is about half-again as long as her legs. It has a small knot at the end, being slightly thicker there for her Tail Slap attack, usually though it just waves behind her carelessly. Her bust is remarkably full, and looks even larger than it is due to her small frame. Moan never wears clothing. She usually tends to curl up when flying through the air, and often times has her eyes closed, despite being awake, apparently using psychic senses to detect her surroundings. She has never been known to speak verbally, but on two separate occasions, people who have seen her have sworn that they heard a soft voice in their heads saying 'Moan' a few times. The odd thing about that is that saying nothing but their type is a mark of having gone Feral, but Moan's behavior is anything but that of a Feral pokewomon. Her intelligence is far greater than even that of an Alaka- Wham, and many speculate she may be the smartest being alive. This apparently hasn't taken away from her playfulness and zest for life however.
Papers and files found in some of Sukebe's old bases speak of the reason for Moan's creation. Sukebe knew that during the war situations would arise where his pokegirls would need reinforcements, but not be able to receive them for any number of reasons. He invented Moan to be able to detect the problems based on the stress and anguish she psychically felt, fly or teleport to the scene, and use her vast powers to aid the pokegirls there. Moan did all this, but the few records there are of her interfering in a battle all show a remarkable kindness. Moan has never once been known to kill, or even seriously harm her enemies, instead putting them to sleep during battles, allowing the pokegirls to simply bypass their enemies. Moan was noticeably absent during the end of the war, when things became very bad for both sides. Why is not known.
Moan has rarely been sighted. Usually she is only seen when a cataclysm of huge proportions is about to happen, there to divert it. Old emails mention a creature fitting her description spotted around the once-unified Orange Islands mere days before they were shattered into their present state by an Eva evolved into something by an Angelstone, and many feel that Moan was there to try and prevent the disaster. Beyond such disaster sightings, Moan is almost never seen, very rarely being glimpsed soaring through the air in a bubble of force, eyes closed, just enjoying herself.
There are other supposed sightings of Moan that are less than totally credible however. Young men around the world have described having dreams were a pokegirl would fly in through the back room window and float down onto their bed, engaging them in a night of passionate Taming. Such dreams tend to be very lifelike, and the pokegirl they describe is often a close match for what Moan looks like. Many of these young men became Tamers just to try and find that pokegirl from their dreams. Scholars on Moan are divided on how seriously to take the idea that some of these 'dreams' are of Moan. Almost every young male has at least one sex dream about a pokewomon.
Furthermore, several accounts are listed as taking place on the same night by young men all over the world. Even for Moan, that would be some very fast teleporting. If some of these dreams are in fact actual encounters with Moan, a lot would be explained though. There are no other reliable accounts, or even rumors, of anyone Taming Moan, so to keep from going Feral (and most agree that, despite her never saying anything other than her name, a mark of having gone Feral, she hasn't) Moan must be getting some somewhere. Enough of the reported dreams have a common theme that some have put together a sketchy picture of Moan's Taming likes and dislikes. Reports were the man in question Tamed her quickly and without preamble usually got her off a few times and then she left. But when Moan was petted and stroked, engaged in proper foreplay, and even stroked during the act of Taming, she stayed much longer, climaxing many times before leaving, softly moaning and mewling submissively...It seems she enjoys being appreciated during sex. Moan has also never been seen eating anything. It has been tentatively hypothesized that she doesn't need food, but instead feeds on alpha-waves. Alpha-waves are waves that the brain emits when happy, pleasured, relieved, etc. If Moan does indeed feed on such waves when they are emanated, it would be a good reason for her to go around helping people and visiting horny young men for Taming at night.
As Moan has never been captured, no one can begin to really guess what it would be like having her in a Harem. It's likely she wouldn't take to it well, having been a free spirit for too long. A Tamer she truly cares about though may capture her heart to the point where she would stay with him, only leaving to prevent disasters from occurring, and then returning to him.
LEGENDARY QUALITIES: All Legendary pokegirls have these special attributes, making them above and beyond other pokegirls:
Truly Unique: All Legendary pokegirls cannot be copied. Attempts to clone them always fail, and morphing other beings into copies of them always produces sub-standard versions. Ditto, for example, can take Moan's shape and even copy her powers to some degree, but not any of her Legendary Qualities or Legendary Salient Qualities (see below). They can have their base stock altered to be used in the formation of a new pokegirl type though, which is how Moan's DNA was used to create Moantwo.
Deathlessness: Despite having been around since Sukebe's Revenge, all the Legendary pokegirls are still around and going strong. This superior version of longevity makes them immune to death from natural causes. They will never die unless they are killed. However, poison, disease, or any unnatural cause still has a normal chance to kill them, barring their special immunities and strengths.
No Weakness (Level X): All of the Legendary pokegirls can ignore their type's normal weaknesses, to a point. When facing a pokegirl at or below a certain level, if that pokegirl is a type the Legendary would normally be weak against, she instead treats it as though it were of a type she had no specific advantage or disadvantage against. For example, Moan has No Weakness (Level 65). If she were to face a Ghost or a Dark-type pokegirl, or anything else that was considered Strong vs Psychic, at or below level 65, she wouldn't be considered weak against it, nor would it be considered strong against her. Pokegirls at a level above the Legendary's No Weakness level treat things normally.
LEGENDARY SALIENT QUALITIES: Some Legendary pokegirls have special qualities others don't have. Here is Moan's lexicon of special attributes:
Fore-psight: A greatly heightened version of the Foresight attack, this lets Moan sense large, impending disasters before they happen, and the general vicinity of where they will be. Moan doesn't know what the disaster will be; just that it will be big. Moan will generally sense a coming cataclysm a half-week in advance, and will quickly journey to where it is, trying to stop it. It has to be a large incident to set off her Fore-psight. A house burning to the ground wouldn't register, an entire city being burnt to ashes would. This ability is automatic, not needing her concentration, and doesn't require use of her Stabilize Power ability. She simply lets the threads of fate flow through her to sense oncoming disasters.
Mind Over Matter: Most psychic pokegirls only can use their listed psychic attacks, and maybe one or two other tricks besides. Moan is no ordinary pokewomon though. Sukebe gave her great psychic powers, so great that they don't have set limits per se. Though she only can do things she had enough power for (which is a lot), the range of what she can do is vast. She can telekinetically fly, and often creates a force-field around herself for protection. She can manipulate raw energy, though she rarely does so. In short, if she can imagine it, she can usually find a way to psionically do it, if she has enough power.
Stabilize Power: Usually, a psychic pokewomon must concentrate actively on her power to use it. Moan need not be so encumbered though. She can set up to three of her powers, not necessarily attacks, which can be relegated to her subconscious, which will maintain the powers for her without her having to actively concentrate on them. Usually, she sets her telekinetic flight, force-field bubble, and ESP with Stabilize Power, but she can change them at will. END TRANSMITION.

Naruto stood, frozen, not even listening to the last of the pokedex's information. A set of words repeated themselves over in his head.

There have been sightings of Moan… Young men… pokegirl… fly in through the back room window… float onto bed… passionate Taming.

Over and over again, an agonizing mantra. Big salty tears landed on the screen, the hands holding it began to shake. Naruto shivered, before a sob broke through unheeding of him. It had been but two days in this strange world, and Moan had already replaced the void that had been left at his dimension hopping.

Something inside of him at that moment… died, and all emotion save hatred and anger left his face, he began to shake even more violently.

A horrible, air cutting, scream of anguish tore through the trees, sending nearby pokegirls away. Naruto's hand clenched around the pokedex tightly, before hurling it at a tree in front of him.

The tree was obliterated and the pokedex shattered into thousands of pieces. He glared hatefully at it before spitting on it. 'Never again, will I ever use that wretched thing, never again'.

And so it was, that Naruto finally stopped. Stopped trying, he simply let go, and damn butit felt good!

But nothing would ever replace the ache in his chest, only enhanced by this latest betrayal. Sighing sullenly, Naruto headed down the trail, intent on making some progress. Unnoticed to him, in the nearby shrubbery, a pair of wide eyes watched in concern and surprise, before hardening with determination.

~*~

Days passed uneventfully for Naruto, seeing many pokegirls, but not really wanting to catch them. He still felt dirty, like he was just another part of her day, another notch on the belt, if you will.

He sighed, he'd been doing that a lot lately… He was nearing another town, but he didn't feel like dealing with civilization yet, so with but a thought and a burst of chakra, he was gone in a yellow flash.

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After making camp and catching some fish from the nearby lake, Naruto settled down for a rest, he needed to think of a plan, and fast, because from what he'd saw, it looked like nobody had survived Tobi's Amaterasu, which meant that save for Tsunade, Konoha was on its own in terms of attacks.

Taking up a meditation position, Naruto set his mind and relaxed.

A pair of eyes widened in excitement from concealment, this was her chance, his guard was FINALLY down. Slowly, she crept out of her hiding space, and toward the man mere feet away from her.

Finally getting an up close look at him, she couldn't help but get wet. Her feathers heated up and she could feel a pressure in her lean stomach.

She quickly positioned herself behind him, and prepared to kneel down and make the powerful human feel pleasure beyond anything he'd ever experienced before.

Just as she was about to bend down to grab him, he… Disappeared, there was no other way to describe it. He just vanished before her very eyes. Gasping loudly, she tried to turn and look for him, but stopped immediately when she felt a sharp pain in her back and felt a large amount of friction beside her head.

Out of the corner of her eye she saw him, no longer peaceful. He had the same expression he'd worn several days earlier, and it terrified her.

His eyes were narrowed and a snarl was on his face.

"Who are you?" Naruto hissed out through gritted teeth, kunai pointed at her back and rasengan poised to blow the bitch's head off.

"I-I'm W-Whore-Oh," The newly identified Whore-Oh stuttered, no human, hell, no pokegirl had ever made her this afraid. Right now, she knew that one wrong move would end in her death.

"Why are you here?" Naruto questioned further, pushing his kunai further into her back, causing her to squeak.

"I-I-I'm here t-to make your pain go away," Naruto growled, that sounded suspiciously like what he'd heard when he first arrived here.

"How so?" The Whore-Oh prepared herself for the man's reaction, before saying as levelly as she could.

"By making love to you," She stiffened as the body behind her exploded in, something she couldn't quite identify, all she knew is that it made her feel fear, true, horrible, fear.

"Leave," Naruto gritted out through clenched teeth, "Before I kill you," but the bitch in front of him wouldn't listen.

"P-please, I want to help you, you have to let me," She quickly used her speed enhancement to escape though, as she sensed impending danger, and turned around to see a glowing blue sphere in the blondes hand explode.

'That would have been my head," Whore-Oh thought dreadfully. She stared in horror as he glared in her direction where she was supposed to be concealed and charged up another ball in his hand.

"Come down here so I can kill you!" He roared, getting ready to jump after her. He paused though, when he felt something, no something's pressing tightly to his back, and felt two slender arms wrap around his waist.

"Please," She sobbed, "I must make love to you, it is my purpose," Naruto abruptly stopped moving, and a name popped into his mind, 'Haku-chan'.

Naruto ceased struggling and let out a breath, he was such a sucker. He let himself be turned around nonetheless, much to the joy of said pokegirl. Before he could say anything though, her lips captured his and her tongue was already exploring his mouth.

Naruto sighed gently before giving in. Just so she would leave him alone, he thought to himself; it had been really annoying for him to put up with her stalking for the past week…

~*~

Naruto layed the woman down gently, before standing up and beginning to undress. Seeing her pout, Naruto asked her dryly, "Would you rather me dry hump you?" She blushed shamefully and shook her head in the negative before giving an aggravated sigh.

Why oh why did humans have to wear so much clothing? It was very bothersome and only got in the way. She loved to feel the wind against her pussy when she flew, and the thought of covering her womanhood mortified her.

She gave an excited grin as she saw he was done, her eyes traveling from his toned chest, down to his chiseled abs, taught thighs, and-oh my, she stared at the thick rod looking right back at her.

"My eyes are up here," Naruto muttered amusedly, watching as she blushed even harder before staring up at him with something that almost made him stagger back and land on his ass.

Admiration. Respect. Worship. Lust. Love. He stared at her minutely for a second, before he cracked a small smile, and pusher her gently back down.

Whore-Oh moaned as the sex god above her began to caress and lick her in places she'd never even attempted to reach.

Her back arched and she pressed herself against him, rubbing her large breasts against his chest, shivering at the pleasure that shot through her.

This continued for several more minutes before Whore-Oh became impatient, "Please, I want you inside of me Naruto," she begged, staring at him pleadingly. He stared at her for a moment.

"How do you know my name?" Naruto asked questioningly, to which she blushed.

"A-ah, well, you see, I've been watching you since you arrived here, but I wasn't able to make it to you before she got there," she spat the word her like it was poisoness. This surprised Naruto, from what he'd seen so far, she was a gentle soul borne of caring. Maybe he was wrong?

"If I may ask, who is she?" Naruto asked curiously. She glanced up at him startled, almost as if she'd forgotten he was there.

"Moan," She said hatefully, spitting the name like a curse. Naruto froze, before slowly, ever so slowly, his grip on her tightened.

She gasped as she felt herself turned around so she was facing him, and found herself lost in two orbs deeper than the Eternal Sea.

A strangled cross between a scream and moan escaped her as she felt him enter her, his member stretching her like never before. Naruto started pumping, slowly gaining speed, until he was going at a steady pace. Both of them were in heaven, euphoria pulsing through every part of their body's.

They continued for hours, before Whore-Oh finally couldn't take it anymore, and screamed quite loudly, cumming all over Naruto's abdomen and chest. Said blonde grunted and released hard inside of her. This caused her to purr at the sudden warmth, which was strange, seeing as she was a bird-type pokegirl.

Throughout all of this neither had broken eye contact, and at the end of it, Naruto leaned down and gently kissed her forehead, before pulling back.

"That was, amazing," Whore-Oh breathed in amazement, that was the best love-making she'd ever had! He grinned tiredly at her, before gently laying down next to her and spooning her against himself.

"You're not too bad yourself… Erm…" He joked, before stopping, this woman had just showed him love and affection like he'd never experienced before, he was not going to call her a whore.

"W-what's wrong? Was I bad?" She asked, her voice quivering in a way that made Naruto's heart break.

"No! Uh, what I meant was, I just don't know what to call you. After what we just did, I don't feel comfortable calling you… Well, you know…" He trailed off lamely.

Whore-Oh giggled in spite of herself, even as warmth spread through her chest. Nobody had ever questioned her name before, and it made her feel beyond good to know that the man behind her did.

"Hm, we'll have to fix that now won't we Naruto-kun?" She purred seductively, turning around in his grip and rubbing their groins together, causing the blonde to shudder and groan.

"W-well, how about Ai? Or Koi?" Naruto stuttered out, too intent on the feeling in his nether regions to really think of anything beyond subconscious thought, and that's what his subconscious thought would fit her.

Beside him though, she was now the one frozen, hearing such an affectionate name as his suggestion made her feel even warmer inside. She snuggled into his chest, feeling his arms around her, and sighed contentedly.

"Ai is fine, but I'd rather you be my koi," She murmured adoringly into his chest, but he still heard her. All thoughts of anything but the woman in his arms left his mind, and he blushed softly before gently turning her over again.

"Well, Ai-chan, are you ready for round two?" He whispered huskily in her ear. Underneath the blonde Ai could feel herself getting wet, she glanced down before quickly looking up at his grinning face again. Yep, he was waaaaay ahead of her.

Groaning mentally at the soreness she just knew would be coming tomorrow, she wondered if she'd unleashed a monster. But then she wondered if she really cared; Moan was such an idiot!(1)

~*~

The next day, to Naruto's immense surprise and relief, Ai didn't leave as soon as she woke up. Instead she stayed with him and helped catch some breakfast. After their meal, Naruto thought of what he should do today. He felt much better, and he thought he could handle going into the city and searching for some information now.

"Hey Ai-chan!" He called out to the bird-type pokegirl who was cuddled up into his sleeping bag. He blinked as she appeared before him in an instant, eyes intent and a warm smile on her face.

"Yes koi?" She asked inquiringly, he shook his head to clear his mind, before he began.

"Well, I was just thinking that we should go to town today, I'm pretty low on supplies and I don't think you enjoy sharing a sleeping bag with me so…" Seeing the 'are you fucking serious, or are you just gay?' look on her face he quickly elaborated, "Okay, so that was a lame excuse, but I really do need to get some more supplies".

She chuckled softly to herself, before giving him a good natured grin, "Koi, I'd love to, but it'd take at least a day for me to get to the nearest town, so I think you'll have to postpone," she looked confusedly at him though as he grinned at her.

"Ah, but that's where you're wrong Ai-chan, grab my arm," curiously she did so, and felt a buildup of something within her before she heard her koi mutter, "Hiraishin," and abruptly, there was a flash and she was in a different place.

Ignoring the stunned look she gave him, Naruto proceeded to the town half a mile ahead, whistling a little tune, before looking back, "Ai-chan! You coming?" She nodded hurriedly, before running after him. Things just got a lot more interesting.

~*~

When they finally reached town, they made their way to the nearest poke mart, unknown to Ai, Naruto had placed a mild Genjutsu on her to make it seem like she was just any other pokegirl with her tamer. He didn't need to deal with the backlash that would surely arise if anyone found out ther was a legendary pokegirl in the vicinity.

Once they made it in, Naruto stocked up on potions and food before reluctantly buying a pokedex. He didn't want to, but they were useful and he wanted to know more about Ai.

Once they were done they went to a hotel and rented themselves a room, to which the receptionist merely gave them a saucy wink and bid them goodnight.

Once they'd entered their room, Naruto engaged in the laborious task of registering himself into his pokedex again, while Ai snuggled up into the fluffy comforter on the bed.

Finally Naruto had finished, and he was ready to scan Ai, calling her over, he let the inferred light travel over her body before a match came up.

WHORE-OH, the Legendary Love Goddess Pokegirl
Type: Near Human
Element: Flying/Fire/Magic
Frequency: Extremely Rare (Unique)
Diet: human standard
Role: self-proclaimed goddess of love and love-making
Libido: High
Strong Vs: Bug, Fighting, Fire, Magic, Plant, Psychic, Steel
Weak Vs: None (Electric, Ghost, Rock, Water)
Attacks: Fireball, Flamethrower, Fire Spin, Flame Tower, Flame Sword, Feather Blizzard, Gust, Wing Buffet, Wingover, Mach Breaker, Smile, Absorb, Shield, Heal, Teleport
Enhancements: Legendary Qualities, Legendary Salient Qualities, Improved Respiration, Endurance, Free joints (hips and knees), Prehensile Feet, Atmospheric Comfort, Enhanced Vision, Toughness, Darkvision
Evolves: N/A
Evolves From: N/A
Whore-oh is the fourth Legendary bird pokegirl. However, neither the Legendary birds nor any other Legendary claim any sort of special relationship with her. Among her fellows, she is the least-respected Legendary.
After Typhonna's disappearance during Sukebe's war, he decided to bring more Legendaries into play to help counteract the loss of Typhonna's sheer power. Since Articunt, Zapdass, and Moltits had already done so well, he decided to create a new set of Legendary birds, stronger than the originals. Whore-oh would have been the first of them, but her mentality was, as far as Sukebe and the other Legendaries were concerned, completely deranged. She refused to fight at all except in self-defense. Worse, she would speak long and eloquently that humans and pokegirls should make love, not war, that they should abandon their differences and focus on pleasuring each other in peace and love. Needless to say, this view did not go over well at all. Most of the other Legendaries (and, apparently, Sukebe himself), found this notion to be too ridiculous to warrant any serious reply at all, and either ignored Whore-oh or showed her derision. Even the kinder Legendaries found little value in her philosophy of sexual healing. Moan preferred real acts of succor to ease people's sufferings, and Bastit was known to have once remarked that "her lovey-dovey attitude really takes the excitement out of fucking." Discouraged but undeterred, Whore-oh left the company of her contemporaries, seeking to spread her message to the people and pokegirls of the world.
Whore-oh isn't very tall, standing five feet four inches. She her wings are separate appendages from her arms, unlike other bird pokegirls. Her hips and knees can bend ways a normal human's can't, allowing her to land easier from a fast flight. Her feet are clawed, with a back-toe to aid in gripping rough ground. Unlike the other Legendary birds, her feathers are not a uniform color. Her breasts and belly down to her crotch are covered in short, off-white feathers of a creamish color. Her arms, torso, face, back, and the back of her wings are a covered with lightish red feathers, and her legs, as well as the inside of her wings and the feathers hugging her ass, are covered with soft yellow feathers. Her hair hangs down to her shoulders, a golden blonde. Her breasts are a large C-cup, and her cunt is surrounded by very short feathers that hug her skin closely, giving it an unshaven appearance. Whore-oh never wears clothes.
Whore-oh still wanders the world today, undeterred by how little success she has had. She seems to have sunk deeper and deeper into a fantasy world of her own creation as the centuries have gone by. She now refers to herself as a goddess of love and light, offering to make love to any she comes across, so that they "may seek purity in the heat of her passion" as one person who had met her put it. While it may sound like the opportunity of a lifetime to have sex with a Legendary, people who have been with Whore-oh have said the experience was almost frightening in its intensity. Whore-oh refuses to perform any carnal act except straight sex, no tit-fucking, no oral or anal playing, or anything else. She further insists on only the standard missionary position (ironic since she's on a pilgrimage), usually with her on top. During the actual act, she doesn't allow talking dirty or anything except soft kissing, almost always while staring into her partner's eyes intently, even during orgasm. The way she seems to insist on intimacy, almost demand it, is rather frightening to most of the people she's been with. None could deny that the experience was very profound though, or that they came very hard.
Whore-oh has powers that allow her to carry out her "holy mission," which is odd, since Sukebe certainly didn't bestow her with such abilities. It would seem that she somehow altered her own abilities to suit her new purpose.
One person claims to have asked her about this, to which she supposedly only replied that as a goddess, she was not bound by the work of mortals. When facing a hostile force, she prefers to use non-confrontational moves such as Absorb and Gust to keep her foe down, only resorting to her stronger fire attacks to defend herself. If worse comes to worst, she will just teleport away. It usually doesn't come to that though, since she is generally able to down a foe long enough to calm her foe (see below) and make love to them, trying to "heal them with her purity."
Whore-oh has a severe dislike for those who would use sex as anything other than a deep expression of intimacy.
She doesn't regard Tamers and other pokegirls as wicked, merely misguided. Pokegirls who use sexual domination as a way of life, however, and others who use sex as a weapon, draw her ire, since she views them as clouding the true path to enlightenment. She continues to wander the world over, trying to create a paradise of parity and sex, one person at a time. Whore-oh's ultimate dream, one she hasn't told anyone about, is a world where everyone is truly connected recognition of everyone, everywhere. It is this hope that keeps her going, believing that once she has done her duty and brought the entire world together as one, she will finally be allowed to join them.
LEGENDARY QUALITIES: All Legendary pokegirls have these special attributes, making them above and beyond other pokegirls:
Truly Unique: All Legendary pokegirls cannot be copied. Attempts to clone them always fail, and morphing other beings into copies of them always produces sub-standard versions. Titto, for example, can take Whore-oh's shape and even copy her powers to some degree, but not any of her Legendary Qualities or Legendary Salient Qualities (see below), nor her learned skills. They can have their base stock altered to be used in the formation of a new pokegirl type though.
Deathlessness: Despite having been around since Sukebe's Revenge, all the Legendary pokegirls are still around and going strong. This superior version of longevity makes them immune to death from natural causes. They will never die unless they are killed. However, poison, disease, or any unnatural cause still has a normal chance to kill them, barring their special immunities and strengths.
No Weakness (Level X): All of the Legendary pokegirls can ignore their type's normal weaknesses, to a point. When facing a pokegirl at or below a certain level, if that pokegirl is a type the Legendary would normally be weak against, she instead treats it as though it were of a type she had no specific advantage or disadvantage against. For example, Whore-oh has No Weakness (Level 85). If she were to face a Rock or a Water-type pokegirl, or anything else that was considered Strong vs. Flying/Fire/Magic, at or below level 85, she wouldn't be considered weak against it, nor would it be considered strong against her. Pokegirls at a level above the Legendary's No Weakness level treat things normally.
LEGENDARY SALIENT QUALITIES: Some Legendary pokegirls have special qualities others don't have. Here is Whore-oh's array of special attributes:
Soothe Feelings: Despite not being a Psychic-type, Whore-oh can use her magic to soothe the hearts and minds of others. Without giving any overt signs, she can concentrate on someone within line of sight, making whatever they're feeling lessen. This works as long as she can concentrate as least partially on someone, and she can use it on multiple people at once. She tends to use this on someone to pacify them before she seduces them, and maintains it during sex if the person would otherwise become rowdier than she would like. After the effect ends, the manipulated person doesn't know their emotions were tampered with.
Forced Bond: If Whore-oh sees two or more people having sex, she has the ability to make a Delta-Bond between them. She cannot use this ability on herself however. Beyond that though, anyone who doesn't have the Mentally Isolated Blood Curse is subject to be Bonded to another by Whore-oh's manipulations. She tends to use this rather liberally, Bonding people who are already nice couples, as well as those who don't feel intimacy for their partner, her way of "teaching" them how wonderful such intimacy can be. Thusly, to many a Bond is indeed a curse, since they somehow end up having one to someone they otherwise don't care for. END TRANSMITION.

Throughout the entire thing Naruto's face had been getting grimer and grimer, she was worse than Moan! Throughout it Ai had also been looking down more and more ashamed of herself for betraying her koi. But when it reached the end, his eyes softened, and he pulled her into a gentle hug. He stroked her hair as she sobbed, whispering sweet nothings into her ear.

They spent the rest of the day relaxing and brainstorming on what to do next, Ai personally wanted to go stomp stupid Moans head into the ground, but she didn't the her koi would approve of that. Finally they decided to simply explore for now, which Ai was perfectly fine with.

That night Naruto pleasured her until her throat went hoarse from screaming so much. Everything was right with the world, and as the two lay in each other's arms, they were content.

~That Night~

Moan sighed as she exited through one of the two story buildings that inhabited the city. She had just finished a session of taming, to prevent from going feral. But the past week or two, it just didn't seem to be cutting it.

She couldn't find anybody like him. She searched through the bright lights, in need of someone else to sate her desire for the night. Once she had fully focused herself though, her eyes widened in excitement and anticipation.

He was here! She could feel his aura! Excitedly she zipped to the hotel she could feel said aura coming from, before she felt a foreign presence with him.

A pokegirl? Well, that just wouldn't do. She'd have to show her who was boss! Quickly weaving her way through the clouded city, she finally made it outside the window. She quietly lifted the hatch, hearing the screams from outside.

Immediately she was bombarded with the fresh scent of sex and the sound of flesh hitting flesh. She glanced through the curtains, and all blood drained from her face.

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AN: Well, there ya have it, sorry it took so long, you know how it is.

First order of business today is that I need a BETA; I don't really care who you are, hell, you could be a yaoi fanatic for all I care, but I NEED a BETA.

Secondly, for those of you who are wondering why Whore-Oh knew Japanese while Nurse Joy didn't, this is my point of view. The legendaries were created in the beginning, when the world was the way it was now, so I figure they'd pick up a few things.

(1): She was referring to the fact that Moan just left Naruto after their love-making.

Okay, Translations:

Ai – Lover

Koi – Love, Heart

-chan – Endearing Japanese term for one of affection or one smaller.

-kun – Endearing Japanese term for one of affection.

That's it, now read and review, REVIEW DAMNIT!