Averman's Thoughts
Julie: So what do you think of Connie?
Averman: Ah Connie. The Velvet Hammer. She can kick the crap out of me or at this point any of us. I love her but she scares me. A lot.
Julie: Okay. So what do you think of her relationship with Guy?
Averman: Um well they're uh cute? I don't know
Julie: Wow you're useless
Averman: Hey! I resent that
Julie: Next Question. Have you ever thought of Connie as more than a "friend"?
Averman: Ha! Yeah right. Did you not hear me when I said I was scared? I mean she's pretty and all, but I can't go out with girls who can hurt me
Julie: Then you won't have a girlfriend for a long time
Averman: You're mean
Julie: Good to know. What do you think of Guy?
Averman: No the real question is what youthink of Guy
Julie: Averman answer the question!
Averman: Okay, okay! Sheesh. He's nice. He's been a friend of mine forever!
Julie: Okay this interview is going nowhere. GET OUT!
Averman: Yes m'am