Chapter 1. -Chasing Trouble-

Sayano: "Did you not here the announcement?"
She was the Vice President of the disciplinary committee and a very reliable girl.
Isudo: "Uh well you see..."
Saya: let me explain Sayano,
You see this young man injured my hand, so he was taking responsibility and taking me to the nurse.
Kotori: yes, he is a pervert, and he injured my sisters hand, I hate him even more now.
Sayano: P-pervert!?
Christ now she believes it too?
Sayano: Isudo-kun maybe we should continue this conversation in my office!
She was pissed what the hell was I going to do!?
Isudo: uh... yeah about that...
I started slowly backing away
Isudo: I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIIIME!
I had taken off running I heard a whistle blow and what sounded like a million footsteps after me!
Sayano: Kotori-San, get Saya to the nurses office!, I'll get Isudo!
Saya: Aww, thank you Sayano, Good luck!
Sayano: Thanks but I won't need it I know Isudo better than he knows himself.
Now I heard Sayano join in the chorus of footsteps impeeding on my position.
Sayano: Isudo!, STOP RUNNING!
Isudo: Sorry I really don't feel like being lectured!
I yelled back at her somehow she was ahead of the pack even though the other prefects got a 10 second head start before her.
I reached the end of the hallway where the steps heading up and the steps going down met...
Isudo: darn, up or down
I looked behind me to see them coming up fast

I heard footsteps above me as well as below me I would surely be caught! Until I saw a window beside me I was on the third floor so it was pretty high up should I take my chances?

Sayano: you're cornered Isudo third years are coming from above first years from below there is no way out, why don't you just accept your defeat? I promise I'll be very lenient with you if you just come with me.
She flashed me a weak smile and held out her hand..
Isudo: "thanks, Sayano but..."
I looked towards the window.
Isudo: I really don't want to be lectured right now!
I yelled this while jumping out of the window
Isudo: DAMNIT!
I screamed while falling. This wasn't a good idea I heard the sound of footsteps running down the stairs. As soon as I hit the ground
Isudo: Ouch!
I said while on the ground I landed so hard I lost my balance and toppled over and hit my head on a nearby bench, as I opened my eyes, my vision was very blurry but I managed to see someone standing in front of me,
?: you idiot, hahaha
The voice was soft and warm and was chuckling at me I immediately recognized who it was...
Isudo: H- Hanaka-San
Hanaka: *puh* Haha, hello Isudo-kun.
Prefect 1: Hanaka she's over here!
Isudo: UWAHH! P-prefects!
Hanaka: don't worry they're after me not you and I can escape them without any effort! Hahaha
She looked at me I turned a deathly pale color.
Hanaka: I take it you have them chasing you too?
I looked at her with a disturbed face and nodded all the blood in my face was drained my heart was about to leap out of my chest.
Sayano: Isudo stop!
Prefect 1 : Hanaka... There...
Isudo: shit!
Hanaka: damn!
Sayano: HYAHH!
She yelled as she tackled me!
Isudo: UWAHH!
Sayano: *pant* *pant* got you hahaha
Hanaka: Tough luck Isudo-kun but I've got to get to class bye bye.
She ran up the wall through the window I jumped out of
Prefect 1: Ha-HANAKA!
She was already long gone though, her superhuman like movements were amazing to watch.
Sayano: Ok, I think I got him, everyone disperse and find Hanaka! She must be caught for that faux announcement! GO!
She was shouting at the prefects while holding my arms behind my back with one hand.
Prefects: OKAY!
They all answered in unison to her and ran off!
She pulled me up...
Sayano: you idiot!
She hugged me tight
Sayano: You scared the hell out of me! What in the world were you trying to accomplish?! God Isudo you are an idiot in every sense of the word! Still, think Christ you're okay, what the hell made you want to jump out of the window? And you now you were helping out Hanaka too?!
She let me go...
And slapped me
Isudo: Geez, what on earth did you do that for!?
I said rubbing my cheek
Sayano: ... Uh, sorry.
She turned a little red she must've known she over reacted.
Isudo: It's fine, so what did Hanaka do?
Sayano: Y- You have no room to ask, we can have a loooong discussion in my office!
Isudo: crap, so I'm getting lectured either way?
She grabbed me by the hand while dragging me along some how though I saw her flash a relieved smile at me from time to time she must've been glad I survived my fall...
till we reached her office door.
Next I was lectured, threatened and forced to write many apologies. It was just how it was described to me by Saya-chan.

~ Back to Class~

I returned to the classroom an hour later, the teacher had also returned, I walked in with Sayano-chan. I took my seat next to Hanaka's and behind Midara in the very back row.

~Lunch Break~

Saya: Oh, hello Isudo-kun
Saya walked up to me with Kotori behind her.
Kotori: Hello, pervert
Isudo: Ugh, I'm not a pervert!
Saya: How was the lecture?
How did she know I got caught?
Isudo: H-how was it?! Let me tell you!

~ Flash back to the lecture~

Sayano: Isudo let's start at the beginning...
Isudo: *sigh* It's going to be a long talk.
Sayano: When did you become a pervert?
She's really going to start with this?
Isudo: I'm not a pervert! For god's sake it was a joke!
Sayano: Really? Then how did she get her hand injured?
Isudo: Uhh...
I couldn't tell her what Saya had done or she would get in trouble.
Sayano: did you try to sexually attack her?, then when she tried to push you off you grabbed her hand and twisted it saying " You bitch, you dare defy me?" Right!?
She was fantasizing now, I feel as though her hormones were raging.
Isudo: No... I told her she could get something out of my desk then someone yelled my name and I stood up forgetting her hand was under there and I basically sandwiched her hand between my thigh and the desk. That's it!
Damn, my face was turning red from the embarrassment.
Sayano: Oh?
Did she understand? Was I off the hook? She stood up and pointed at me...
Sayano: ...Still that IS a perverted act and a clear violation against school rules!
After yelling that she sat back down and resumed her lecture.
Isudo: Darn, I thought I could get off easily too.
I murmured quietly
Sayano: Your next offense is...
She took out a small paper she wrote for future notice with my "crimes" up there.
Sayano: Next... Oh yes running from prefects
Isudo: Uh yes, that... I didn't have time to hear a lecture but thinking back I think I shouldn't have ran, hehehe
I was feeling nervous and embarrassed so I awkwardly laughed
Sayano: You're damn right you shouldn't have ran I was chasing you and I just wanted to talk, geez you can be a huge idiot at times!
I don't deny that...
Isudo: Oh, I'm sorry.
Sayano: Next you... *puh* jumped out a *puh* third floor window... hahahahahahaha
She burst out laughing now
I rubbed my head where I fell shortly after landing
Isudo: Geez, thinking back that's probably what I most regret.
Sayano: Hehehe that's funny Isudo
Isudo: Not to me.
Sayano: Your own fault!
She yelled because she was trying to hold back another wave of laughter
Sayano: Next, the worst offense you helped Hanaka-chan escape from the other prefects.
Isudo: I- I didn't help her I talked to her for a minute before you tackled me!
Sayano: You should have just given her up she was a fugitive for all of 7 minutes!
I really think that she believes Hanaka is a terrorist on the run or something calling her a fugitive... really?! And I'm aiding and abetting her... What? Plus I was on the ground, how could I hand her over in the time interval of about 7 seconds?
If I remember correctly from all the things I know about lectures from Saya-chan's offenses for "inappropriate touching", now I'm going to get threatened... Sure enough I was right.
Sayano: You know if you keep this up you'll be suspended or worse...
She looked at me with her most serious face then...
Isudo: *gulp*
I unintentionally let a *gulp* sound come out.
Sayano: But, I know you are a good kid so I don't think I have to worry about you causing trouble anymore, right?
She was smiling and happy as could be while uttering these words
Isudo: R-right, yes ma'am
Sayano: I've known you ever since we were kids and you've never been a trouble maker you're too cute to be of a nuisance to me.
I don't want to be called cute... but her attitude changed quickly, Was she even the same person as a moment ago? She was yelling at me a moment ago now she's making jokes, I really can't understand her!
Sayano: Right, good, then here is your punishment, you will write three apologies to me! One for being a pervert to Saya-chan, another for running from me and the other prefects by jumping out a *puh* window...
Geez, she was about to laugh again.
Sayano: And the last one for aiding in Hanaka-chan's escape.
Isudo: Right...
Sayano: They each must be no less than 100 words! You got that?
Isudo: *sigh* Ye~s
Sayano: I want them in an hour! So get to it Isudo!
Isudo: Yes, r-right
she sat quietly on a seat across from me fiddling with her cell phone
Isudo: ...
~15 seconds later~
Sayano: Ehehehehe
She was giggling about something.
Isudo: Hm?
I looked at her quickly, I saw nothing strange so I returned to my paper.
~4 seconds later~
Sayano: Ahahahah *puh* hahahahahahaha I-I-Isudo hahahahahahaha L-Look at this picture.
Isudo: Hmm? Okay
I walked up to her and looked at her phone there was a strange picture on a social networking website it was pretty funny.
Sayano: *puh* haha isn't it hilarious?
Her giggling was so cute it reminded me of the old days, our child hood
Isudo: yeah it's funny but I have to work on my apologies you assigned me, remember?
Sayano: oh right, yea you have about... mmmm 45 minutes now.
Yeah thanks for the boost of confidence...
Isudo: Right, I'll get to it now

~ 5 minutes later~
Sayano: Hey, Isudo?
While writing my paper I answered her...
Isudo: Yeah?
Sayano: I'm bored, can I listen to some music?
Really?... Really? Is she serious? Regardless aren't I the one who should be bored I'm writing 3 apologies and she's on her phone I wonder if she knows who the actuall victim is here, still I should answer her now let's see...
Yes or no?

Isudo: Yeah, go ahead.
Sayano: Sweet, mmmmm what do you feel like listening to?
Isudo: Me?
Sayano: Yeah, of course, who else could I be talking to?
Isudo: Uh it doesn't matter.
Sayano: 'Kay I'll play some rock then is that cool?
Isudo: Yeah, that's fine.
Music started playing out of her cell phone...
Sayano: Damn, it's too low I can't hear it.
Isudo: Don't you have earphones?
Sayano: Yeah, but then you won't be able to hear it.
Isudo: It's fine.
Sayano: Hm...
She pondered for a second...
Sayano: I know, I'll just move up to you!
Isudo: N-no way!
Sayano: Don't worry I won't distract you or anything *giggle*
*Sigh* Being anywhere near me is a distraction Sayano. And what's with that giggle after she said she won't distract me? Damn,she's planning something isn't she?
Before I could say anything else, she had moved her seat next to mine and plugged the earphones in her cellphone.
Sayano: O~kay this will help you concentrate.
she plugged the earphone into my ear and one into her ear, loud music began to play and the voice of a teenage girl began singing.
Sayano: ARE YOU CONCENTRATING BETTER?
Her yelling wasn't making me concentrate nor was the sensation of one of her breasts against my arm I also caught the citrusy smell of her hair she must've washed it this morning.
Isudo: LITTLE BIT.
Sayano: SEE I TOLD YOU SO.
Isudo: RIGHT.
It was annoying how we had to yell to communicate but nevertheless it was fun I ended up staying with her listening to music for 40 minutes until I finished my papers.
Isudo: OKAY SAYANO, I'M FINISHED.
Sayano: OKAY I'LL TAKE IT UP THEN.
she took up my papers and put them in a bag. She then took the earphones out and wrapped them in a neat circle around her phone.
Sayano: Well then, shall we head off to class then?
She held out her hand so I grabbed it, to be honest it was kind of embarrassing.
Isudo: Alright.
We walked together down the hallway and parted hands at the door to the classroom so as to not let classmates get the wrong idea.
Sayano: See ya after class we'll meet up for lunch, okay?
Isudo: Yeah, sounds good.
We entered the classroom

~end of flashback~