Hi. Here's Chapter 2. It's not that funny yet but bare with me, it will be. I'm just building up the plot. Anyway, please review, it will make me want to write more. Enjoy.

Chapter 2

Frustration surged through Leafpool's fur as she followed Millie to the nursery. Nothing was going her way today. Just earlier, before to whole running out of pills incident, she had dropped a can of spaghettios, spilling sauce all over the den. She had to lay off the twoleg food. Firestar had gotten her into it and she had to say it was really fattening.

The nursery smelled of regurgitated squirrel. Leafpool wrinkled her nose, but it wasn't that bad. She was the one who had to deal with keeping mouse bile five tail lengths from where she slept. The Queens and kits had evacuated the area. Leafpool couldn't blame them.

Blossomkit sat in a corner, looking frightened. Millie walked over and licked the kit on the head, wincing at the taste. "Blossomkit has been throwing up for a while now. We thought it was just a bad mouse at first, but it looks worse," her mother mewed.

Leafpool padded over to sit beside the kit. "Blossomkit, have you eaten anything strange lately?"

Blossomkit nodded.

"Do you know what it was?"

She shook her head.

"Can you describe it?"

The kit stared blankly, then nodded again, "It... It was these little... white things..." Leafpool was horrified. Could she have gotten to the CCD pills? Seeing the surprise on the medicine cat's face, the Blossomkit shrank back. "I didn't want to do it! Bumblekit... he dared me to do it! He dared me to eat all the white things in the jar! I didn't eat the last two because I started feeling sick!" the kit paused, then shrieked, "Am I going to die!"

Leafpool tried to remember how many pills were in the the bottle before. Then she ran through the list of side effects in her head. "No, you shouldn't die," Leafpool mewed, secretly hoping that she was right.

"Oh thank goodness!" Millie gasped.

"I'll have to keep her in the medicine den for awhile, " Leafpool meowed.

"That's okay," the Queen told her and turned to her kit, "I hope you leaned your lesson Blossomkit! You shouldn't be eating things that you don't know!"

"Yes mommy."

"Now go with Leafpool to the medicine den and rest. Remember not to touch anything!"

"Yes mommy."

Blossomkit followed Leafpool out of the nursery. On the way, they ran into Graystripe.

"Is she going to be okay?" He practically yowled.

"Yes! She'll be fine! She just needs to rest!" Leafpool snapped.

"Okay, okay! You don't have to be so mean about it!" Graystripe snapped back and walked away. Leafpool hated just how bad this day sucked.

"No, I do not want you to send a vet! I'm perfectly able to handle the situation on my own! No! I just want to know what the consequences of a kit swallowing twenty pills! Yes! Twenty! No! I can handle it! You know what? I'm done! Bye!" The phone beeped and Leafpool sighed.

"I knew I shouldn't have called poison control!"