hey, i need help, so you know how a lot of the jounin have a nickname thats used or if they are in the blck ops or in the bingo book, i need help thinking up sakura's so any suggestions are welcome.

Disclaimer: i don't own Naruto, i wish i did but sadly no.

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Thoughts/ talking to inner or beast side (vampire) or Kyuubi

Inner/Kyuubi/beast side (vampire)

I forgot to mention, but Naruto knows he has the Kyuubi in him.

Re-cap~

"I'm going to bed; tomorrow is going to be annoying. Night" she said with a wave as she headed to her room.

End Re-cap~

-Growl, Rawr-

Kakashi's P.O.V

I woke up to noise in the kitchen; I got up and slowly made my way down the stairs. As I reached the kitchen I saw my adoptive daughter Sakura making breakfast.

"I thought I said not to eat anything, as your sensei I believe you're meant to follow my orders" I said casually, hoping I had surprised her.

"Morning" she said casually as she continued making breakfast, she's gotten way too good, even I can't surprise her. "I'm eating because how can a ninja train or function without proper nutrients, and Kaka-tou-san I surpassed you ages ago along with Lady Tsunade. I only said that yesterday because i'm meant to be a stupid and naive 'helpless little genin'." she said the last part heavy with sarcasm and a slight growl.

"Morning. Fine I knew you would eat any way, but I wonder if the others will as well."

"They won't but they would more than likely would have had a big dinner to make up for it, or they had a snack and fell asleep while thinking about what you were going to get us to do today"

"Ok, but about today. How are you going to appear as a 'helpless little genin'?"

"Well, from what i've read about those two they seem to be best friends so they'll work together, but it depends it they ask me to work with them or if they leave me out. If they ask me to help I will, I'll more than likely just throw a couple kunai and maybe try to punch you –while holding back" she paused considering something "a lot- if they don't ask me to help I'll sit in a tree or out in the sun somewhere and take a nap as a panther"

"Okay, sounds like a plan, but what will you do if they end up seeing you as a panther? Oh remember if they ask for help, that I'll be reading my book."

"I'll just run, they won't know any better. Of course you're going to read your book, that's what you did with the others. Now eat your breakfast and try not to be three hours late this time"

We both sat down and ate, Sakura was finished before me and placed her dishes in the sink and left to wait at training ground 7. I wonder if they will ask her. Crap if they don't she'll have to pretend to be tied to the post. Then I will have to pretend to scold her. Double Crap. Well I can't call her weak in the scold or she'll snap and break her little facade. Fuck.

Sakura's P.O.V

I just left the house and was walking the streets of Konoha in the morning light; I walked pass the villagers doing their morning routine. I wonder how those boys, Sasuke and Naruto, will do. I scoffed. Let's see if they get Kakashi's survival test. I got to training ground seven first; half an hour later Sasuke and Naruto arrived. I just sat under a tree listening to what the boys were talking about, well it's really a one sided conversation. Just as I thought Kakashi arrived 3 hours late, I heard a "Yo" then yelling from Naruto. I stood up and looked towards the members of our group, Sasuke stared at Kakashi with an eyebrow raised, Naruto was yelling, and Kakashi was scratching his head. It looks like they forgot I was here, well not Kaka-tou-san but the others.

"Alright, now that we're all here come with me" he lead us to the gravestone, ah he's going to teach them that sometimes we die in battle.

Cha, well at least act like this is your first time learning it outer, your meant to be a fresh out of the academy genin.

Yeah, whatever inner it's not like they will know the difference. I could be like an Uchiha they're emotionally stunted. also i heard this when i was five cause Kaka-tou-san finally managed to get me to stop training and bring me here.

Just pay attention they're leaving now, and no one can be as emotionally stunted as an Uchiha. I know but it was funny seeing him try to get you here, he even tried dragging you.

Ha, so true. and again so true.

Kakashi then took us back to our training ground; he got an alarm clock from his pack and put it on a stump in the middle of the training field.

"Alright, it's set for noon" he pulled two bells from his pocket. "Your goal is to get these bells from me by noon, and those who can't will be tied to the stump and given no lunch"

"What! Is that why you told us not to eat breakfast?!" Naruto shouted, I silently giggled at the looks on both Naruto and Sasuke's faces.

"Yes, now you only need one bell and there are only two, so one of you is definitely going to be tied up. The one who does not get a bell will fail and return to the academy" I saw both boys freeze and shared a look with each other at Kakashi's words; I noticed they tried to discretely look in my direction. I guess that means I'll be 'tied' to a post.

Cha! Why can't I come out and show them not to be deceived by appearances. Fucking idiots!

No. We have to follow the mission, and don't worry there will be a time soon that we will get to show them. And of course they are idiot they are only fresh out of the academy and think they're all that.

Ha. too bad they don't actually know who you are, i mean you passed genin ages ago.

"Any questions?" there was silence. "Alright, Begin!" To Kakashi's surprise Sasuke quickly grabbed Naruto and ran off to the trees.

"Well, that answers your question. They'll work together but they won't ask me, especially with the chance that someone will go back to the academy." I said

"Ahh, I guess that's so. So should I pass them or not?"

"I would wait till the alarm goes off at noon. Seeing how this started out, I'll most likely be the one 'tied' to the stump. See how they act then, and if they stay the same tell them the point of the exercise. Tell them that you will give a second chance and that you will test us later on one of the D-rank missions we will get assigned too. And before you say anything the reason I'm telling you to give them a second chance is because they have a lot of potential and they won't get anywhere near it if you don't give them the chance." I shared a look with Kakashi.

"They'll be here soon, I can feel their chakra. I'll sit in the little clearing over there for a bit, when I can feel then go for a second attack I'll jump in for my own 'attack'." Kakashi nodded to me and grabbed his book as I jumped off.

I just landed in the tree when, Sasuke burst from the bushes and fired a fireball at Kakashi, just as he dodged Naruto attacked with his clones. It didn't take long for Kakashi to dispel the clones and for the boys to back into hiding. I was just contemplating changing my form, when I felt the boys getting ready for their second attacks, I sighed as I jumped to where Kakashi was.

I jumped into the clearing aiming a perfect roundhouse kick at him, I held back so I looked like a genin because of that Kakashi was able to grab my leg and flung me into a nearby tree. I could tell by the impact that he was holding back. Silly Kakashi, he should know I hate it when he holds back.

He's probably doing that because you have to hold back. It would also make it look like he thinks you're a weak kunoichi.

Fine you have a good point but it doesn't mean I have to fucking like it.

I stood up and flung a few kunai at him, when he dodged I threw a smoke bomb and followed it with a punch. I accidently added more force because Kakashi's feet slid back a tiny bit when he blocked the punch. I let him kick me, as I flew backwards I saw Naruto and Sasuke attack together and they managed to grab the bells. I righted myself before I landed on a branch in the tree; I jumped down and walked over to the stump getting ready to be 'tied' to it. I found this ironic seeing as I could release myself from it easily, but no I have to act like a genin. When I was 'tied' up I saw Sasuke and Naruto both looking smug while eating bentos on the right of me, and Kakashi in front of me, I nodded letting him know to continue.

"That, I must say was pitiful. I'll admit you put up an effort, but it wasn't a great one" I could see it pained him to say this to me; I just looked him straight in the eyes and discretely nodded my head to let him know it was alright.

"What was up with your performance, Sakura? How could you hope to become a ninja with skills like that?" I had to resist rolling my eyes at his speech, he always was overdramatic. "I'll admit that you have some determination, but determination will only take you so far, especially with skills like that. You need to improve your physical attributes." I'm glad he didn't call me weak, it wouldn't have mattered that I knew he had to say this, but if he had called me weak I would have snapped.

"Naruto and Sasuke, well done on getting the bells, but you have failed" I saw Sasuke and Naruto's eyes widened "You may have worked well with each other but the point of this test was teamwork, and yes you worked together but you forgot your third member. You even just watched as she attempted to go against me by herself" he pause looking at us all now. "'Those that disregard the rules are scum, yes. But those who abandon and disregard their comrades are worse than scum.' If there's one thing I want you all to remember from today, it's that."

When he finished I saw the boys look at their lunches, I sighed.

"Kaka-tou-san, can you let me go now I have to get ingredients for dinner tonight and I can't do that tied to a stump" when I started speaking both boys heads snapped to look between me and Kakashi.

"Right, what's for dinner? I'll give you guys a second chance, remember your a team you have to work together as a unit to succeed" he said while cutting me loose.

"You just have to wait and see" I said stretching my arms.

"Wait! How are you father and daughter? You look nothing alike and your last names are even different" Naruto half questioned, half shouted.

"Well, I'm her adoptive father. I've had her since she was 2 and the reason she has a different name is because that was decided for her to become a genin so people wouldn't know she was my daughter and become a target." with that said I turned and walked away leaving Kakashi to handle the boys.

"DON'T RUIN YOUR APPETITE KAKA-TOU-SAN!" before I was out of ear shot I heard a reply

"YEAH, YEAH"

As I walked back to the market I let my mind wonder. Hey inner, what do you think he's going to tell them?

Well, the blonde idiot will probably yell while asking a question, while the Uchiha will be as you stated emotionally stunted.

I laughed as I continued my shopping and headed home.