Entry 2: Itachi

Dear Diary,

I am dead. WHAT THE HELL?! I thought I was a main antagonist!? I mean, I'm the ENTIRE reason why my little brother can be all evil and s*** ! I can't believe this... and besides that, I KEEP SEEING MADARA HERE! He keeps doing his stupid innocent act around me! EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS YOU'RE A VILLAN OK! AGH! If I could, I would LOVE to guzzle some bleach right now. Ever since I came here, my eyesight has become way better, but now I get to see MADARA everytime I open my eyes! THERE IS NO POINT! Besides that, now the kyuubi brat is IN LOVE with my brother, and wants to convert Sasuke into a fricking PANSY! Big brother WILL NOT stand for this! And where the hell is that Sakura chick? I thought she LOVED both Sasuke and Naruto?...if there was a god, he would have been yelling "MAKE ME A SAMMICH!" a long time ago...

Sadly,

Itachi Uchiha

Tobi was here again and is totally not Madara Uchiha ^-^