Chloe: Last time on Total Drama Island, 16 HTF stars and 6 fan characters compete in a game that will take their breath away. Who will be the first camper to die? Find out right now on Total Drama Island!!
(Intro and music Plays)
I can't possibly lie
I'm just a cute animal that don't want to die.
I need to win this game in the next 50 days,
And there is nothing that will get in my way.
I don't want to get killed!
Nobody is going to ruin the fun
I won't jump off the cliff because I already won
You might as well just die cause I am the best
I will go far in this game and I will never get some rest.
I don't want to get killed!
na na na na, na na na na na na!
I don't want to
I don't want to
I don't want to get killed!
I don't want to
I don't want to
I don't want to get killed!
(Whistling till the end)
(Intro stops and we go back to the show)
(At the Speedy Eagles cabin)
Glitter: This place stinks! I want a better cabin. Why do we have to stay here?
Petunia: Here we go again.
(Petunia's video diary)
Petunia: Glitter is getting on everyone's nerve. What kind of a fan character is she?
(End of diary)
Nutty: I don't think this place is bad at all.
Handy: Yeah. Besides, how bad can this place get?
(30 pieces of wood falls off the roof)
Russell: I hope this bad.
Handy: But still.
(At the Mighty Sharks cabin)
Giggles: YAY! We have beds. I call the top one!
Sniffles: I call bottom.
Flaky: I'm scared.
Flippy: Hey, don't be scared. We are very nice people here.
Bully: I'm not.
Flippy: Anyways, why don't you make yourself comfortable.
Flaky: okay.
(Flaky's video diary)
Flaky: I already know that Flippy kills me and my friends. But now, he has changed. I'm starting to like him now.
(End of diary)
(At the café)
Chef: Alright wimps, listen up! You will eat what I will serve you, and that will happen for the next 50 days! So give me your trays, get your food, and sit your butt down!
Charley: (Gasp) I hope this place has fried chicken! I need some chicken badly!
Renny: Do we have to eat this kind of food? I'm not sure about this.
Chef: (Splats food on Renny's tray) Maybe you are now! So sit your but down!
(Renny's video diary)
Renny: The chef was so mean. No wonder he scared cute little animals like us. So sad.
(End of diary)
Toothy: Can somebody pass the ketchup?
Sniffles: Sure thing buddy. (Passes ketchup)
Toothy: Thanks Sniffles. (Squirts ketchup on table)
Giggles: (Gasp) You just made Flippy have war flashbacks!
Flippy: War flashbacks? HAHAHA! I don't have that anymore. I have changed guys. (Smiles)
Flaky: (Gasp) He did change.
(Giggles video diary)
Giggles: I am so shocked. Flippy used to be a huge meanie, but now he's a happy fellow.
(End of diary)
(Toothy's video diary)
Toothy: I'm glad that Flippy is all happy, bit I still don't like him.
(End of diary)
Chloe: What's up everybody? Ready for your first challenge?
All: YEAH!
Flaky: I'm definitely not ready for this.
Disco Bear: Come on man. How hard is it?
(At the cliff)
Disco Bear: Now im definitely not ready for this.
Chloe: Well that's too bad. Your challenge is to jump off this 40 story cliff into the lake, and in the target zone. The most team members that jumps in the target zone wins. The losers must vote for one person to be killed.
Cuddles: Piece of cake.
Nutty: (Drooling) Mmmmm... Cake.
Chloe: You think this is a piece of cake? Well we will just see about that. Mighty Sharks, your up.
Toothy: Can I go first?
Chloe: Go ahead.
Toothy: (jumps off) YEEHAW!! (splash)
(The Mighty Sharks cheered)
Giggles: My turn! (Jumps off) WWWEEEEEE!!
Pop: (Jumps off) Don't try this at home kids!!
Lifty & Shifty: (Jumps off) MWEHEHEHEHE!!
Bully: (Jumps off) (Silent and crosses arm)
Chloe: Now its your turn Renny.
Renny: No way! I'm not going to jump off that.
Flippy: Come on Renny. Please do this for us.
Renny: Nope.
Chloe: Are you sure Renny?
Renny: Not in a million years.
Chloe: Well, I guess you will be wearing this chicken hat over your head then. (Puts a chicken hat on Renny's head)
Renny: (Grumbles)
(Bully's video diary)
Bully: How stupid can Renny be? All she's got to do is jump off a stupid cliff. It's so easy, only a bug can do it.
(End of diary)
Disco Bear: YEAH BABY!!
Flippy: (Jumps off) Cowabunga!!
Sniffles: Excuse me Uchea, but there is no way I will jump off this cliff.
Chloe: And why is that?
Sniffles: Because in my calculations, it is absolutely very dangerous to jump off something very high. So therefore, I will not do it.
Chloe: And therefore, you have won a chicken hat to wear. (Puts a chicken hat on Sniffles head) Alrighty then, you guys have only one member to jump off the cliff, and that person is Flaky.
Flaky: (Gulp) Im sorry guys. Im just to scared.
Chloe: (Sigh) Guess that means I will put a chicken hat on yo-
Flaky: (Widens her eyes)
Chloe: GAH! I cant resist the cuteness. You get a free point for being to cute.
Flaky: YAY!
Glitter: Hey! No fair! How is it she gets a point when she didn't even jump off a cliff?
Chloe: Because i said so. Anyways, Its now time for The Speedy Eagles to break The Mighty Sharks record to win. Who wants to go first?
Nutty: ME ME ME!!
Chloe: Go right ahead!
Nutty: (Jumps off) GGGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
Mime: (Jumps off cliff without screaming)
Splendid: (Jumps off) Geranimo!!
Cuddles: (Jumps off) AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
Handy: Sir, I really like to do this, but I don't have arms.
Chloe: (Puts a chicken hat on Handy's helmet) NEXT PLEASE!
Jiddell: (Jumps off) Whoopee!!
Glitter: (Jumps off) Hmph!
Russell: (Jumps off) AARGH!!
Petunia: (Jumps off) YYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!
Thugy: (Jumps off) AAAAAAAAAA!!
Uchea: okay Mighty Sharks. You only have one member left, and that person is Charley. If he jumps off, then you are all safe.
Charley: I don't know about this.
(Nutty's video diary)
Nutty: If he jumps off, then I will celebrate him by giving him candy!
(End of diary)
(Thugy's video diary)
Thugy: There ain't nobody who can stop Charley. But im a little worried about him.
(End of diary)
Chloe: Well Charley, will you jump off?
Charley: Well...
Petunia: Do this for us Charley!
Splendid: You can do it!
Charley: Im doing this for all of you guys! (Jumps off) YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! (Splash)
Chloe: The Speeding Eagles win the challenge!
(The speeding eagles cheered and hugged each other)
(Charley's video diary)
Charley: I can't believe i made my team won. Cool!
(End of diary)
Chloe: Charley, I gotta say, you ruled that challenge.
Charley: It was worth the win!
Chloe: (Turns to the mighty sharks) Mighty Sharks, I hate to say this, but one of you will be the first camper to be killed on Camp Massacre forever!
Mighty sharks: Aww!
(Toothy's video diary)
Toothy: This was all Renny's fault! If she would have jumped off the cliff, we would have won.
(End of diary)
(Renny's video diary)
Renny: I screwed up the challenge big time. Well, it seems like I will be the first one to die on Camp Massacre! (Sigh)
(End of diary)
(At the café)
Pop: okay guys. Lets vote on who we want to send home.
Flippy: Ill be right back friends. I need to use the confession can for a minute. (Leaves)
Renny: (Makes a sad face) And ill just walk around camp for a little while. I just need some fresh air. (Leaves)
Giggles: Poor Renny.
Pop: Anyways, raise your hand if you want to vote off Flippy.
(Nobody raised their hands)
Giggles: I like Flippy. He is so charming.
Toothy: And he is a strong player.
Pop: okay, so we wont vote off Flippy. But raise your hand if you want to vote off Renny.
(They all raised their hands)
Bully: Renny is such a weak player.
Sniffles: And she didn't jump off the cliff. Even though i didn't jump off either.
Pop: Well, by a unanimous, we will all vote for Renny.
All: Yes sir!
(Meanwhile)
Renny: (Sigh) They all don't want me here. I wish I should have trusted them.
(Then suddenly, Renny hears laughing at the confession can)
Renny: Huh? Who is laughing at the confession can? (Puts her ear near the confession room)
(Flippy's video diary)
Flippy: BWAHAHAHAHA! These fools honestly think that i have changed, well all i have to do is act all nice and never have war flashbacks. I know I will be safe at the campfire. My plan is to kill everybody at Camp Massacre until midnight, and then I will take home the grand prize! And no one is going to stop me! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(End of diary)
Renny: (Gasp) That was Flippy's plan all along? Hmmmmm...
(At the campfire)
Chloe: Welcome to your first campfire guys. This time, the rules have changed. Whoever does not receive a marshmallow must immediately jump off this 500 foot cliff on the ground, and then you will die.
Giggles: (gasp) Do we have to?
Chloe: Hey, don't worry. You will always survive until the next episode.
Giggles: Good point!
Chloe: Anyways, when I call your name, come get your marshmallow. Bully!
Bully: HA! (gets his marshmallow)
Chloe: Lifty and Shifty!
Lifty & Shifty: MWEHEHE! (gets their marshmallows)
Chloe: Giggles.
Giggles: Yay! (gets her marshmallow)
Chloe: Pop, Sniffles and toothy!
(The three gets their marshmallows)
Chloe: Flaky and Disco Bear.
(The 2 gets their marshmallows. Flippy and Renny were the only ones left)
Chloe: Flippy and Renny, one of you will be killed tonight. Renny, you chickened out on the first challenge. And Flippy, you always tick off your friends when you kill them, although you've changed.
(Renny covers her eyes and Flippy was smiling)
Chloe: The final marshmallow goes to...
Flippy: ...
Renny: ...
Chloe: RENNY!
Renny: YIPEE!!
Flippy: WHAT?
Uchea: Flippy, it is now time for you to die. Please jump off this cliff.
Flippy: No way! I'm not jumping! How did you all find out i didn't change?
Giggles: Renny told us!
Flippy: She did? GGGGGGAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Renny: Simmer down, navy loser.
Chloe: Hey Chef, can you toss him off the cliff?
Chef: Yes ma'am! (Picks up Flippy)
Flippy: Hey! Put me down! Put me down!
(The chef tosses Flippy of the cliff)
Flippy: You will never see the last of me!!
(Flippy splattered to the ground with his arms and legs torn off. He is now dead)
Chloe: Well campers, enjoy your marshmallows. You are all safe for tonight.
(Renny's video diary)
Renny: Yup! That was all part of my plan. I told everyone about everything Flippy said in the confession can, and they automatically voted him off, which means I get to stay. I am so good!
(End of diary)
Toothy: Thanks for saving our butts Renny.
Renny: No biggie. Im just here to keep you guys safe.
Giggles: Aww, how sweet. Maybe you're not a weak player after all.
Flaky: Yeah. Good thing you told us about it.
Renny: Like I said, its no biggie. We will win this game, and there is no way that we can lose.
(End of episode)
Campers Remaining:
Bully (The Meanie)
Charley (The Gay One)
Cuddles (The Confident Bunny)
Disco Bear (The Party Dude)
Flaky (The Asian Porcupine)
Giggles (The Princess)
Glitter (The Brat)
Handy (The No-Armed Beaver)
Jiddell (The Super-Saiyan)
Lifty (The Thief)
Mime (The Clown)
Nutty (The Nutjob)
Petunia (The Latino Skunk)
Pop (The Fatherly Bear)
Renny (The Queen Bee)
Russell (The Otter Pirate)
Shifty (The Second Thief)
Sniffles (The Know-It-All)
Splendid (The Superhero)
Thugy (The Gansta)
Toothy (The Boaster)
Campers Eliminated (In Elimination Order:
Flippy (The Killer)