Disclaimer: Must I repeat myself?
Nini: You might as well. There might be people who are too lazy to check the first chapter contents.
Disclaimer: Fine…Kat and Nini do not own this series and its characters, but they do own their OC Naomi.
Nini: Much better. Now I need to wait for Kat to arrive…
Kat: *runs in* Hey, Nini! I gathered everyone in our brand new studio, so let's get started!
Kat and Nini: Welcome to-
"Truth or Dare with Fanboy and Chum Chum"!
Chapter 1: Kissing Already?
*The authoresses enter a studio that looks more like a mansion from the outside-*
Kat: I know; that's what I said.
*-but inside is a wide open room with a stage, spotlights, rows of chairs, a large indoor swimming pool, and a five-star restaurant with a wide variety of international cuisine. Gathered at the seats were the victims…I mean characters.*
Fanboy: Wow! This place is great!
Chum Chum: This place is huge!
Kyle: This place is boring…
Kat: Not for long! Welcome, everyone, to a game of Truth or Dare!
Yo: Ooh! I LOVE truth or dare, second only to my love of Chum Chum…*giggles*
Chum Chum: *frowns and scoots away*
Nini: Yeah, uh…Is it possible to control your hormones for even five seconds?
Everyone except Yo: No!
Yo: …
Kat: Anyways, it's about time we get-
Fanboy: Excuse me, kitty lady? I have a question.
Kat: Yes, Fanboy?
Fanboy: What exactly is truth or dare?
Kat: *gasps* GASP!
Nini: GASP!
Everyone except Fanboy: GASP!
Whole world: GASP!
Unseen voice: Gasp.
(Anyone who gets this reference gets a cookie!)
Oz: Seriously, Fanboy? Truth or dare is a popular party game, where you pick either truth and answer a question or pick dare and try to complete a task given to you.
Mufflin: I think in this case, we have no choice but to complete either option…
Nini: Correct! Now, as Kat was about to say, let's get started!
Lenny: You mean there are already requests?
Boog: I hope they're for me!
Kat: Nope, not yet.
Boog: Darn it!
From: Crayola Lady
I dare Chum Chum to kiss Kyle(on the lips.)~
Fanboy: Uh…
Chum Chum: …?
Kyle: You're not serious! Why would I of all people want a boy to kiss me?
Kat: The dare says so. Ha!
Naomi: I don't like this one…
Yo: Me neither!
Nini: Sorry, guys, but you all signed a contract to do this game. Rules even told you ahead of time about the crazy possibilities.
Rules: True that, dawgs!
Mufflin: That was a contract? I thought it was a form to receive free coupons…
Kat: Fine print, dude. It gets them every time…Now smooch!
Kyle: I hate you girls already…
*Chum Chum and Kyle face each other, lean closer…and Nini holds a 'CENSOR' bar in front of their faces*
Nini: What? We can't have little kids walk in and see this!
*Five seconds later*
Kyle: *cleaning mouth with mouthwash*
Chum Chum: Um…that was weird.
Fanboy: Yeah, totally.
Oz: There goes the soon-to-be rising number of yaoi fangirls shipping those two together.
Naomi: Not if I make everyone forget what happened… *holds up wand*
Kat: That won't be necessary, Naomi. We're moving on to the next requests!
Kyle: Wait, there's more?
From: Vanessa Osbourne
Ooh, FB & CC ToD. Kuddos. Is it ok if me, my two friends from the mushroom kindom (points to Daisy and Rosalina) my friend from 'the land of the dead'
(points to Emily)and my Pikachu named Starlette sit in this corner here.
(points to a corner)
Dares Time! UH OH! :^D
Fanboy: kiss yo for 5 minutes. (on the lips) ;)
Chum Chum: Get rid of your brain and scream NARWAL until you're called on for another dare.
Yo: Give your favorite Yamoguchi pet to boog.
Kyle: YAY! Your my favorite character. Which is why it pains me to give you the worst of all dares! =D You gotta sing 'This is the Life' from that movie 'Johny Dangorously'. And, if you do it without complaining or attempting to do anything drastic, all I can say is, you'll get out of doing a 'rather horrific' dare. MWAHAHAHAHA!
Duke: GIVE ME YOUR SKATEBOARD!
Eric Rolbes (creator of FBCC): ADMIT IT! KYLE AND MARSHA ARE GONNA BE FRIENDS OR MORE THAN THAT IN THE NEXT SEASON OR SO!
Mufflin: Engage Poopatine in battle (meaning, pick a fight with him.)
That's it for me. I was planning to do a FBCC ToD, but I'm now gonna go for a Futurama. :D YAY! TAKE THAT BENDER! Oh, uh, but my friends here (points to Daisy, Rosalina, Starlette, and Emily) practiced this for our ToD.
Starlette: PIKA pika CHUUUUU! (get me some ice cream!)
No, the OTHER one.
Starlette: Chu. (oops)
All: GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!
All
Kat: Oh hai Vanessa! 8D
Nini: So…many…spelling and grammar…mistakes… *twitches*
Kat: Well, I would let you fix it…but I'm copying this directly from the reviews. So no go this time, Nini. Vanessa and friends, no corners for you! You all may join the newly-installed area for audience members!
Audience: YAY!
Kyle: What's with all of the kissing dares this early?
Oz: It seems that fans like that sort of thing, especially in works of fiction.
Fanboy: But me and Yo? Eww!
Yo: I don't like it any more than you do, so let's get this over with…
Kat: Yeah, for five whole minutes! Ha!
Fanboy and Yo: *groan*
*Five epically long minutes later*
Yo: Yuck! Fanboy, you taste like dirty gym socks with a mix of something frozen!
Fanboy: Oh yeah? Well YOU taste like…nothing?
Chum Chum: Ouch…
Naomi: You said it…
Kat: Okay, kissy time over. Now it's time for…BRAIN SURGERY! Muahahaha! *lightning flashes in background*
Lenny: Uh, how does she do that?
Nini: It's from the Mallet of Doom. Okay, Chum Chum, time to remove that brain.
Chum Chum: *whimpers* Is this going to hurt?
Kat: Nah…Okay, maybe a little. Just lay back and relax…
*A graphic removal of the brain which caused practically everyone to faint later*
Kat: WAKE UP! *zaps everyone with Mallet of Doom*
Fanboy: Ow! Wait, how did it go? Where's Chum Chum?
Nini: Over there. *points to corner*
Chum Chum: NARWHAL!
Fanboy/Yo/Naomi: *slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kat: *returns to normal speed* I'm afraid he remains like that until he is dared again.
Chum Chum: NARWHAL!
Fanboy: Don't worry, buddy! I'll help you with this! *ejects his own brain* …NARWHAL!
Kat: Oh for pete's sake, not you!
Boog: Losers! Nyahaha!
Yo: Hey! Be nice to my Chum Chum!
Fanboy: Narwhal?
Kat: Okay, enough. *returns brain into Fanboy* Yo, give Boog your favorite Yamaguchi pet.
Yo: No! Not my precious SCAMPERS!
Boog: Oh yeah, baby! I'm part of a dare! How you like me now? *snatches Scampers*
Yo: Be careful with him, you big bully!
Boog: What is there to it? You just mash buttons and-
*Scampers 'powers down' due to too much mashing*
Scampers: Meow meow… *weakly coughs before dying*
Boog: Oops…
Yo: …
Kat: Oh crud…
Nini: Evasive maneuver!
*Everyone except Yo and Boog find a safe place to hide*
Yo: You…crushed…my…SCAMPEEEEEERS!
Boog: What the- *gets tackled* AAAAAAAAAAAAH! UNCLE!
*One 'beating up Boog time' later*
Boog: I can't feel my arms…sniff…
Yo: *holding bandaged Scampers* It's okay, Scampers. I won't let that bully hurt you anymore.
Kat: Wow…just wow…
Naomi: Meh, I would've done worse.
Nini: Okay, everyone, time to come out now.
Kyle: *reads his dare* Seriously? *re-reads last part of dare with a gulp* I might as well…Who sings this?
Fanboy: Some guy named 'Weird Al Yankovic'.
Kyle: Weird Al Yankovic?
Kat: The stage is set and the lyrics are recorded. LIGHTS!
*The lights go out and all is dark, then suddenly Kyle is seen on stage wearing a black tux outfit with a red carnation flower on the jacket*
Kyle Fangirls (in the Audience): EEEEEEEEEEK! WE LOVE YOU, KYLE!
Naomi: *left eye twitches* Who let them in?
Nini: Sorry, that was me…
Kat: Okay, Kyle, whenever you're ready!
Kyle: *mumbles* Why does life hate me so? *out loud* Alright, play the music…
*The tune to "This Is The Life" starts, which Kyle groans inwardly when he hears it*
Disclaimer: Kat and Nini also do not own this song or its lyrics.
Kat: Thank you, disclaimer.
Kyle: I eat filet mignon seven times a day (Oz: Seriously?)
My bathtub's filled with Perrier (Yo: That's kinda gross.)
What can I say
This is the life
I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood (Lenny: What a waste of money…)
I hire somebody to chew my food (Nini: Eww!)
I'm an upwardly mobile dude
This is the life
They say that money corrupts you
But I can't really tell (Kat: I can see why.)
I got the whole world at my feet
And I think it's pretty swell
I got women lined up outside my door (Kyle fangirls: YAAAY!)
They've been waitin' there since the week before
Who could ask for more
This is the life
You're dead for a real long time
You just can't prevent it
So if money can't buy happiness
I guess I'll have to rent it (Mufflin: Join the club.)
Yeah, every day I make the front page news (Fanboy: Really? I don't see you.)
No time to pay my dues
I got a million pairs of shoes (Naomi: That's more than me in a lifetime!)
This is the life
I got a solid gold Cadillac (Boog: Not if I steal it.)
I make a fortune while I sleep
You can tell I'm a living legend
Not some ordinary creep
No way, I'm the boss, the big cheese (GIR: I like cheese!)
Yeah, I got this town on its knobby little knees
And I can do just what I please (Kat: Wait, how did GIR get in here?)
This is the life
That's right, I'm the king, number one
I buy monographed Kleenex by the ton(Poopatine: For what purposes do the tissues serve?)
I pay the bills, I call the shots
I grease the palms, I buy the yachts
One thing I can guarantee
The best things in life, they sure ain't free(Chum Chum: NARWHAL!)
It's such a thrill just to be me
This is the life
Waah, this is the life
Audience: … *crickets chirp*
Kat: Eh, not bad I guess.
Kyle: That's because I kept getting interrupted!
GIR: BACON!
Kat: Alright, back to your universe! *sends GIR back into the Invader Zim series*
Nini: Well, we'll leave it up to Vanessa Osbourne whether it was good enough. Duke, give her the skateboard.
Duke: Aww man! Not my skateboard, man!
Nini: Stop calling me 'man'…
Duke: Sorry, man. *gives skateboard to Vanessa* Don't do anything bad to it! I'm begging you, man!
Kat: Again, we'll see…As for Eric Robles, we cannot answer for him as he is a real person. Sorry. ^^'
Nini: Mr. Mufflin vs. Janitor Poopatine-
Chum Chum: NARWHAL!
Nini: …Claim your weapons and FIGHT!
*Mufflin uses his laser eye beams while Poopatine uses…a toy light saber?*
Oz: Hey, is that mine?
Poopatine: No…Okay, maybe it is. Surrender, Hank!
Mufflin: Not a chance, Russ!
*After watching eye beams being shot, a light saber being swung, and several of Kat's rabid kittens attacking at random…*
Poopatine: *cut up and burnt* Surrender…to the…dark side…Hank…
Mufflin: *scratched up and bruised* Never!
*Before any of them could continue fighting, they both pass out from exhaustion*
Fanboy: Well, that went well. So who won?
Kat: Neither of them. They failed to capture the flag from my hand. *tosses flag away* Anyways, thank you for the dares!
Nini: Apologies for starting this game before you had a chance, Vanessa, but we're sure that the Futurama idea will be just as good. At least it has more fans, I believe.
Kat: We may consider doing another truth or dare fanfic if this one becomes successful. Maybe for a more popular series like Total Drama, or one of our classic favorites like Cyborg 009!
Nini: For now, we'll settle for this awesome series! Okay, anymore requests?
From: R. Snowflakes -Invisble Ninja
Kat: Another person who I recognize!
Hey peeps! Nice idea, by the way!
Alright... Fanboy... I'm curious how you react to sugar. Here's some candy, now go act hyper! (I consider that a dare!)
Kyle... do you even have any parents?
I can't think of anymore... I'll be back, though! :D
Nini: Thank you! We both have been wanting to do something like this after reading and reviewing Shakespeare Kitten's "Ed or Dare" fanfic. It's fun to have characters do nearly impossible tasks.
Fanboy: Ooh! Sugar! *eats candy whole* …CANDY! CANDYCANDYCAAAAAANDY! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *starts to bounce off the walls*
Chum Chum: *runs into walls repeatedly*
Kyle: There you have it, folks. The title characters, acting like complete morons.
Naomi: *smacks him on the head* Who's a moron?
Kat: Settle, peeps. There are no dares for you two to fight yet. Kyle, do you have parents?
Kyle: Of course I have parents! They just haven't been shown on camera yet…Come to think of it, none of our parents are ever shown.
Oz: Except for my mom… *shudders*
Oz's Mom: *from behind Oz* What was that, Oswald?
Oz: I, uh, said I love my mother. *smiles nervously*
Lenny: *snickers*
Boog: Heh, momma's boy!
Oz's Mom: *smacks them both* You better respect your elders!
Kat: Yeah, granny's gonna bust a cap on yo' a-*gets smacked* Ow!
Kyle: Anyways, that is my answer. That wasn't so hard…
Nini: So that is it for the first round. Will Chum Chum get his brain back?
Chum Chum: NARWHAAAAAAL!
Kat: Will Fanboy get over his sugar high?
Fanboy: *flies by* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
Nini: Finally, will we receive even MORE truths and dares from readers? Only if you all choose to, but we would appreciate anything that you can provide.
Kat: Especially if it's for torturing. :D
Everyone else: HEY!
Kat and Nini: See you all next time!