"Hey, Potato, what time is it?" Squeakerang asked.
"Its...ADVENTAH TIME!" Potato screamed in reply.
"Heckz yeah!" Squeakerang screamed back.
"C'mon Smugleaf, we're gonna have an ADVENTURE!"
"Of course. You lower life forms can do that while I sit here and drink my martini."
Squeakerang grabbed Smugleaf by the hand and dragged him along.
"HEY! I wanna come!" The Houndoom screamed.
"YAAAAY! Come on, and lets all have an adventure TOGETHERZ!" Squeakerang screamed.
So they all ran across the forest.
"Oh mah GAWRSH! A STEAM!" Squeakerang screamed.
"Ignorant fool, its 'stream'." The Snivy sneered.
"OH. YEAH. A steep!" She screamed.
"No. A stream." Smugleaf said.
"Thats what I said, a steer!" Squeakerang squealed back.
"No, its...oh, forget it. You're too much of an ignorant fool to understand." Smugleaf said, giving up.
So they all ran down to the stream and drank and stuff.
However, little did they know, they were being watched by a Trainer.
"Oooh, look at that cute little blue and white thing with freckles and stuff and a heart on its chest I WANT IT!" Clarine screamed, sitting in a bunch of bushes.
She popped out of the bushes.
"GO EEVEE! Use Quick Attack!"
The Eevee popped out of its Poké Ball and used Quick Attack on Cookie/Miley Cyrus, Potato, Squeakerang and Smugleaf.
"Poké Ball GO!" She threw the Poké Ball at Squeakerang, who dodged it. Unfortunately, Smugleaf happened to be behind her and the Poké Ball instead caught Smugleaf.
"AWWWW. I wanted the cute one!" Clarine whined.
She put the Poké Ball back in her pocket.
"Oh well, I guess you'll have to do...Stupid leafy thing...Making me waste my last Poké Ball! And you're not even cute..." She growled walking off to the nearest Pokémon Center to heal her new caught Snivy.
AT THE POKéMON CENTER...
"Oh my, I've never seen a Pokémon like this before! Where did you find it?" Nurse Joy asked Clarine.
"I don't know I found it in the forest it was with three other Pokémon! I think one of them was a Houndoom but I don't know what the others were..." Clarine told Nurse Joy.
"Hmmm, thats very interesting!" Nurse Joy said.
"BING!" The needle thingy sign above the door in the healing room sounded.
"Your Pokémon are all healed! We hope to see you again!" Nurse Joy said to Clarine.
"Byeeeee!" she screamed running out of the Pokémon center.
"Go, MYSTERIOUS POKéMON THAT I DON'T KNOW!" Clarine yelled throwing out the Poké ball.
"Snivy! Snivy Snivy! Snivy, Snivy snivy SNIVE. [You ignorant fool...Now how am I supposed to get out of this situation? My only hope are those idiotic ninny hammers. I'm doomed.]"
"I love you too, little Pokémon! Now what should I call you?"
"Snivy Snive. [My name is Smugleaf.]"
"Snivy Snive? No. Thats not a good name. I'll call you...PRETTY PRINCESS!"
"Snive. Snivy, Snive Sni Snivy Snivy Snivy Snive Snivy Snive.[...What kind of foolish creature are you? I'm a boy and I already told you my name is Smugleaf.]"
"Awww, I'm glad to see your happy with your new name!"
"Snivy, Snivy Snivy. Snive Snivy Sni Snivy Snive...Snive Snivy Sni. [I'm not happy with it. Why aren't you...Oh...Yes. Thats right. Humans don't understand Pokémon.]"
"You're welcome!" The girl squealed with delight.
"...Snive. [...Ignorant.]".
"C'mon, lets go play!" The girl squealed, picking up Snivy and running home with it.
"Mommy, look! I got a new Pokémon!" Clarine squealed
"Oh, my. Thats a Snivy...Its only in the Unova region! Where did you find it?" Her mom asked her.
"In the forest!" "Well, it could belong to someone. Maybe they brought it here from Unova..." Clarine's mother told Clarine.
"I could catch it with a Poké Ball so it must not belong to someone else! If it belonged to someone else it wouldn't have went in the Poké Ball..." She explained to her mother.
"Oh, okay..Well...Did you nickname it?" Clarine's mother asked.
"Yeah, I nicknamed it Pretty Princess!" Clarine proudly exclaimed.
"Oh...Thats...an interesting name..." Clarine's mother said.
"C'mon Snivy, I'm gonna play dress up with you!" She squealed and ran up the stairs.
-Cut to scene with Smugleaf/'Pretty Princess' dressed in a rainbow bow, dress and high heels-
"YAAAAY, NOW YOU'RE PRETTY LIKE ME!" The girl squealed.
"Snivy, Snivy Snive? [May I hurt you now?]"
"Yes, you *can* have some lip stick!" The girl squealed. "But next time, say may." She told Smugleaf/'Pretty Princess'.
She dug out some lip stick from her toybox of dress up stuff and put it on Smugleaf/'Pretty Princess'.
"Yay, now you're perfect!"
"Snivy Snive Snivy Sniv. [Sure, if by 'perfect' you mean stupider than the lower forms of life they call 'humans'.]"
"Yay, I'm glad you like it!"
She picked him up and started playing with the leaves on his tail.
"Hehehehe..hehehe...There so...LEAFY...Hehehehe." She giggled.
"Snivy Snive Sniv Snivy. [Hey, stop playing with those. They're top quality lea-"] Smugleaf was interrupted by the sound of leaves being ripped.
"Oopsie!" She giggled.
"Snivy. Snivy Snive Sniv...Snivy Snivy Sniv...Snive Sniv! [My tail. What have you done to my wonderful tail? Its ruined. It was so perfect...]".
"Yay, I'm glad you're okay with it! Okay, lets play [insert something incredibly girlish and stupid here]." The girl said.
"Snivy Snive Snivy SNIVE! [...Someone...Please...[i]Save me[/i].]"
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE FOREST...
"C'mon, Potato! We gotta find where that weird girl took Smugleaf!" Squeakerang squealed.
They ran off through the forest until they finally found the edge. Just outside of the forest was a house. "SMUGLEAF MUST BE IN THERE!" Squeakerang shouted.
They all ran over to the door of the house.
"Grrr...The door won't open!" Potato screamed, pushing on the door.
"I think you have to turn that knobby thing up there!" Squeakerang said, pointing to the knob on the door.
"...Can't...reach!" Potato shouted.
"Let me handle this." Cookie/Miley Cyrus said, using a Dark Pulse to break down the door.
"OH MY GOODNESS!" Clarine's mom screamed. Clarine ran down stairs holding Smugleaf.
"OH MY GAWSH! New Pokémon to play with!" She screamed, letting the Eevee out of the ball. "Eevee, use Quick Attack on them until they're weak!"
Eevee used Quick Attack on them. Eevee was, unfortunately, way too fast to escape so after several Quick Attacks they went down.
They woke up to find themselves in Clarine's room, dressed in the same clothes and makeup as Smugleaf.
"NO ONE DRESSES CHAOS GIRLY!" Miley Cyrus/Cookie screamed.
"Who is Chaos?" Potato asked.
"ME." She shouted.
"Ohhh...Okay, Chaos." Potato replied.
"Thats COOKIE to you!" She shouted.
"But I thought you just said-" Potato was interrupted before he could finish...
"Shut up so I can kill this girl!" Miley Cyrus/Cookie/Chaos interrupted.
Chaos/Miley Cyrus/Cookie used Nasty Plot and then used Dark Pulse on the girl.
"QUICK! While shes stunned! Jump on mah back!"
"Okay." Potato agreed.
"Okay." Squeakerang agreed.
"Absolutely not. I can save myself." Smugleaf protested.
"GET ON MY BACK RIGHT NOW OR PERISH!" The Houndoom screamed, her eyes turning black with red pupils.
"Fine..." Smugleaf reluctantly agreed.
And so they all ran out of the house on Miley Cyrus/Cookie/Chaos's back and ran back into the forest where they lived happily ever after until the next story. The end.