Chapter 2: A Change of Style, Part 2
Wow, I finally figured out how to get some new text on my chapters. Oh yeah, thanks for not giving me any encouraging reviews. Well, except for ChocolateTeapot, who gave me some constructive criticism. But I've bored you with my rambling, so I'll get on to the chapter.
Previously on The Super Mario Show...
Mario: "Luigi, I sa think we should change our appearance."
Luigi: "How, Bro?"
Mario: "We'll sa go to the Mushroom Botique!"
Bowser Jr.: "I'm thinking about becoming neutral."
Bowser: "WHAT!"
(Screen switches to Peach, Yoshi, Toad, Junior, and Bowser in the Koopa Clown Car)
(Bowser then pressed a button on the Clown Car's console and had a mechanical arm appear and grab Jr.)
Jr.: "AHHHH!"
Toad: "How could this get any worse?"
SLAM!
Princess Daisy: "So, any of you seen Mario or Luigi?"
Toad: "Princess."
Peach: "Yes, Toad?"
Toad: "This just got worse."
The Super Mario Show
Episode 2: A Change of Style, Part 2
Princess Peach, Yoshi, and Toad stared continuously at Daisy simply because of the past events that happened within 15 minutes.
"Well," Daisy began, "Where...are...Mario...and Luigi?"
"Well...," Peach stuttered
"WHAT?"
"OKAY! !," Toad blurted out incoherently. "Sowehadameeting, andJuniorcomessayinghe'sneutral...FISH CAKES!
Yoshi had finally slapped some sense into him. Literally.
"Yoshi!," the green dinosaur proclaimed.
"Yes, we know Toad's acting like a mad banshee right now, thank you, Yoshi," Peach said so she could translate for Toad and Daisy.
"So, you have no idea where Mario and Luigi are," Daisy began, "And you want me to help you find the Brothers and rescue Junior?"
"Why?," Toad grinned. "Do you like Luigi?," he said as he started cackling like a maniac.
"WHOO! HYUK, HYUK, HYUK!
Daisy finally had enough of Toad's idiocy, so she grabbed a wooden mallet and used it to hammer Toad's head into the rest of his body.
"...Ouch," Toad whined despite the fact his head was lodged into his stomach.
"Music to my ears," Daisy said softly.
At the Mushroom Botique, Mario and Luigi were still looking for a "new appearance."
Just then, the female Toad manager walked up to them.
"Excuse me, sirs, but do you need any help with your clothing choice?" the manager asked.
"Actually, yes!" Mario proclaimed.
"Well perhaps you and your brother need to find clothes that fit your personality and skills. Do you have any noteworthy skills?"
"Well, we can a fix pipes and a save princesses, and Luigi has the ability to make people crack their bones. Show her, Luigi!"
Luigi walked out of the dressing room and pointed his foot at some Shy Guy. The Shy Guy immediately started stretching and cracking the bones in his short body.
CRACK! CRICK! CLIKKETY-KLAK!
And let's just say that the cracking was making the manager's brain rot into nothingness.
"Oh my Goombas...," the manager said dryly as she collapsed on the floor.
Luigi immediately put his foot down and so the Shy Guy, who was green and wore brown shoes, snapped out of his trance and glared at the Mario Brothers.
"So, ya like pointing your footsies at people and having them crack their bones?" the green Shy Guy exclaimed. "Is that how you get your sick kicks?"
"In a Deku Nutshell!" the Brothers exclaimed.
The Shy Guy grumbled and finally left the store.
But the Mario Bros. paid no mind to him, for they were staring at two complete clothing sets.
"Those a are...," Luigi began
"The most a beautiful articles of clothing I have sa ever seen!" Mario finished.
And the Brothers grabbed the clothing and went to the register to pay for their new style...
At Bowser's Castle, Junior's siblings and the Koopa King himself were in Bowser's and had Junior chained to a desk. But they were now thinking of what to do to Junior as a punishment...
"We should leave him in the attic for a month!" Morton piped up.
"Nah," Roy said, "The minions put a pinball machine in there last week."
"What if we made him listen to my beautiful music?" Ludwig van Koopa suggested.
Immediately, everyone (including Junior and the minions who were in the hallway) screamed in agony.
"If you play your music, we'll all die!" Wendy Koopa whined as everyone agreed with her. "So, if you dare try, I'll come back as a ghost, point my foot at you, and make you crack your bones painfully!"
And let's just say that painful bone-cracking wasn't very idealistic to Ludwig, so he shut up about any other music-related ideas.
"Wait," Larry began, "What if we send Junior to the dungeon, and don't feed him for weeks! He'll be begging to be evil again!"
Junior's beady eyes bulged out, but Bowser and the Koopalings' mouths curved into evil grins.
Immediately, Iggy and Wendy Koopa released Junior from his cuffs, grabbed him by the arms, and led him off to the dungeons...
Iggy and Wendy continued to drag Junior throughout the many hallways of the castle, but Junior would not take this lying down. Unfortunately, his siblings refused to listen, leading him to be slightly annoyed.
"HOW DARE YOU THIS TO YOUR OWN FLESH AND BLOOD! WHAT THE HECK DID I DO TO YOU FREAKS?" Junior screamed.
"You've been Daddy's little smart aleck for too long, Junior," Wendy hissed enviously, "And I want his love back."
"Plus, you just called us freaks," Iggy pointed out.
This will not end well...
Bowser, Morton, Lemmy, Ludwig, Roy, and Larry were now laughing about Junior's fate in the dungeons, and were now thinking of a plan to kidnap Princess Peach and defeat the Mario Brothers.
Again.
"Hmmm...," Lemmy muttered to himself as he heard a loud crash.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Peach, Daisy, Yoshi, and Toad had just broken into Bowser's Castle.
Bowser and the 5 remaining Koopalings looked at Peach and her posse with such a glazed look, that Toad might as well have taken their brains out and used them for a wet game of kickball.
"...Hmm...AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Now!" Peach chanted as the others took fighting stances, "Charge!"
Immediately, Daisy mounted Yoshi like a horse, and charged after Larry and Roy. The two Koopalings tried to move out the way, but...TOO LATE! Daisy got off Yoshi, grabbed the 2 and started kicking their shell-covered behinds.
And she was winning.
Like heck.
"MAJIAA!" Roy screamed for it was the only thing he could utter as Daisy pile-drove him into the floor while Yoshi watched in amusement. Unfortunately, if Yoshi had been fighting Larry like he should have with the same enthusiasm that Peach and Toad had running from Bowser, Morton, Lemmy, and Ludwig, the good guys would've been finished with the Koopa Clan a long time ago. But as I was saying, Larry had now jumped on Daisy's shoulders and was pulling her hair.
"OW! OW! OW!" Daisy was now ignoring Roy for Larry had landed her in a painful situation. "AIYEEEEEEEEE! MAD KOOPA! SOMEONE CALL IDIOT CONTROL!"
And soon, the tide of battle was turning in Bowser's favor. Morton, Lemmy, and Ludwig helped Roy up, and they proceeded to tie up Peach, Yoshi, and Toad.
And finally, after much hair-pulling and scratching, Bowser and Larry managed to tie up Daisy with the others.
"Well, well, well," Bowser hissed joyfully, "I've captured two princesses, a Toad, and a Yoshi I can hold for ransom! SO, WHO'S GONNA SAVE YOU NOW, PUNKS?"
Just then, a ball of flaming green energy blasted Bowser and his kids so far, that they fell into the Cheep-Cheep infested pool where the Goomba (the one Junior had pushed in Chapter/Episode 1) was still residing.
Peach and co. decided to look up at their saviors, and they were shocked to who it was. Mario and Luigi.
Peach noticed something different about them. Rather than their usual red/blue and green/blue attire, they were wearing clothes slightly different.
Luigi was wearing a light blue short-sleeved polo shirt, a light blue hat with an 'L' of the same color, and the same dark blue overalls. Mario was wearing a crimson short-sleeved polo shirt, a crimson hat with an 'M' of the same color, and the same light blue overalls.
"You came...," Peach stuttered.
"Now a time to sa rescue Junior en seeza cool clothes!" Mario exclaimed.
And the motley group of six was going to the dungeons to now become a group of seven.
And no, I don't know how they knew Junior was in the dungeons.
Bowser Jr. was now in the dungeons, locked in a cage, playing a harmonica, and singing while Iggy and Wendy were watching his act of stupidity from the outside of the bars.
"My siblings are morons, BA DA DA DA DA!" Junior sang as he played his harmonica, "I want my life back, BA DA DA DA DA!"
"Shut your mouth, Stupid!" Iggy sang mockingly,"BA DA DA DA DA!"
"Up your shell, pencil-neck!" Bowser Jr. snapped.
"Well, if you think someone's just gonna bust in and save you," Wendy uttered, "You've got another thing coming!"
Just then, Junior noticed that the wall Iggy and Wendy were standing near was starting to shake and crumble...
"Looks like you've got another thing comin'!" Junior chuckled.
BOOM! CRASH! KWAABANG!
Mario and co. had used approximately fifty-eight Bob-ombs to blast a gaping hole in the dungeons.
"Hmmmmmm...Perhaps we shouldn't have left all those Bob-ombs next to the Princess when she was tied up," Wendy concurred.
"Yeah, and maybe you should be less ugly," Iggy sneered, "OF COURSE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT THE BOB-OMBS NEAR THE PRINCESS!"
Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Yoshi, and Toad simply glared at the two Koopalings.
"Yoshiiiii," the green Dino breathed maliciously.
"Yeah," Daisy translated as she cracked her gloved knuckles, "It's show time..."
(TV screen switches to Bowser's Castle up-large. Several explosions are heard. Eight Koopa-shaped creatures fly out of Bowser's Castle, screaming their ugly heads off)
"MAJIAA!" (Roy)
"MOMMY!" (Larry)
"CHECKERS AND ROOKS!" (Ludwig)
"MY SHELL'S CRACKING!" (Wendy)
"OH MY GOOMBAS!" (Iggy)
"SHAMROCKS!" (Morton)
"MY BONES ARE CRACKING PAINFULLY!" (Lemmy)
"CURSE YOU, MARIO! "Bowser screamed as he and his Koopalings flew off to who-knows-where at who-knows-what-time.
Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Yoshi, Junior, and Toad all walked out of Bowser's Castle looking happy.
Well, at least Toad and the Mario Bros.
"Wow, guys!" the Mushroom Retainer chirped, "I can't believe we all worked together to stop Bowser!"
"What do ya mean, worked together? "Daisy asked angrily, "I basically did all the work until Mario and Luigi came in their very awesome clothes!"
"Speaking of Mario and Luigi," Peach began," Junior, I think you owe the Super Stylish Bros. a Thank-You."
"WHAT," Junior asked, completely dumbfounded, "WHY?"
"If you want to stay in my castle, "Peach began, "You need to thank them."
Junior groaned, and began the horrible, heart-wrenching process:
"Mario...Luigi," Junior spat out painfully, as the Brothers watched in mild amusement.
"Tha-...Tha-...Tha-," Junior tried to speak but his Prince's pride was taking over.
Finally, Daisy smacked him upside the head, and Junior was able to spit it out.
"OW...THANK YOU-HOO-HOO...AHHHHAAA!," Junior had now crawled onto the floor in fetal position while crying.
"You're sa welcome, Junior!" Mario and Luigi said happily.
"Time to go to your new home, Junior," Peach said happily as she picked up the semi-light Koopa prince.
"Boy!," Toad chirped as Mario and co. were walking away from Bowser's Castle and Exor (who was still stuck in Bowser's Keep),"I never had an adventure like that in a while! I hope more follow!"
"Yeah!" Daisy shouted.
"Home sounds nice to me," Junior said in a sing-song voice.
And the group of seven was off to Peach's Castle, to start new adventures...
WHEW! Finally done with this chapter of The Super Mario Show! Finally! I just hope I won't take as long with the next chapter. So, the next adventure of Mario and the gang will be Peach the Teach!