It's Leif Erikson Day!!! And Joker's very excited about it. WoW i'm insane.

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Joker came stomping down the stairs to join his clan in the living room. When no one acknowledged his presence he took out one of his guns and fired it at the ceiling. By now everyone was pretty unfazed by gunfire but they all looked at Joker anyway.

Everyone's faces had confused expressions on them as they stared upon the Joker.

Joker was standing proudly with a horn helmet upon his head, a sword strapped to his side, and an axe in his hand. All this while still sporting his purple suit.

Dopey was the first to start laughing so he got the axe thrown at him, luckily he moved out of the way in time before the axe penetrated it's way into his skull.

"Soo-rry boss," Dopey said from behind Scarecrow's chair.

"It's alright, you dick," Joker said drawing his sword, "It's Leif Erikson Day, hinga vinga vergin," he said rocking back and forth.

Harley pulled Joker down on the couch beside her, not the smartest thing to do seeing how Joker was waving his sword about.

"Wheredya get that sexy helmet puddin'?" Harley asked while sliding her finger up and down one of the horns.

"I bought it a few weeks ago I hadn't know why I'd bought it at the time," Joker explained swinging the sword, "But then I realized what today was and I was like 'FUCK!!' that's why I bought those hats."

"Hats?" Scarecrow questioned from behind his book.

"Yee-e-aa," Joker laughed jumping up from the couch and running back up the stairs.

In a matter of minutes Joker came stomping down the stairs again, this time caring a cardboard box that contained five horn helmets in it.

"Da-daa-dada-a," Joker sang as he ran around the room placing the helmets on eveyone's heads.

He had a bit of trouble pushing a helmet over Scarecrow's masked head.

"Ah-ahaah-AH," Scarecrow said as Joker beat the helmet down onto his head.

Joker sat down on the couch setting his sword beside him and Harley immediately jumped onto his lap. Everyone was sitting around staring at each other no one looking particular happy in theirs horns, except for Joker and Harley of course.

"So we're just gonna sit here?" Grumpy asked.

"Nnnnooooooooo," Joker said.

They all continued to sit in silence, Joker not telling anyone his plan.

"Well?" Grumpy asked.

"Oh!!" Joker said, "You actually wanted to know something?"

Grumpy rolled his eyes.

"Ok," Joker started, "So I was thinking if this Leif Erikson guy could discover some new land then why can't I?"

"Joker," Scarecrow said, "What are you talking about?"

"Leif Erikson was the first guy to land in North America," Joker said.

"Wasn't that some Columbus guy?" Dopey asked.

"NO!!" Joker yelled, "Columbus didn't know shit!!!" "Leif was in North America like 500 hundred years before Columbus was," Joker said holding five fingers up.

"Ohhhh," Everyone except Scarecrow said.

"Well no matter who got here first you certainly can't find a new land," Scarecrow stated.

"And why the hell not?" Joker asked grabbing his sword to point in Scarecrow's direction.

"Because," Scarecrow said, there was really a better reason out there other than 'because' but the tightness of his helmet was effect his ability to think.

Joker pushed Harley off his lap and pondered Scarecrow's reasoning. He began licking at his sword while he thought. He eventually decided against the endeavour but wouldn't admit to Scarecrow that it was cause he couldn't do it.

He stood up from the couch and stuck his sword deep into the faded green cushion. Then he turned abruptly to his fellow horny heads.

"Can I at least get a boat?"

Leif Erikson Day!! I'm sure everyone remembers that episode of Spongebob when it was Leif Erikson Day. Well I hope everyone enjoyed this, thanks for reading!!! Guess what tomorrow is......that's right it's Mental Health Day!!! What?? Mental FUCKING Health Day!!! Yes it's real and i'm writing about it.

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