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DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Harvest Moon or any of its characters. If I did, Harvest Sprites would rule the world!!!
In this chapter, Angie may seem evil, but this is just one of those OOC moments. :)
Sorry to Jin and Toby lovers in this chapter. I promise this will be AngiexChase! Eventually.
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Chapter 2
Pooky-Kins
Angie left Sundae Inn whistling "Follow the Yellow Brick Road"
To her disappointment, she needed to go to Town Hall to get a house.
Trying to resist the temptation of eating her map, Angie followed it until she got to the Town Square. Why did it take thirty minutes to get there though? It was just down the street....
She tried her best not to cry from confusion and kept walking towards the big building.
"Hey, whattup girl!?" Angie yelled to no one in particular as she made her dramatic entrance.
Gill almost screamed from having to see that weird girl's face again. He tried to keep his cool because he will be mayor when his father gets assassinated.
"What do you want?" Gill asked.
"Oh, I just came here to give you some Tomato Juice...."
"You have TOMATO JUICE!?" Gill exclaimed.
"Ha. No. But I did come here for a house." Angie said.
"Alright then. Where would you like it?" Gill asked, showing her a map of Caramel River District.
She spat on the plot closest to town so she can get to her victims easier.
"Please get rid of that." said Gill with a disgusted look on his face.
"No problem!" Angie replied. Then she ate yet another map.
"Don't ever do that again. The house will cost about sixty-thousand gold, so pay up." Gill said.
"Gilly-this isn't Animal Crossing so I don't need to pay for a god damn house!!!" Angie yelled, banging her fist on the desk.
"You got me there." Gill said and rolled his eyes.
"Thanks Gilly!" Angie shouted as she left the nerd hut A.K.A. Town Hall.
"Well I guess I should start meeting new victims." she said aloud wondering where to go first.
Angie tripped over something as she was skipping through Town Square, and it wasn't her dead dog, Fluffy.
"Owww....." she moaned as she rubbed her bruised nose.
She looked at what she tripped over, and saw that it was a man shorter than Mayor Ham.
"You're soooo cuuuttttteeee!!!" Angie squealed as she hugged the little elf who was fighting for oxygen.
"I'm gonna call you Pooky-Kins!" she shouted happily.
She took a leash out of her rucksack and ties it around Pooky's throat.
You never know when you'll need a leash......
Angie skipped through town with the poor, little elf dragging behind her.
"Stop it!" Pooky cried, praying for his life.
"Ohmigosh it talks!!!" she squealed hugging the elf again.
"The Harvest Goddess would want you to let me go!" Pooky-Kins yelled.
"Yolanda wouldn't mind....."
"What?" the elf asked confused.
"Yolanda's the Harvest Goddess. So shut up Pooky, and you better come with me or I'll tie you to Mr. Ham's leg, and you don't want that!" Angie bursted out.
"Fine, whatever!" Pooky shouted and hissed like a rabid bunny.
"That is it! Let me put you in my rucksack so I can ship you instead!" Angie's face lit up.
"What?!" Pooky-Kins screeched.
Ignoring Pooky, Angie picked him up, only getting bitten four times, and managed to stuff him in her rucksack.
She followed her uneaten map to the General Store.
She met Barbra, Simon, and Phoebe, and she came to the conclusion that they were robots built by Colleen.
Angie left the store after a pointless explanation about.....stuff.....
Then she went next door to the Clinic.
I bet they'll give me unneeded surgery the moment I walk in.... she thought.
She was greeted an old woman, who, Angie decided, was competition for her because she looked around Yolanda's age.
Angie growled at the bitch and opened the door to leave. The door slammed into a doctor.
"Excuse me." the doctor said rudely.
"What's your name, and who is your leader?" Angie asked the mean geek.
"Jin; I work for Irene." he replied as he pushed her to the ground and stepped over her to get back to work.
"Go to hell!" Angie screamed dramatically as she took an egg out of her rucksack.
"The first of many." Angie said eerily as she egged his ugly face.
Before he could get Irene to bite her head off, Angie sprinted to the Tailor Shop next door.
She barged through the door, locking it behind her and trying to get over the fact that Irene and Jin would be the last faces she would see in her short life.
A girl with pink hair and lots of flowers ran up to her.
"Hi! I'm Luna and my nerdy sister Candace is in the back reading a clock magazine! Oh, and my grandma, Shelly, who used to work here died so you can help us orphans by buying some crap!~" Luna said cheerfully as an old woman walked up beside her.
"Hey, I thought you said your grandma was dead! Now I have two elderly people on my Death List!" Angie whined.
Shelly and Luna's eyes widened as she unlocked the door, trudging out.
Angie decided to skip On the Hook because the blind, supposedly old guy had a fishing pole with him when he tried to rape her.
So instead, she walked to the Inn to check out a room for the night. She checked her watch and noticed it was closed for the time being.
So, Angie was alone as the sun started to fall, and there was a certain rapist lurking in the shadows......
He crept up behind her and tapped her shoulder, but before he could do anything illegal, Angie swung at him with her heavy rucksack which had Pooky-Kins inside. The blind looking creeper started crying, and he stepped back into the shadows.
Angie decided to check on Pooky to make sure he was still alive.
Oops.....she thought.
Pooky-Kins had like forty pushpins stuck in him, and the elf was covered in yogurt.
She shrugged and stuffed him back in her rucksack.
Angie went inside the Inn and screamed.
Why were there drunks all over the place!?
A cowgirl with blond hair pulled up and emerald eyes walked up to her with a questioning look.
"Welcome to the bar! And why did you scream?" the girl asked looking concerned.
"I'm Angie. I just didn't know this was a bar at night." she said.
"OK then....Well, I'm Kathy! Would you like a drink?"
"What's the heaviest thing you have?" Angie asked.
"Tomato Juice. Would you like some?" Kathy asked.
"Gilly's baaaddd!" Angie yelled and ran away from the friendly girl.
She found Colleen drunk in the cluster of people at the bar, and she got a room to use for the night.
She was going to walk upstairs, but there was a slutty genie belly dancing on them.
"Buy me a Lily." the genie said.
"What the hell!" Angie yelled and slapped the girl, walking around her.
She went into her room and got ready for bed.
I still have to meet a lot more people.....and so far everyone's weird Angie thought as she tied the not-so-cute-anymore Pooky to her bed.
Hope you liked it! Send me funny ideas to put in future chapters, if you want!