Sheena's Clues? EPISODE 2!!!
Me:This is a never before seen episode! HALLOWEEN!! Yes it's awsome.(Note:DON'T HATE ME!!)
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Characters:Count to 3!
voice:123!
Character:claps your hands
voice:clap your hand
((sound of clapping is heard))
Characters:uhhhhh...ok...There's always something new-Join our Blues' Clues band today!
Zelos(hyper):Right this way!
Character:It's another Blues Clues day!
Colette:Serial Killers!...wait...that's not child appr-...
Characters:It's another Bluuuuuues Cluuuuues Day!
Sheena:...NOT AGAIN!!!
((camra follows Sheena while she runs in the house))
Kratos(answers door):Holy- NOT AGAIN GO AWAY!!
Sheena:(hides behind Kratos)
Director:You guys better do this OR I'LL EAT YOUR BABIES!!
Colette:NOT MY BABY!!
Llyod:YOURE PREGNANT?!
Colette:No...My baby comes by mail.(goofy smile)
Llyod:-.-'
Kratos:ok ok fine!(clears throat)Ok kiddies guess what time of year it is!
Zelos:OMG MAIL!
KratosIt's not time yet Zelos.
Zelos:...oh...ok...(leaves)
Kratos:Guess who I am!
Children:AN ANGRY GUY!
Kratos:YES BUT WHAT AM I DRESSED AS!!
Children:...er...
Sheena(whispers to Kratos):I don't think they know who Sora is.
Kratos:...right...THAT'S RIGHT I'M SORA!
Sheena:WHY THE HELL ARE YOU YELLING?!
Me(writer):Opps sorry caps lock.
Kratos:...right...So Blue who shouldn't be talking at all who are you gonna be?
Sheena(punshes camera):TAKE THAT!
Kratos:...ok...Blues Clues time I guess...let's just skip that stupid song.
Yuan(is that right?):...I'm not going to hand you your notebook for crap.
Kratos:And why not?
Yuan:Because they stuffed it down my pants...
Kratos:O.o...ok...FIRST ADVENTURE TO THE STORE FOR A NEW NOTEBOOK!
3 minutes later
Llyod:One question Yuan where'd the crayon go?
Yuan:...
Llyod:...oh..OOH!...ouch.
Zelos:OMG MAIL!
Kratos:NOT YET!..Ok guys lets go..
Children:A CLUE A CLUE!
Kratos:I know God you don't have to tell me 5 freaken times!
(Kratos draws creepy Chucky doll)
Kratos:I'm starting to get a feeling that this won't be child appropiate...
Sheena:(sees something behind her and begins to run in a circle falling into a horror picture book)
Kratos:...great...Sheena I'm starting to hate you...alot...(jumps into book)
Freddy:...who the f-
Kratos:Dude this is a kid show.
Freddy:...ok...Who the freak are you?!
Kratos:Steve.
Children:nooo silly he went to college!
Freddy:feh college my ass.
Kratos:Fine I'm Joe.
Freddy:that guy's a fag.
Children:OOOH!
Freddy:SHUTUP!
(cricket chirps)
Kratos:I'm looking for a panicing idiot.
Freddy:(pulls Sheena out)Her? Yeah she's fucken annoying here take her.
Sheena:(leaves a paw print on Freddy)HA! FEEL THE FURY OF MY PAW PRINTS OF DOOM!
Kratos:I think you've been drinking a bit too mych coffee...
Freddy:WTF?!GET THIS OFFA ME!
Kratos:here(draws freddy's sweater)
(paw print disappers)
Kratos/Sheena:(jump out of book)
Kratos:OK Sheena your clues aren't making any sense!
Sheena:SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!! SHUUUUN!(runs)
Kratos:crack head...ok Zelos you can come out now.
Zelos:Nah I'm tired.
Kratos:GIVE ME MY MAIL DAMN IT!!
Zelos:O.o ok ok..here!(hands Kratos mail)
Kratos:(looks at address)...great another fangirl.
Zelos:How come I don't get any fan mail?
Kratos:Because some girls think you are a homosexual.
Zelos:REAL MEN WEAR PINK!
Kratos:...I hate everyone.(draws a random clue and sits in the chair) Sheena...what the hell are you going to be?!
Sheena:(walks in room covered in stripes)A HUMAN CANDYCANE!!
Kratos:...oh dear god...you are an idiot...this was a waste of an episode...no wonder they never air this stuff.
Llyod:Hey what happened to the kids in the crowd?
Kratos:I gave them to Freddy.
THE END!(I hope you guys don't hate me)