Disclaimer: I do not own Touhou or RWBY characters and everything else related to the two.

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Act 01

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?: A young girl walks in front of her closet, half-determined and half-hesitant. She knows this is something that she needs to do, but in her heart, she's thinking 'Am I ready? Do I have what it takes to be a huntress?'. Though these thoughts occupy the back of her mind, she holds the handle of the closet and opens the door. She pulls out a red cape with a hood and wears them. Her face suddenly hardens. The hesitation in her heart fades. As she looks up with determination, the dark, gloomy atmosphere of the room was suddenly engulfed with the light coming from her! She turns around with a bright smile and her heart racing with excitement. As she takes a step forward, she says in her mind,

'WERE GONNA WRECK THIS PLACE! WHOOOO!'

(Sweet rock guitar solo playing on the background ended with a drum roll and crashing cymbals)

Flandre: Stop it, Koishi. You're giving them the wrong idea.

Koishi: Ah, but you really look like you're out to kill.

Flandre: But I am! Look! I even have this cool cape.

Koishi: About that, why do you have a cape?

Flandre: I can move better in these under the sun than holding a parasol when fighting.

Koishi: Hmm... I think they're pretty much the same.

Flandre: No. This is much better.

Koishi: Ruby had the cape first.

Flandre: Hey!

Koishi: We're here to hunt monsters.

Flandre: That's right!

Koishi: Then I guess you're all set.

Flandre: R-really?!

Koishi: Yup! You even have a pair of lace gloves, Black boots with metal platings and iron spikes below, and a utility bag. You're not wearing your usual cap but that's fine, since you still have that cute ribbon. Some nice black and red gothic dress with white short sleeves and a black skirt with red linings. Black lace stockings with rose and thorn motif. You're good to go!

Flandre: Y-you like it?

Koishi: I like it. It's overkill.

Flandre: Ooh, Koishi! That's why I love you! (Hugs Koishi tightly) Say, you love me too, right?

Koishi: (Does not seem to hear anything. Hums gently while staring off into the distance)

Flandre: Hey. Koishi.

Koishi: Huh? Oh, right. Of course I love you too, Flan-chan.

Flandre: Really?

Koishi: Hmm? (Tilts her head and smiles innocently)

Flandre: ... *Groans* It's a lost cause. Just innocent love.

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Act 02

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Koishi: So how's it going with your new weapon?

Flandre: Oh, it's great! Here look!

Koishi: Duals guns. I like how smooth they look with those lines that are engraved on them.

Flandre: Yep! And when I activate it, the lines will glow a fiery light! The firing range isn't that far as they're combat shotgun models. But these babies doesn't need to be pumped before firing. Also, the convinience of unlimited ammo!

Koishi: They look like hand guns to me rather than shotguns because they are thinner although the barrel is a bit longer than that of a hand gun but not as long as a shot gun.

Flandre: Another ingenuity of my new Laevateinn v.2.0! They are easier to carry! Also, if you hold it on the base of the barrel, it will turn into this! (Fiery blades shoot out of the barrels)

Koishi: Light-sabers!

Flandre: Er, well, not exactly light sabers but yes they do resemble a light-saber. It's just a shorter version of my laevateinn actually. Katana model for easier slashing and hacking things! Or Grims. But mostly things. Like chairs... Or fruits.

Koishi: So these fiery lasers shoot out of tip of the guns and they turn into blades. These blades are... Dust?

Flandre: Nope! Good'ol Laevateinn flames!

Koishi: That's cheating.

Flandre: No, it's not. Everythings fair in a war. Try kicking an enemy general between the legs and you'll be a hero.

Koishi: What if the general is a woman?

Flandre: I do believe I'd still get the same result.

Koishi: Fair enough.

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Flandre: So, what weapon did you make Koishi-chan?

Koishi: Me? Oh, I have a rose whip! Like a whip-with-thorns kind of whip.

Flandre: Ooh! What does it do?

Koishi: I can lash my enemies with it.

Flandre: Uh, yeah. Sorry wrong question. How about it's Gun form?

Koishi: Gun form? It doesn't have one.

Flandre: Well, it should have one.

Koishi: But it has a fair reach. I guess it's fine the way it is.

Flandre: Um, can't you remake it? For the sake of 'everyone needs to have a meelee changing to gun type of weapon' kind of thing?

Koishi: Hmm... Can't I just shoot them down with my bullets?

Flandre: No, you can't.

Koishi: But why?

Flandre: Because, that's the rule here.

Koishi: But you used your Laevateinn instead of dust! Why can you be unfair and I can't?

Flandre: Wha-! No! I, uh...

Koishi: Well?

Flandre: *Scoffs*

Koishi: Then it's decided! I'm keeping the whip the way it is!

Flandre: Fine! No magic bullets though.

Koishi: 'Ka~y!

Flandre: So you'll just whip your enemies?

Koishi: Yep! I'll whip and whip and whip and whip... (and it goes on while she whips the floor)

Flandre: Yeah, okay. I get it.

Koishi: (still going)

Flandre: Koishi, stop. I get it already.

Koishi: (still going)

Flandre: Koishi, please... *flinches* Stop it already.

Koishi: (doesn't seem to be stopping anytime now)

Flandre: Koishi... *breathing heavily* Stop... Ah! I can't stop it anymore! Hit 'em! Hit 'em more and more!

Koishi: (chu! chu!)

Flandre: Ahahahahahaha! That's it! Show them no mercy! Don't stop even if they are begging on the ground! Plunge them to the deepest pits of despair! (Shrieks then laughs maniacally)

Suwako: What's going on with you two?

Hi! First of all thank you for reading this chapter...

Really took me long time to post it since my imagination is limited... :P

Let's see, I thought of Team FNKS after I have written the Prologue of the story so yeah... Thinking of a team name took me a lot of time...

Originally, I planned it to be Team SNKS (Sunkiss = Scarlet, Nue, Koishi, Suwako)...

Good thing I run a search for it's meaning... It's... Not the nicest word to use apparently... D:

Anywayz, for all of you I am not new here... I lurked here longer before I started to post my first work...

Though I am not really fond of leaving reviews or comments... Since I really have nothing to advise either...

Lastly, as I wrote earlier, I am currently running out of idea what to write in this fic (like it was 2 months late when I originally planned to post it)...

I already wrote a few chapters ahead but... Hmmm... Updates might slow down (heads up everyone!)...

So yeah... Stay safe everyone!