100 Things Max Would Never Let Us Do

by thenomnomkitty

If Max suddenly slacked off in her leaderness, what would happen to the Flock? Join Fang, Iggy, Dylan, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel, as they push the limits of Max's patience. T for mild language and situations, and who knows what my mind will churn out?

2. Chapter 2

100 Things Max Would Never Let Us Do.

11. Max would never let us sunbathe in a volcano.

"I'm not so sure about this..." Gazzy peered over the lip of the volcano.

"Relax, Gazzy!" Nudge laughed as she flew ten feet below. "It's great for your pores!"

The Gasman shrugged, before jumping in.

12. Max would never let us put Iggy and Angel on Wheel of Fortune as a team.

"A?" Iggy and Angel chorused together. Thirteen spaces lit up.

13. Max would never let us auction off Fang's hair as Jackie Chan's.

"This is a freaking GOLDMINE!" Dylan exclaimed as he watched figures flash by on eBay.

"How much?" Fang demanded as he clipped off another too-long lock.

"Three thousand!" Gazzy exclaimed. "In FIVE MINUTES!"

14. Max would never let us chug toothpaste.

"CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!" The Flock cheered as Dylan pushed the tube's contents into his mouth.

"I'm not feeling so-" Dylan abruptly vomited all over the bathroom floor, and, most unfortunately, the Flock's feet.

"Gross!" Nudge exclaimed, jumping up.

15. Max would never let us let Iggy drive.

"This. Is. AWESOME!" Iggy exclaimed as he pulled another hairpin U-turn.

"Why?" Gazzy moaned as he held onto the seatbelt for dear life. The others had already flown home, but Gazzy had been determined to stick it through.

"Hey, it was YOUR idea!" Iggy yelled over his shoulder.

16. Max would never let us ride inside a washing machine.

"WHEEE!" Angel laughed from inside the washing machine.

"Oh. My. God. Who put Angel in the washing machine?" Max screamed at the top of her lungs as she glared accusingly at Fang and Iggy.

"Sorry." Iggy shrugged.

17. Max would never let us create the largest nuclear bomb in history inside Dr Martinez'.

Max watched her mother's house go up in a ball of flame, like, FOOM.

"I probably should have stopped them, but that was one hell of a mushroom cloud."

18. Max would never let us become casino magicians.

"Uh, Fang, I think the saw is actually cutting me..." Angel whispered out of the corner of her mouth as she smiled merrily at the audience in the casino.

"Relax, Ange. I re- ohs—tIforgotsomething." Fang grinned from underneath his top hat.

19. Max would never let us become international pop stars.

"Will you cut that noise out?" Max bellowed at the six people singing –rather badly, may I add— in the living room.

"But, MAAAAAX!" Nudge and Angel whined. "We're INTERNATIONAL POP STARS!"

"Yeah, yeah." Max sighed. "Do you have any earplugs?"

20. Max would never let us joust with chairs.

"YAAAAH!" Iggy and Fang cried as they ran at each other from behind chairs.

As they crashed together, Nudge, Gazzy, Angel, and Dylan cheered.

Max didn't even bother by this point.

A/N: Anyone have suggestions? My cousins 'Your Face' 'Microwave Popcorn' and 'Ninja Jedi Squirrel' helped again. Thanks to the two people who have reviewed so far. Although, IT IS NOT REALLY MY IDEA. It's Taylur's. She's an amazing writer. Go follow her.