Stalker and Crazy Dad:
"Are you serious," snapped Silverpaw. "This is like the third time today you've tried to put me in a car. Go away!"
"Damn you Silverpaw! How do you always know when it's me?" yowled Flamepaw. "I put tint on my windows and changed the paint and number plate each time!"
"Ugh, I'm smart enough to know that if my dad's stupid Subaru isn't there, then I should get the hell out of there. Simple. Unless you had a car identical to my Dad's, I'd beat you up."
"Hmm… exactly the same car," muttered Flamepaw, rolling the window up.
"Goodbye, nice knowing you," muttered Silverpaw, and slammed the car door shut in his face.
"Ow, did you have to be that literal? I think you just broke my nose!"
"Too bad. Get lost! Stalker…"
Silverpaw leapt over the ferns that concealed her own secret way to the RiverClan camp. Crookedstar was waiting for her.
"Mamma mi, my girl, what you been doing?"
"Nothing…"
"Explain why there is spaghetti on your head!"
"Oh this, it's just…"
"Your IPod? Beautiful! Marvelous! Exquisite!"
"Um, thanks Dad, gotta go."
I think I prefer talking to Flamepaw the stalker