A Long Time Coming
Disclaimer: WE DON'T OWN THESE!! We can't stress this enough cause if we did, there'd be a lot more sex in these movies!!!
A/N: Yeah we're in a writing mood so yeah. By the way, we saw Ned Kelly today omg how sad!!! Ok we're babbling, we'll stop!!!!
Nation got redressed and made her way into the studio. When she arrived, she saw Cosmo, talking to Ricky. She turned away to find Ansalong. Instead she found Ralph and Macy. Oh Joy.
'Oh hi Nation!' Macy said enthusiastically. Nation smiled back and as she walked away, she groaned inwardly. 'I bet the peroxide's getting to her brain' she thought to herself. Macy followed her, 'Oh do you like my new lipstick?' she asked airily, 'It's deep plum. It's been imported from Taiwan. I think it's like so me. What do you think?'
Nation smiled thinly, 'Yeah it's great' she said dryly, 'Can you excuse me for a moment?'
'Yeah sure' she said giving her a phony smile and went back over to Ralph.
Nation approached Ansalong who was getting coffee. She smiled, 'Did you have another run in with Macy the studio slut?'
'Oh don't remind me.' Nation groaned.
'What did she have to say this time, if anything?' Ansalong asked.
'Oh some new lipstick she'd got imported from Taiwan,' said Nation dismissively, 'I don't see what's so special, everything's imported from Taiwan.'
Ansalong laughed while sipping her coffee, 'I wonder if she knows that Ralph's sleeping with that Francine, one of the scary cheerleaders.'
'Really?' asked Nation in awe.
'Yeah' said Ansalong smugly, 'I saw them last night, sucking the lips off each other.'
'She's a bit young isn't she?' asked Nation, 'Is that even legal?'
'Like that's gonna stop Ralph,' said Ansalong, 'But that didn't stop you either now did it?' Ansalong joked.
Nation pulled a face at her, 'Oh ha, ha.'
Just then, Ricky and Cosmo came over for coffee. Ansalong greeted Ricky with a kiss but Cosmo and Nation pretended like the other didn't exist.
Ricky gave them a funny look but decided not to say anything. Ansalong whispered, 'I'll tell you later,' into his ear. He gave her a small smile of understanding and removed his arms from around her.
'Come on everyone let's get to work!' called Ted the floor manager, 'Betty, Oliver, you're up! Someone get the door! Places everyone.'
The doors opened and the audience ran in to take their seats, Once everyone was seated, the Denton Dossier began.
'Hi everyone' welcomed Betty, 'I'm Betty Hapschatt and this is my co- anchor, Judge Oliver Wright.'
'Hello Betty' he greeted her, 'And hello Denton. What have you got planned for us today Betty?'
'Well Judge Wright,' she said, 'Let's get straight into it. A few months ago, reports were made about a UFO sighting over Denton. What are you thoughts on the matter?'
'Well Betty' said Judge Wright, 'I do believe that it's most probably a figment of their imaginations. People may have their suspicions about other life forms before but most of the reporters are drunks or are on some form of exotic substance. I don't think Denton has anything to worry about here.'
'Thanks Judge Wright,' she said brightly, 'And now, for a commercial break.'
'Hi kids' said Ralph in voiceover, 'Are you getting the nutrition you need? Well maybe you should eat Cornflakes. They're full of the daily nutrition you need. I know I eat mine every morning.'
'I bet it's not the only thing he eats,' muttered Betty, disgusted.
Judge Wright sniggered, 'Do I detect a hint of jealousy?' he asked.
'Hardly' Betty replied brusquely, 'I wouldn't want Ralph's lips anywhere near part of my anatomy ever again.'
Judge Wright sniggered once more.
****
Meanwhile, on the set for Dentonvale, things were getting pretty hostile between Cosmo and Nation. 'Look, I know you guys had an argument and I don't want to know what about.' Said Ted the floor manager, 'But things aren't gonna be very easy if you guys are at each other's throats all day. It's hard enough with the new sponsor coming in and everything. So just, try to act professional in front of the cameras Ok?'
'Fine' they both said meanwhile both thinking, 'I didn't go to medical school to put up with this shit.'
'Alright people five minutes to air.' Said Ted.
After five minutes of awkwardness, the show began.
'Hi everyone and welcome to Dentonvale with Dr Cosmo and Nation McKinley.' Said an announcer.
Disclaimer: WE DON'T OWN THESE!! We can't stress this enough cause if we did, there'd be a lot more sex in these movies!!!
A/N: Yeah we're in a writing mood so yeah. By the way, we saw Ned Kelly today omg how sad!!! Ok we're babbling, we'll stop!!!!
Nation got redressed and made her way into the studio. When she arrived, she saw Cosmo, talking to Ricky. She turned away to find Ansalong. Instead she found Ralph and Macy. Oh Joy.
'Oh hi Nation!' Macy said enthusiastically. Nation smiled back and as she walked away, she groaned inwardly. 'I bet the peroxide's getting to her brain' she thought to herself. Macy followed her, 'Oh do you like my new lipstick?' she asked airily, 'It's deep plum. It's been imported from Taiwan. I think it's like so me. What do you think?'
Nation smiled thinly, 'Yeah it's great' she said dryly, 'Can you excuse me for a moment?'
'Yeah sure' she said giving her a phony smile and went back over to Ralph.
Nation approached Ansalong who was getting coffee. She smiled, 'Did you have another run in with Macy the studio slut?'
'Oh don't remind me.' Nation groaned.
'What did she have to say this time, if anything?' Ansalong asked.
'Oh some new lipstick she'd got imported from Taiwan,' said Nation dismissively, 'I don't see what's so special, everything's imported from Taiwan.'
Ansalong laughed while sipping her coffee, 'I wonder if she knows that Ralph's sleeping with that Francine, one of the scary cheerleaders.'
'Really?' asked Nation in awe.
'Yeah' said Ansalong smugly, 'I saw them last night, sucking the lips off each other.'
'She's a bit young isn't she?' asked Nation, 'Is that even legal?'
'Like that's gonna stop Ralph,' said Ansalong, 'But that didn't stop you either now did it?' Ansalong joked.
Nation pulled a face at her, 'Oh ha, ha.'
Just then, Ricky and Cosmo came over for coffee. Ansalong greeted Ricky with a kiss but Cosmo and Nation pretended like the other didn't exist.
Ricky gave them a funny look but decided not to say anything. Ansalong whispered, 'I'll tell you later,' into his ear. He gave her a small smile of understanding and removed his arms from around her.
'Come on everyone let's get to work!' called Ted the floor manager, 'Betty, Oliver, you're up! Someone get the door! Places everyone.'
The doors opened and the audience ran in to take their seats, Once everyone was seated, the Denton Dossier began.
'Hi everyone' welcomed Betty, 'I'm Betty Hapschatt and this is my co- anchor, Judge Oliver Wright.'
'Hello Betty' he greeted her, 'And hello Denton. What have you got planned for us today Betty?'
'Well Judge Wright,' she said, 'Let's get straight into it. A few months ago, reports were made about a UFO sighting over Denton. What are you thoughts on the matter?'
'Well Betty' said Judge Wright, 'I do believe that it's most probably a figment of their imaginations. People may have their suspicions about other life forms before but most of the reporters are drunks or are on some form of exotic substance. I don't think Denton has anything to worry about here.'
'Thanks Judge Wright,' she said brightly, 'And now, for a commercial break.'
'Hi kids' said Ralph in voiceover, 'Are you getting the nutrition you need? Well maybe you should eat Cornflakes. They're full of the daily nutrition you need. I know I eat mine every morning.'
'I bet it's not the only thing he eats,' muttered Betty, disgusted.
Judge Wright sniggered, 'Do I detect a hint of jealousy?' he asked.
'Hardly' Betty replied brusquely, 'I wouldn't want Ralph's lips anywhere near part of my anatomy ever again.'
Judge Wright sniggered once more.
****
Meanwhile, on the set for Dentonvale, things were getting pretty hostile between Cosmo and Nation. 'Look, I know you guys had an argument and I don't want to know what about.' Said Ted the floor manager, 'But things aren't gonna be very easy if you guys are at each other's throats all day. It's hard enough with the new sponsor coming in and everything. So just, try to act professional in front of the cameras Ok?'
'Fine' they both said meanwhile both thinking, 'I didn't go to medical school to put up with this shit.'
'Alright people five minutes to air.' Said Ted.
After five minutes of awkwardness, the show began.
'Hi everyone and welcome to Dentonvale with Dr Cosmo and Nation McKinley.' Said an announcer.