Kino: Yeah! ...I'm bored. Anyway, this whole thing is written in the third person limited. These chapters will be small but they will be funny! 115 Ways to Annoy the Turaga The First way to Annoy the Turaga
Takua was bored. So, bored, in fact, he did not know what to do. He looked outside, with his bored eyes glazed over, and saw inspiration.
There, outside, standing in the blistering heat, was Turaga Vakama.
It had been a long while since Takua had pulled a prank on the Koro's leader. It was due time for something to come along.
So, he sat... and sat... and sat and sat for several hours, trying to devise a plan to annoy the stubborn old one. But, alas, no idea sprung into the Matoran's head.
"I've got to think of something!" he muttered.
"Takua, what are you doing?" Jaller asked, watching his friend.
"I'm trying to think of a good prank to pull on Turaga Vakama. Trouble is, I've done every possible thing!"
"You know, you keep on doing that and you'll probably get yourself fired."
"Fired?" The little light bulb inside his head clicked on.
"Yes, fired."
"Thanks, Jaller, you're a genius."
"I know I am. Wait. Damnit! I gave that idiot an idea!"
Takua waited in the shadows for Ta-Koro's Turaga to pass by. His blue Pakari peeked out from the side of the hut. Several Ta-Matoran looked at their friend and shook their heads. They knew Takua was up to something.
When the blue-masked Matoran heard Turaga Vakama's voice, he leapt, ungracefully, from the shadows of the hut.
"You!" Takua said.
"Yes, Takua, what do you want?" Vakama asked, leaning on his Firestaff. "I am quite busy right now."
"You're fi—"
"Turaga!" Jaller said, running up. "Something's attacking the gates!"
"Well, send the Guard, Captain!" the Turaga ordered.
"Yes, sir!"
Takua was interrupted several times in his prank, mainly by Jaller. He was becoming quite irritated that his prank would not be fully played out.
So, he sat by the Toa Suva and sighed heavily. Many passing Matoran looked at him and shook their head.
It was the Toa Nuva of Fire who spoke to him first.
"How's that prank coming along?" Tahu asked.
"Not so good. I wish there weren't any interruptions." Takua sighed.
"You know, Turaga Vakama is in his hut and Jaller is taking inventory."
"Why are you helping me?"
"I'm thoroughly bored. I figured you could entertain me with a prank."
"Thanks, Toa Tahu!"
"Toa Tahu Nuva!"
Takua found the Turaga where he had been told he would be, in his hut.
Vakama smiled and waved at him. He was oblivious to Takua's prank. Smirking, he waved back and entered.
"Turaga," he said, "there's something I've been trying to tell you all day. Unfortunately, I was always interrupted by someone, (cough)Jaller(cough), and I never got to tell you. So anyway, I've been trying to tell you, you're fired!"
Takua waited several minutes before the Turaga even replied.
"Hm? Oh, Takua," the Koro's elder said, "did you say something? I had earplugs in my ears."
Takua sighed. "No, Turaga, I was just saying how awesome you are."
Kino: So, Takua's prank, I guess you can call it, didn't work out. It's a lame prank do read about, but it is so much fun to actually do. My roommate from college and I tried this on each other. Of course, we said it at the same time, so it was pretty funny. So, all I'm going to say to her is, you freaking rock, Wendy! Thank you to Foxyperv (nice name, btw), aaaaaaaaaaaaaa, LatayaLuna, and FightingFox for reviewing. Thanks to harveykaiba for adding it to their favorites. And to harveykaiba and Foxyperv for adding this to their alerts.