"I do not know Seiko... I do not think that is the right fertilizer for you to use," Leafos said, scratching the back of her head. Seiko, the gardener, looked down at the smelly bag of... well you know what fertilizer is.
"Lottie said it was a good batch though for me to use," Seiko said stubbornly, wrinkling her nose at the smell. Leafos held back a laugh.
"Yes... for buttercups and sunflowers. Yellow fertilizer is not going to work for bluebells," She said. Seiko blinked.
"Huh?"
"Yes. That is why there are different colors of fertilizer, for specific colors of plants," Leafos said a bit nervously. Seiko looked dumbfounded.
"Well I will be damned... wait, YOU MEAN LOTTIE FUCKING LIED TO ME?"
"Oh I knew you would be angry," Leafos said quietly as Seiko went on a rampage of various words (ones that would make you wonder where the hell she heard them). Sprinkling was nearby, laughing hysterically. Water from her mask was dripping out of the top as her head swung from side to side.
"HAHAHA Seiko those are funny words you're saying!" Sprinkling said, turning around to continue watering the snap dragons as something caught her eye.
The blue-eyed helper looked up, seeing Pester walking towards the garden with a few of his Ruffians. Only something was different about him. She turned to Seiko.
"Seiko, Pester is coming, and he has a couple of Ruff-whatever's with him!" Sprinkling exclaimed, pointing over at the professor. Seiko turned her head, as well as Leafos, both eyes widening at the sight.
Pester was not wearing his mask, his freakish eyes now a glazed-over white. His skin was all old and dead looking, and it hanged over to the side as if he had no support for it. The Ruffian's around him- and there were about 15 of them -all looked to same way, though some were missing part of their arms and they still had their masks on. They were all groaning, gurgling choking noises croaking out periodically.
"Is he sick or something?" Seiko asked, not exactly in the mood for one of Pester's bribery. Of coarse, if this was one of those things, then why would he need so many Ruffians?
"Seiko, maybe we should run or something. Pester would not have so many of his minions with him if this was a normal business..." Leafos said in a worried tone. Seiko nodded, starting to back away when Sprinkling started to laugh loudly again.
"OH MY GOD HE LOOKS FUNNY!" Sprinkling shouted, running up to Pester. Seiko grit her teeth for a second.
"SPRINKLING GET AWAY FROM HIM! GET BACK OVER-"
"It's no use Seiko. She is hopeless," Leafos said, trying to pull her cousin away. The gardener did not want to move quite yet- she wanted to wait until Sprinkling was going to run with her.
Of coarse the idiot was not going too.
"PESTER! You look dead! Are you on drugs? You look like you are on drugs," Sprinkling rambled as she skipped up. The Ruffians groaned louder, and started to snap their massive jaws. Sprinkling stopped, since the Ruffians started to walk a bit faster, showing their sharp yellow teeth. She heard Seiko screaming her name behind her, but she did not move.
Are you guy hungry or something? You look hungry! And you need skin moisturizer! You look like a bunch of dead people- AH!" She screeched when one of the Ruffian's jaw snapped down on her leg. Seiko and Leafos shrieked.
"SEIKO RUN!" Leafos screamed as she started to high-tail it out of the garden. Seiko hesitated, her eyes widening in horror as Sprinkling screamed, her skin starting to turn a bit green as the ruffians, as well as Pester, continued to bite into her flesh. Should she help her...?
"WAIT FOR ME LEAFOS!" Seiko shrieked, taking off after the girl as Sprinkling's eye started to glaze over.
"Did you feel that?"
"Yes... I can feel it Sahari."
"He's kicking..." Sahari said in a half squeal, half whispering tone. Sparcticus nodded, smiling warmly as his hand felt over Sahari's stomach, where his child was being held. He felt the soft kicking of his son. It was only recently when Patch had told the happy couple the gender of their child.
"It's only a few more months now," Sahari said, her hand sliding over Sparcticus's. The Eskimo and the Desert girl had a loving moment of silence, their heads starting to drift about their new lives together as parents-
"HEY SPARCTICUS! HOLY MOOZIPAN IS THAT SAHARI? SHE LOOKS BIGGER THEN A FIZZLYBEAR!" A loud voice called over, destroying the beautiful silence they were sharing. Sahari's head snapped angrily to her right, seeing an idiotic Dustin, who had probably just bought himself a death wish. Sparcticus looked over too, his mask clearly showing his annoyance. Dustin didn't take any notice though, and he walked over with the goofy smile on his face.
"Sorry I hope I wasn't interrupting anything! I just wanted to ask if- AH!" Dustin screamed, his hangs darting down to grab his crotch. Sahari's foot came back to the ground, her face still annoyed.
"AH!... I think it went down a few inches..." Dustin said, tears forming in his eyes. Sahari gave him a nod, smirking a bit.
"Good."
"Did you want something?" Sparcticus asked. Dustin managed to look up, his hands still cupping his crotch.
"Yeah... Do you have a flower girl yet?" Sahari and Sparcticus both groaned. Not this again.
"Because how about instead of a flower girl, we have a flower boy," Dustin said, managing to stand up straight again, "I will grow the flowers and use the petals myself I SWEAR!"
"Dustin, we already told you," Sahari said in a loud voice, "WE ARE GOING TO HAVE ARFUR'S NIECE BE THE FLOWER GIRL!"
"Ugh you mean that weird little girl in the Flutterscotch costume?" Dustin pouted. Sparcticus nodded, folding his arms in.
"She's not weird, she's adorable and really sweet. She would also look better in a dress," Sparcticus added. Dustin frowned.
"I look GREAT in a dress thank you very much! Didn't you see my 'Dustina' dress? I looked HOT!"
"Sure. Whatever..." Sahari muttered, looking away. Dustin continued to whine to Sparcticus as her brown eyes looked around lazily. God, this boy wasn't going to stop until he got what he wanted.
"No Dustin, you can't be the best man either."
"DAMMIT! ... Then can I-"
"No, you can't be the maid of honor, or a bridesmaid."
"FUCK!" Dustin shouted loudly. Sparcticus sighed. Just a few more minutes of questioning and it will be over-
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Leafos shrieked in the distance. The three looked over, as well as many other villagers as they walked out of their buildings to see what was going on. Leafos came darting into the village, with Seiko right behind her screaming. The gardener ended up tripping over and falling on her face in the middle of the road, causing Leafos to finally fall right in her tracks and run back.
"Seiko, this is NOT the time for a nap! Get up right NOW!" Leafos shouted, yanking her right up. Seiko's head shot up, her chin covered with blood from when her chin scrapped the ground.
"I can't help it if a rock decides to trip me!" She shot back, her hand covering her chin. The two didn't realize the crowd that started to form around them until they turned to keep running.
"Whoa, what happened?" Maddie exclaimed, her blind eyes looking right at them, her arm wrapped around Willy's.
"Yeah, what the hell is with your screaming?" Sahari said, actually a bit grateful that it keeps her from having to talk to Dustin any longer. Leafos and Seiko looked at each other, silently asking each other how to explain this without sounding like a bunch of idiots. Then the two started to scream random gibberish, making crazy hand motions and everything. It took a few minutes before Arfur came up to slow the two down.
"Whoa whoa, chill out a second," Arfur said, patting the two teenagers on the head, "Just one at a time please."
"SPRINKLING'S DEAD!" Seiko randomly screamed out before breaking down into sobs. Everyone was quiet for a moment, especially Arfur.
"... You mean Sprinkling, or like just another one of the sprinklings-"
"SPRINKLING! RUFFIANS STARTED EATING HER!" Seiko sobbed. Everyone was silent for a second.
"... Ruffians eat people?" Dustin asked, being the first to break the silence. Leafos nodded, a hand on the crying gardener's shoulder.
"Yes! Pester and this band of Ruffians came down and started to eat Sprinkling," Leafos said, "We saw the whole thing!"
"Wait- Pester was there too?" Maxime asked, walking up. Her brows were raised- normally when she came to town, she didn't get to hear such stories- Well, Pester being in a garden wasn't much news, but the fact that he was eating a helper was pretty weird.
"Yes, and he wasn't wearing a mask!" Seiko paused, "... He was REALLY ugly."
"Wasn't he already?" Sahari asked.
"No- like it was BAD. He looked like some weird... um... well, just something you would find in a lake of toxic waste that had been ran over a hundred times and was a child of that weird Ke$ha person from the United States."
"... Ew." Sahari said, her nose wrinkling. Everyone else murmured in agreement, which was because you just really don't need to see that to believe it.
"... I like Ke$ha," Dustin said through the silence.
"Of course you do," Bart muttered. Leafos sighed in irritation.
"Are we just going to ignore this? Pester was eating someone-"
"My favorite song by her is defiantly 'We R Who We R'," Dustin continued, "It's truly a classic."
"Please Dustin. It's just a bunch of auto tune," Maddie muttered. Dustin huffed, crossing his arms at the statement. Leafos rolled her eyes.
"Please, if we can stop talking about Ke$ha-"
"It is NOT auto tune! Ke$ha is 100% real, not to mention she's totally HOT-"
PUNCH
"Dammit will you shut up for ONE FUCKING MINUTE AND LET HER TALK!" Seiko shouted as Dustin fell to the ground, her fist still sticking out. She turned to Leafos, who was staring at her with wide eyes as everyone took a step back.
"Seedos!" Dastardos growled, floating through his front door. Seedos jumped up at the voice, turning around. His seeds fell to the floor, scattering everywhere. The rag he was polishing them with fell to the floor slowly, since it was so light. Dastardos raised a brow at the site, then shook his head. He decided not to ask.
"D-Dastardos! You scared me," Seedos exclaimed, picking the rag up off of the Shellybean it landed on. The Shellybean let out a squeaking sound, slithering away as quickly as it could. Dastardos said nothing right away, and instead locked the door behind him, not that it would have been much use. The lock was still broken.
"Um... What are you doing?" Seedos asked as Dastardos started to shove random things in front of the door- a chair, a creaky table, a shellybean...
"Don't go outside," Dastardos said in a warning tone, "Help me push your bed in front of the door, will you?"
"What is-"
"Don't sit there and ask questions! Do as I say!"
"But what is-"
"Don't make me knock you into the middle of next week! Now get your ass over here!" Dastardos almost yelled. Seedos's purple eyes widened a bit, and he helped his ghostly brother without another word.
"But... that sounds SO stupid!" Lottie said, her brows furrowed in annoyance, "I'm sure Pester was just MESSING with you girls."
"I don't know mom. This doesn't sound like something that Pester would do on a daily basis," Maddie said before pausing for a moment, "By the way, did he rip Sprinkling's arm off?"
Seiko scratched the back of her head.
"... I don't know actually."
"How do you not know? You were right there, weren't you?"
"No- I just ran away as the Ruffian's started to bite her."
"So you left your worker behind when she was getting attacked?" Sparcticus asked, brows raised. Seiko let out a nervous laugh.
"Um... Yeah."
"Damn... I really wouldn't want to work for you," Sahari chimed in before Sparcticus could say anything. Everyone was quiet for a moment until there was loud screaming.
"HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!"
"DANNY I CAN'T BELIEVE WE JUST DID THAT!" Doug's voice screeched in the distance. The villagers were turning their heads to the screaming in the distance. Doug was the first one to appear, waving his pick-ax around in the air. You could clearly see that something was on the tool, but with the way he was waving it you couldn't quite tell what it was. Doug soon tripped over his feet, face-planting into the ground as Danny came into sight. The other diggerling twin was screaming louder then his brother, and he was carrying Sprinkling over his shoulder. Everyone could tell from a distance that all three of them were covered in blood.
"QUICK! WERE'S PATCH? PLEASE TELL ME HE'S HERE!" Danny shouted, skidding to a stop in front of the crowd. His eyes were wide and his pupils were extremely dilated. He was covered in deep cuts and bites, and his exposed skin was turning very grey with a hint of green.
"No he's not here- What the heck happened to you guys anyway?" Arfur asked, helping Doug get Sprinkling off of his shoulder. They laid the poor helper out, and everyone gasped at the sight. The bites on her were much deeper, blood seeping through them quickly. Her skin looked like it was dead, both green and grey colored. Half of her mask was gone, the skin ripped on it a little. Her eyes were glazed over and half closed, and she was making an awful sounding moan. Some parts of her body were missing skin too. Doug stood up, spitting out a bunch of dirt.
"Well, after we came out of the mine, we saw Seiko and Leafos running out of the garden as fast as they could. They were screaming REALLY loud, and we had NO idea what was going on until we looked over and saw a bunch of Ruffian's biting Sprinkling. Danny started to panic, so then I ran over and started to shove them off, when I saw Pester! Man, was he UGLY-"
"Yes I already went over that with them," Seiko cut in, "Just tell the rest of the story Doug."
"Oh Okay! So then after Pester came up, he bit me, and then I yelled "OW" really loud! That was when Danny stopped acting like such a pansy and finally came over and tried to help, and MAN that's when you start to realize how sharp the Ruffian's teeth are-"
"DOUG! Just finish the freaking story!"
"Okay Okay! Christ Seiko... So then after we pulled Sprinkling away, Pester grabbed Doug and started to bite into his shoulder, so then I picked up my pic-ax and hit him in the head with it- And look! I got a prize from it!" Doug said happily, holding up his tool. On it, was Pester's head, causing everyone to scream.
"OH MY GOD! You took off his head?" Maxime and Dustin screamed at the same time. Then Dustin gasped, turning to her.
"Oh my God, we said that at the same time," He cooed, "We are made for-"
"You know, there is a much more serious situation going on at the moment Dustin. Do you not see the disgusting severed head Doug has?"
"And it's really HEAVY!" Doug chimed in, holding it out closer to the crowd, making them all step back. The tool went right through the head, part of the brain hanging on the other side of it. One of the eyes was hanging out of the socket, and some of the throat was hanging down from the bottom, dripping the remaining blood that was still inside the head. The skin was ripped, looking much more rotted then it did before. A lot of people gagged.
"Oh my God- you took Pester's head off?" Bart said in disgusted, taking a few steps back as Willy puked. Maddie was the only one who wasn't disgusted by it.
"... Man I wish I could see it," She said in a disappointed tone as some other person puked.
"Oh that is revolting," Leafos whispered, turning her and Seiko's head away from the sight. Danny glared over at Doug.
"Doug, quit showing that off! Do you want them to call the police?"
"But it's Pester! They won't care!"
"You will be charged with manslaughter! No matter who it is you kill, you go to PRISON!"
"NO! I don't wanna go to prison!"
"What in the world is going on here?" Another voice said, someone pushing his way to the front, "Why is there a crowd, and why does it smell like puke?"
"Doug killed Pester, Eddie! He has his head to prove it," Dustin called out. Eddie's purple brow raised a bit, and he made the mistake of looking over. Doug smiled like an idiot, holding the head back up before he accidentally dropped it.
"Ew it split open! Gross... Hey, are you okay Eddie? You look like you're about to faint,"
Sorry it's been a while since I updated! I have been really busy with school work... but Spring break is here, and I will be working hard to catch up on all my stories :D I hope the length of this chapter was enough to make up for it, and sorry if you like Ke$ha! But I only like singers who use talent and not auto tune :P
Please review~