Chapter 2:
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The last time: Aizen smirked, almost gleeful like a little child again.
Tomorrow...
All hell will break loose.
Aizen slept on blissfully, unaware of the chaos that would soon invade Hueco Mundo. Yet, he somehow knew it would happen one day, which was why his room was oh-so-conveniently soundproofed.
The espada slept on, each of them unaware that at that very moment, some of their fraccion had been recruited by Gin and Ichigo. They were unaware of the horror that would soon plague them...
Gin smirked. Ichigo smirked. And stared down at their masterpiece. Ichigo had used one of Mayuri's experiments to give Tosen his eyesight back. While Ichigo had been busy healing those eyes, Gin had not been idle. Tosen's braids that he had been so proud of were now undone- and now in two pigtails, one on each side of his head. His glasses were gone and had been replaced by heart-shaped lenses and pink frames. His zanpakuto had been dipped into pink paint. His clothes were removed, replaced with a bright, flowery summer dress, complete with spaghetti straps. Shoes were replaced with more feminine boots -Ichigo had decided to give Tosen some mercy, or it would have been heels- and a few pictures were taken before Ichigo decided something was missing. Smirking, Ichigo applied lipstick and blusher to Tosen's face before continuing to take more pictures as blackmail material. Snickering to themselves, they high-tailed it out of there and barricaded themselves in Ichigo's suite next to Aizen's. They couldn't wait for the fun to start.
The sugar in the milkshakes had kept both pranksters up the entire night and thus they had plenty of time to split up and make preparations in all the espada's rooms, of course with a little help from certain fraccion... (A/N ooh the fun I'm having... I hate Tosen.)
With Tosen:
One Tosen Kaname had been sleeping happily in his bed trying to enjoy the last bit of peace he would be having for a while until one Kurosaki Ichigo decided he had enough fun pranking people and went back to the Human World. Sadly, his wish would not be granted. As the light from the artificial sun shone into his sensitive eyes, he groaned and snuggled closer into his soft pillow to try and get more sleep. Wait. Since when could he see? Sitting up in bed with his eyes wide, Tosen took in his surroundings. HE. COULD. SEE! Not even noticing what he was wearing, Tosen ran out of his room towards the throne room where he would tell Aizen-sama about the miracle that just occurred.
Upon entering the throne room, he went straight to Aizen's side, not noticing the espada's glances at him. He continued to ramble on about how his eyesight had returned and what a miracle it was. It seemed to Tosen that the Spirit King now favored them seeing as he had seen fit to restore Tosen's eyesight. Justice was theirs, Tosen continued to ramble on. The poor guy was so ecstatic that he never registered the choking sounds coming from the espada or Gin and Ichigo's snickering. So caught up in his ranting, he did not even realize that Aizen was trying to suppress his laughter. Still snickering at his nephew's prank, Aizen decided to take pity on his (idiotic) subordinate and coughed lightly into his hand, mentally still laughing away.
"Kaname." *coughchokecough* Please, do take a look in the mirror, " Aizen said as calmly as possible, trying to keep he laughter in. Tosen, still looking ecstatic over his regained sight, now started to look confused but knew not to question his superior's orders. He made his way to a full length mirror in a random closet and almost suffered a cardiac arrest.
When Tosen had left the room, the entire room had dissolved into laughter. Gin and Ichigo were shaking hands and congratulating each other on the success of the prank. Aizen had had enough and finally let the laughter out, shaking uncontrollably as he did so. Upon hearing a loud thud, they only laughed even more. The espada stared wide- eyed, but started to laugh. They never liked the man, and seeing him that way was priceless. They would never forget the day. However, what they failed to realize was that whatever happened to Tosen could just as easily happen to them. (A/N: mwahahahaha...)
With Tosen:
Walking to the full length mirror in the hallway, he wondered what was going on. When he saw his own image in the mirror, however, he could not help but stop and stare. He was quite certain that he, a male, was NOT supposed to look like that. In horror, he stared at the figure in the mirror. Was that... that thing supposed to look like HIM? It couldn't be... No... "GAH! I'd rather be blind!" wailed Tosen as he took in the grotesque image in the mirror. Dark skin and a chiseled chest showed, a low neckline revealing too much skin. Strong muscled legs were seen through a short dress that stopped mid-thigh. His hair, once braided, was now tied up in two pigtails at each side of his head, and the pink ribbons with flowered decorations held the ponytails firmly ( Ichigo and Gin had glued them on tightly) and a fuzzy pink hair band completed the hairdo, along with pink bunny ears sat upon his head- having also been glued on. He wore a spaghetti strapped mini-dress that was decorated with pink flowers and had a "I love Barney" in a large purple heart in the middle of the chest area. He wore pink ankle boots that had 1 inch heels and flowers that hid the zip. A delicate pink bracelet sat on his thick wrist, and a fuzzy pink collar sat snugly around his neck. On his face, his cheeks were dusted pink and his lips were painted red (A/N: *pukes*). The sunglasses he had been so proud of were replaced with heart-shaped lenses and pink frames. Tosen screamed silently in abject horror as he took in the horrifying image. Kurosaki-sama and Gin had certainly been busy... Tosen though glumly, feeling very miserable. He couldn't take it any more... He fainted. THUD. (A/N: I loved writing this paragraph the most. I myself hate Tosen, so if I want to make anyone suffer, it'll definitely be him first. haha... sorry to all Tosen fans out there!)
From the throne room, Ichigo and Gin had heard the loud thud and laughed even more. Tosen had fainted, it seemed. Passing a copy I'd the blackmail photos to Aizen, they headed off for Ichigo's suite, both having identical mischievous looks on their faces.
The espada had seemed not to realize that that loud be the next victims of the pranksters and continued laughing, but Aizen only stared at them with pity. He really hoped they would live through it.
Tomorrow...
The Espada would learn to fear Kurosaki Ichigo...
And to dread his boredom.
-End.
A/N: Did all of ya enjoy this chapter? I sure enjoyed writing it. Bwahahahaha. I'll start typing out chapter 3 soon, please be patient! And please do review, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! Remember... REVIEW!
