Thanks for the huge response on the first chapter! As per request I have brought you a lemon.

A few of you asked why Orochimaru was with the rest of the dead shinobi. Here is why: they are in the afterlife. There is no hell or heaven in my version of the 'shinobi afterlife.' It just is. Also…once there, each shinobi reverts to their appearance when they were around 25 years of age. Hope that cleared up some confusion.

ATTENTION: Lemon put back


~~Meddlesome Jutsu~~

"Whoa, teme!" Naruto cried out as his dirt stained orange pants were briskly removed in one ardent tug.

Sasuke growled from low in his throat as he flung the bothersome trousers over his shoulder. Eyes hungrily consuming the shapely thighs while his fingers worked on eliminating a pair of troublesome boxers. Pupils dilated, he feasted upon the truly remarkable sight.

"Gah!" Naruto screeched, hands clamping over his aroused manhood in efforts of shielding himself from the Uchiha's animalistic gaze. Shit…why was his dick standing up again? And of all times now! "Damn it," Naruto tried to push Sasuke off himself with his leg.

One goal in mind: hide himself from those all seeing eyes.

The Uchiha grunted, grabbing Naruto's wrists and pulling them away from the object of his current obsession.

"I-I don't k-know why it's doing t-that!" Naruto babbled, embarrassed and thoroughly flushed from head to toe. "It's o-only happened t-twice before!"

Sasuke stilled. Eyebrow quirking upwards as he studied the red faced shinobi. "What do you mean?"

Naruto squirmed on the earthy floor, cerulean eyes focused determinedly on the few blades of grass that had survived their previous stomping during the battle.

"It." Naruto grumbled, "Standing up like that."

A smirk grazed the contours of Sasuke's face as the older shinobi leaned down slightly and took the hardened length into his hand, giving it a gentle squeeze. "You mean this?"

Naruto's eyes nearly rolled into the back of his head as Sasuke's fingers ran across his heated member. The adam's apple in his throat bobbed as he forced himself to swallow. "Y-yeah."

"Naruto."

"What?"

Sasuke let his fingers trail down the sun kissed thighs while his eyes demanded attention from the blushing blonde. "When your cock gets hard and hot it mean you're ready."

"Ready for what?"

"To get fucked."

:::

"Get Hiashi Hyuuga here immediately!" Tsunade bellowed from atop her summoned slug.

Shizune's red face turned upwards to gaze at the Hokage somewhat questioningly. "Lady Tsunade?"

"What is it?" The thin lipped woman said once two of the ANBU disappeared to bring the aforementioned Hyuuga to her.

"Don't you think we should just…wait?"

"This might be a trap," Tsunade growled, arms crossed and brows furrowed. "Sasuke isn't an opponent we should take lightly. Assume the worst in order to be prepared."

Nodding her head somewhat slowly, Shizune turned her attention back at the crackling black flames of Amaterasu. Wondering if indeed the Uchiha had some sort of trick up his sleeve.

:::

"You are such a moron," Sasuke mumbled as he flung his pants to lie alongside Naruto's discarded ones.

Naruto blustered, "Well excuse me for not being a complete and utter pervert! How was I supposed to know that this is what Jiraiya meant by boner! They should have named it differently! Not my fault I was expecting my bone to pop out of my skin like Kimimaro's had!"

Blue eyes widened into saucer-like plates as he witnessed the Uchiha's boxers slide down a pair of shapely calves.

Open mouthed he stared at the extremely large and thick cock standing at attention between Sasuke's legs. "Y-you've got a big boner."

Sasuke smirked. "I know."

:::

"I do not see how this is the least bit necessary!" Neji proclaimed while he activated his Byakugan. Then he turned his head to stare ahead at the black flames of Amaterasu, face red with embarrassment.

"We have to take everything into consideration," Kakashi said evenly, arms crossed over his chest. "Though I am pretty confident in the fact that Sasuke isn't going to kill him. Tsunade still wants constant surveillance in case this does end up being some sort of trap."

Sakura glanced at the slug sitting comfortably on her sensei's shoulder and sighed.

"Wow," Hinata whispered as she stared at the black flames, Byakugan activated.

Neji paled and grabbed for his younger cousin, "Hinata!"

"S-sorry."

:::

Naruto was trying desperately not to cry out as Sasuke suckled his neck while two ivory skinned hands worked his nether regions, turning him into a sticky malleable mess. He could feel something leaking from his dickhead and wondered what the hell it could be. Sasuke didn't seem to be all that curious about it. In fact he was using that warm, sticky liquid as a lubricant. Trailing the stuff over his length with one hand while the other was busy squeezing and massaging his swollen balls.

Another moan rumbled from his mouth as Sasuke's fingers pressed into the underside of his head, one digit rubbing hard against his slit. His back arched off the ground upon feeling another squeeze.

"You like that. Don't you, dobe?" Sasuke murmured into his ear before letting his tongue flick against a soft earlobe. Incoherent words tumbled from the blonde's mouth making Sasuke only double his efforts. He needed Naruto to cum at least once before he'd be able to fuck him good.

Cum was an excellent lubricant and would look wonderful smeared alongside that tight hole he so hungrily desired to fill. Just the single thought of being inside the blonde made his insides tighten with desire. Grunting he lifted his mouth and crashed it down on Naruto's lips in a mind numbing kiss.

:::

"They are now kissing," Hiashi said, cheeks slightly tinged red.

Tsunade nodded. "Anything else?"

The leader of the Hyuuga clan flushed scarlet. Surely the Hokage didn't mean for him to give her all the details? It was uncomfortable as it was staring at such a display, let alone narrating it!

"U-uh…"

"Details, Hiashi! Is the Uchiha forming hand signs? Does he have his sharingan in place? I need to know what's going on!"

Hiashi blinked, trying to keep his face blank. "His hands are…occupied."

Tsunade narrowed her eyes at the shifting Hyuuga clan leader. "With what?"

"Naruto's…genitalia."

"Oh."

:::

"Ahh," Naruto moaned, bucking his hips into Sasuke's fist while tangling his tongue with his equivalent. It felt so good. The friction, the pressure, the scorching heat weaving through his chakra channels like a slithering snake. He couldn't get enough of it. Sasuke's hands were simply made of gold.

"You will cum for me," Sasuke panted after pulling away from the kiss. Gliding down the already sweat glimmered body, the Uchiha parted his lips and engulfed the throbbing head into his mouth, pressing his tongue to the most sensitive part of Naruto's whole body.

With a loud yell of pleasure Naruto sat straight up, eyes nearly bulging out as his whole body reveled in the shocks and spasms of his orgasm.

:::

Kiba sat atop Akamaru, mouth wide open in shock.

"Please repeat that, Neji?" Sakura said hoarsely.

"Never."

Sai shrugged his shoulders, having long since come down from soaring through the clouds. "Sasuke jut put Naruto's di—"

"AHHH! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Kiba clamped his hands over his ears and squeezed his eyes shut. "I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

:::

Naruto collapsed onto the grass, arms spread as his breathing tried to even out. That had been the most intense feeling he had ever had. Absolutely mind blowing.

Sasuke however, was nowhere near done. Parting Naruto's legs further, he gathered all the sticky fluid and began to rub it downwards. His hands trembled with anticipation as he worked.

"Nngh," Naruto shifted, feeling the other shinobi's fingers press against his hole. "What are you doing?"

"What are you doing?"

"Preparing you."

"For what?" Naruto asked dubiously, blue eyes losing a little bit of their lusty glaze.

"Penetration."

"Huh?"

Sasuke growled, "It will hurt a hundred times less if you're already slick when I enter you."

Naruto leaned against his elbows and hoisted himself up slightly. Eyes centering on the leaking cock connected to Sasuke's eager body. "FUCK NO!"

"What?" Sasuke stopped what he was doing, slightly surprised by the outburst. "What do you mean 'fuck no?'"

"That thing," Naruto pointed at Sasuke's dick with a shaky finger, "Is NOT going in me. Are you insane? Things don't go in there! They only come out!"

Rolling his eyes, Sasuke returned to his earlier labor of prepping Naruto's ass. "Your point?"

"That is NOT going in."

"Hn."

Before Naruto could voice any more protests Sasuke pushed his finger through the puckered hole and aimed it directly at a particular gland.

Precision courtesy of his swirling sharingan.

"Ahhhhhh—nngh!" Naruto jerked, eyes squeezing at the unexpected wave of pleasure. "Fuck…what was that?"

Sasuke smirked, watching as Naruto's eyes slowly opened to gaze at him in wonder. "Me. Penetrating you."

"Teme," Naruto gasped before licking his lips. "Do that again."

"I fully intended to."

:::

"Gaara," Temari shifted uncomfortably as she looked up at her brother. "Do you think that scream…was…you know…"

Face matching his hair, Gaara uncrossed his arms and blinked. Twice. "Yeah."

"Right." Temari robotically pivoted her head forwards and stood rigidly in her spot, skin the shade of the sky at Suna sunset.

:::

Sasuke thrust his fingers in and out of the puckered hole, watching as Naruto hungrily engulfed his digits. The pants and moans were clearly signs of readiness.

Signs that the Uchiha was very well versed in reading now.

Removing his fingers from the supple flesh he gripped his own erection, spreading his precum generously over his length. Then positioning himself at the entrance to nirvana, Sasuke grabbed Naruto's ass cheeks firmly.

"Lock your legs around my waist, dobe."

Naruto was only too happy to oblige.

With sharingan dancing through his eyes, Sasuke plunged into the blonde with one quick thrust. The pressure created by the tightness was pure and utter bliss and the Uchiha had to bite down on his lip in order to prevent himself from crying out in rapture.

"FUCK, TEME!" Naruto shouted, "THAT HURT!"

The blonde glared up at the older shinobi only to have his anger blow away like a cloud during a windy day. The look of unadulterated bliss upon Sasuke's face evaporated the pain away until it no longer lingered. A small smile spread its way across Naruto's face as Sasuke remained unmoving, eyes closed.

"Sasuke?"

"Y-yeah?"

"You are my most precious person."

A moan passed through the Uchiha's lips at Naruto's words. Simple as they were they meant the whole world to him. Leaning down he opened his eyes and met with bright blue that rivaled the heavens themselves. No judgment. No anger. Just understanding.

Of everything.

"Dobe."

"Teme."

With that Sasuke began to thrust. Naruto leaned upwards slightly and pulled the Uchiha into a kiss. Their tongues darted out to meet with the other almost instantly upon contact. As Sasuke buried himself balls deep within Naruto's passage, the blonde let his tongue rove over the expanse of the raven haired shinobi's mouth. His tongue grazed over teeth, cheek and tongue. Hungry and wanting desperately to commit everything to memory. If there was ever something he wanted to learn fast, it was what made Sasuke melt. He moaned into the kiss, ass clenching around the hot cock snug inside him.

It felt good. Filling in a way that he couldn't describe with words. And god every time Sasuke pushed into that certain something inside him…he saw stars of white.

"Fuck, you're so tight." Sasuke moaned after breaking off the kiss. He tightened his hold on the blonde and buried his head in the other man's neck, thrusting eagerly into the constricting heat. Naruto panted loudly at each of Sasuke's thrusts, vocalizing his pleasure for all ears within a mile radius to hear.

Thrust. Thrust.

The sound of sweaty skin slapping together.

A drawn out groan emitting from Sasuke's mouth as Naruto pushed himself back onto his cock, impaling himself with unabashed eagerness.

"Ahhh—Sa-suke!" Naruto cried out, tightening his legs around the Uchiha's waist. "F-faster! So g-good! Ahh—nngh!"

"Feels good in there, yeah?" Sasuke panted as he quickened his thrusts. "Cock feels good, yeah?"

"So good!" Naruto moaned, thrusting downwards just as enthusiastically. "More!"

Sasuke's hips were a blur as he moved; his chakra leaking into Naruto in blue wisps of crackling light. Interestingly enough, Naruto's chakra began to leak as well. Mixing and swirling with the powerful crackling blue. The degree of pleasure intensified twofold and both shinobi were suddenly left wordless as they simultaneously peaked. Cum spurted forth from Naruto's cock, the white sticky substance engrained with beads of red chakra. Sasuke's release was just as forceful. He released a stream of cum, blanketing Naruto's walls with its hot, stickiness. It too contained globules of blue sparkling chakra that continued to spread far beyond the reaches of the orgasm.

Completely spent Sasuke collapsed on top of Naruto, breathing heavily in efforts to suck in as much needed oxygen as he could. Never in his whole life had he ever had such an intense and powerful orgasm. With the few remaining ounces of strength he had left, Sasuke wrapped his arms around Naruto's panting body and nuzzled into the younger man's neck.

"Mine."

:::

Shikamaru listened to Hiashi convey the details of what he saw and looked up at Tsunade. The fifth Hokage was attentively listening to every word coming from Hiashi's fast moving lips.

"—and the two chakras fused right above them like a cloud. Taking shape of what appeared to be the Kyuubi but blue with red chakra billowing out from its chest—"

Turning his head, Shikamaru looked out at the still crackling flames of Amaterasu. Something significant had just occurred. He was certain of it.

The only problem was he wasn't sure what.

:::

Orochimaru swallowed difficulty, "Uh oh."

Jiraiya, the only other remaining shinobi in the portal room straightened up in his seat, eyes looking questioningly at his companion. "What do you mean 'uh oh?'"

"Just that. Uh oh. Meaning—I didn't take this happening into consideration." Orochimaru blinked then shook his head. "Oh well, it'll be fine."

"What will be fine?" Jiraiya asked, growing more nervous.

Orochimaru grinned, "Oh nothing."


I feel like this could branch out into a full blown multichapter story. But I'll leave that decision up to you guys. This story could certainly evolve. I've already gotten a few ideas of where I could take it. So let me know. Should I leave it as is, complete as a two-shot? Or should I expand on it and make it more?

Either way, hope you guys enjoyed!

Reviews and favs are greatly appreciated!