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Remus Lupin was not amused. He had stupid friends, all of them, he'd always known that. But this, THIS was different, beyond all stupidity; James had gone too far this time. He shook his head angrily, and found that he had reached the bathrooms already, and had his hand on the door to the boys before he realized that right now he was a girl, and girls use the girls bathroom, and not the boys one, he changed course to the girls one. He opened the door, feeling like a complete pervert, thinking he should have gone to Moaning Myrtles bathroom because no one would be there. But to his surprise and great relief there weren't many people in here at this moment, just a group of Hufflepuffs by the mirrors, fixing their hair and what not.

He slips un-noticed into a stall. Now, he thought, how to go about this? He dropped the cloths on the floor by his feet, and noticed a bra. That's right! Girls wear bras, because they have breasts, he knew that, James had really known what he was doing. No he didn't, Remus immediately corrects himself, if he had he'd of known how to turn them back into boys, and James himself would not have breasts! And, Remus adds, and he shouldn't have turned Remus into a girl in the first place!

He removed his tie first placing it on the floor next to what he suspects are Lily's cloths. He's blushing, he can feel it. He removes his robes, dropping them like he had his tie. He takes off his shirt, he feels even more like a pervert. When it is off he places it by his tie and robes. Then he picks up the bra, trying all the while to ignore the way his breasts where jiggling, because noticing this would defiantly classify him as a pervert. Witch was of course, something he did not want to be.

He regards the bra for a moment then slips his arms through the straps, noticing as he does just how slim his arms are, stop thinking that, he demands himself. He reaches behind him trying to hook the bra together in the back. It's not working. How do girls do this? He takes the bra off and turns it around so he can see where the hook is and put in the clasp, but to do this, he'll have to look down, something that he had been avoiding, but he looked down anyway hooking the bra together as fast as he could, turning it around again, and slides his arms through the straps-and it's on! He sighs in relief.

The color drained from his face, he'd need to but on the skirt. He'd need to take off his trousers, but he was keeping on his boxers! Yes, that would do. He slips off his shoes, it was really easy, seeing as his feet had shrunk rather a lot, then exchanged his trousers for the skirt. His legs weren't hairy, he'd never shaved his legs, but there they were all slim and long and lacking hair. He pulled on the shirt and robe, then put his shoes back on, gathered up his clothes, and left the stall, running up to the Gryffindor conmen room. He'd concluded that getting dressed was much harder then you'd think.

Lily and James were in the girl's dormitory. James was sitting on Lily's bed while she got extra clothes from her trunk. She handed them to him and then said,

" Boys! I can't believe that they'd go this far, well, actually I can. It's happened to me before, or at least some of my cloths, not all of them, but I think the same guy who got yours must have come around and got into my things, he took my favorite bra you know. Well I guess that means it wasn't Potter who took my stuff then, I was sure it was, but maybe he's not as low as I thought…do you have a bra, it doesn't look like it, but weren't you wearing one?"

"Uh, actually I…I told the hose-elf's to wash all my things, something, uh, spilled on all my cloths, told them to get them back to me in the morning cause all I had was a nightie on…and well…" James trailed off, not knowing what to say, tell her that the hose-elf came back empty handed and said all his, err, her cloths had been stolen, maybe? Would she believe him? Did she believe him?

"Wow, that's, that's awful. Here I think one of mine might fit…" She got on her knees searching through her trunk again. Then handed him a frilly bra, he'd seen it before, always thought it was cute, and now he was about to wear it.

She looked at him expectantly for a moment. "Aren't you going to change, we're all girls here. But, I could turn away if you like."

"Oh, no, that's, uh, fine." He stood up awkwardly, setting down the cloths on the bed and kicking off his shoes. Why did he have to deal with this, he had transfigured Moony into a girl, and he had given him cloths, but here he was as a girl, expected to change in front of Lily Evens, in his girl body into her girl cloths, and he was wearing boxers, and didn't know how to but on a bra! It was a disaster.

Remus walked into the conmen room, what is he suppose to do with his cloths? He can't very well go up to his trunk and put them away, so he put them under a chair, no one could see them, and he could get them later when things were normal.

The conmen room was empty; it must be the feast, that's right! There was a feast tonight because it was Halloween, how could he have forgotten? Then, maybe, the dorms are empty and I could-his thoughts are cut short as he notices a figure come down the stairs, it is one of his best friends, Sirius Black.

"Why aren't you at the feast?" Sirius asks.

All of his thoughts pore out of him, "I've had the most awful evening I can't possibly think of food because everything's all messed up, my bag is lost, I can't go to my room, and James had made me into a pervert!"

"Oh, I see," Sirius says walking towards him, and putting an arm around his shoulders, "James, he is a nasty fellow, not worth your time, not at all, move on, leave that bastard behind, he deserves it."

Remus blinks. James, not worth his time …then it hit him; Sirius thought that he and James had…Right! I look like a girl! And the last thing I need is for Sirius to find out.

"What did you say your name was? You are pretty, it's a shame you have scars, where did you get awful things like those? It must have hurt. You look a little like a good friend of mine…Not James! How could I ever compare you to that insensitive git?"

"Who's an insensitive git?" Lily Evens asks as she floats down the stars, followed by a girl…it was James, didn't look much like James, but Remus was sure it was, and he'd found cloths.

"James. I was just telling…this lovely little lady that James is awful, just awful."

"What did he do to the poor thing?" Remus couldn't help but notice that she spoke as if he was not there.

"I was just walking down the stairs and saw her, she looked like she was going to cry, and then she said that James made her into a pervert." Sirius talks the same way, Remus noted with agitation.

Lily gasped. Then turned to him, "That James Potter really is the worst kind, you are so much better than him. He's not even worth your tears!"

Remus gulped and then looks over Lily's shoulder to James, He looked fit to kill. Serves him right, turn me into a girl and you'll pay!

"Shall we go down to the feast then?" Lily asks.

"Yes, and who is your friend there?" Sirius asks.

"Um, what is your name?" Lily turns to James.

"I'm, uh…Autumn!" James says in a moment of panic.

"Pretty name, and yours?" She turns to Remus.

"Elizabeth, but my friends call me Lizzy." He'd been reading Pride and Prejudice, but, he thought, at least it was better than Autumn.

"Right then Lizzy," Sirius immediately counts himself as a friend, "I think you and I will get along great! You really are beautiful, I don't see how James can't want you by his side forever, I know if I were ever to be lucky enough to hold you, I'd never let you go." Remus realizes that Sirius still has his arm around his shoulders, steering him out of the portrait hall. Remus can feel himself blush and looks over his shoulder, James looks absolutely and completely happy, having you best friend hit on you is more embarrassing than the girl you like say she thinks you're the worst; it's not like they didn't already know it.

Remus would have to be careful.