So, Graystripe went to a place where there were a lot of Twolegs went (a store) he strutted in. Immediately, he saw the perfect costume! The mask was pure red with white stripes, the cape was black.

Now, Graystripe was thinking of was to get his perfect beloved costume away from the two legs.

I know! I will steal it off the very very high shelf over there! Thought Graystripe. "IT'S BRILLIANT BRILLIANT BRILLIANT!!" he screeched. "After of course I steal huge giant lovely plasma TV and boot it up in the warriors den!" he yelled. (But that's a different story)

So he got heavy duty team aka Brambleclaw, Cloudtail, and Thornclaw to haul his TV back to camp. Then he thought of very evil scheme to get his Da Stripe costume.

He'd tried climbing up the shelves but he was too fat and he kept slipping down. Whoa! He thought, I need to lay off the happy catmint. So instead he took a running leap and yanked it off the hanger, then he ran until he was in his own territory.

"MWA HA HA HA HA!! It's mine all mine yes, yes, YES! I am the awesomely awesome Da stripe!"

Then he changed into his costume. "Hmmm, Da stripe is a catchy name," he said.

When Leafpool saw him she snorted sarcastically "Nice costume."

"Oh take it and stuff it Leafpool," He glared at her. "You're just mad because I didn't put the plasma TV in the medicine cat den!" Firestar interrupted yet again "Now Leafpool, what did we say about bragging? And Graystripe-

"It's Da-stripe"

"No fighting with Leafpool." Firestar and Leafpool left.

Then, Squirrelflight came over. "You know Graystripe, you really shouldn't pick fights with medicine cats, tempting as it is."

Graystripe gave her his super-evil-eye. "A) It's Da Stripe, and B) I'll pick my own fights with whoever I want!"

"Okay then, Da-whatever-"

"It's Da Stripe!"

"Whatever!" Squirrelflight said boredly.

"You're supposed to say: I bow down to the almighty Da Stripe!"

"I should tell Firestar about this."

"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

"Then stop humming Da Dna Dna under your breath. It's annoying. Bye, Da- whatever!"

Squirrelflight padded over to Firestar. " Firestar, we should take away Graystripe's Cater-what and costume."

"We should." Firestar agreed. "Right, you and Leafpool take them while he's sleeping."

"Yes, and- uh, what about you?"

"I'm not going in there! He lays dirt all over his nest and stinks the whole place up!"

"Oh. Well then," Squirrelflight said uncomfortably. " I'll go tell Leafpool." She sprinted off in the direction of the medicine cat den.

Later that night, Squirrelflight and Leafpool found some cool black outfits and put them on. They went in Graystripe's den and got his Catarang, mask, and costume.

In the morning, Da Stripe was no more.

"NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!"