Hi! I'm here to update! While listening to P!ATD and watching Suckerfacetwist(Best fucking sexy guy in the world Next to joey diamond but hes gay:( not that there anything wrong with gays no but yeah soo on with the story

The Pick- up lines

(Nico's dirty mind POV)

"Hey Spar!" I yelled at my ex-ex- girlfriend ( do not ask) I watched as she turned to me, a look of annocye clearly written on her face."I thought I all ready delt with you Nico." I looked at her, of couse as always I had no idea what to see I'm in a bit of a fix. I can up to her and tried to to win her back . It did not work. Soo I'm here to try again. "Just here to try again." She looked at me ."Ohh yeah about yeserday." I watched her as she scratched the back of her neck. "Go ahead." Was all she said

Nico:Are you google? Sparia:The Spatia:The old pick-up lines huh?
Nico: (Blushing widly) Justanswer the quetion
Sparia:(With a sigh) No why?
Nico: Because your everything i'm looking for

Nico:Do you have a twin sister?
Sparia:No why?
Nico:Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world

Nico:Do you own a jersey?
Sparia:Why?
Nico: Cuz I need your name and your number
Sparia:It's because Not cuz. Cuz is not a real word

Nico:Roses are red violets are blue, you're so sweet & i love you
Sparia: Blood is red, ashes are black, go to Tartarus never come back

Nico:Bonjour mon chere, do you wanna go to the beach, we can make sure the tide isn't the only thing going in and out
Sparia: I will cut you.

Nico:If I saw you naked I would die a happy man.
Sparia: If I saw you naked I would die laughing.
Nico: Cruel.
Sparia: But true

Nico:Do you work for UPS, because I'm sure I saw you checking out my package.
Sparia: Really? I didn't know you had one.

Nico:If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Sparia: I would say yes, but aren't you and all the other little gay elves making presents for Santa?

Nico: Whats a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Sparia: Probably dry heaving If you know what that is

Nico:Your Mom must have been retarded, because you're so special
Sparia:You mean my mother the goddess of wisdom?
Nico:Shit

Nico:What would you like? Coffee? Tea? Me?
Sparia: What do you prefer? Fist? Knee? Foot?Annabeth?

Nico:For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sparia:No one goes to heaven All Demi-gods , which we are, Go to the underworld to be jugded on the actions we have done in our life.I thought you would have knew that since your dad is Lord Hades god of the UNDERWORLD!

Nico:Sorry, but you owe me a drink
Sparia:Why?
Nico:Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine

Nico:You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Sparia:Your so ugly you made me loose my apatie

Nico:Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea
Sparia:My eyes are grey,like a storm, and your about to be zapped by lighting if you keep talking
Nico:One more?
Sparia:Fine

Nico:You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Sparia:What was that?
Nico:The best for last!
Sparia:It wasn't the best, but it should have been last

"I can not belive you!" I yelled she made my pick-up lines look stuipd next to her witty comebacks. "I can't belive you You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy, Just because i'm Mexican doesn't mean you can make fun of me" Shit I forgot "I didn't know!" I shouted "That's the point you don't know because you don't think!" Damn I messed up Bigtime.

Sparia's POV
That's one reason I broke up with him. He knew nothing about me