Author's Note:
Sorry about my poor grammar. I'm working on it. Also, I'm sorry it took me so long to post I've been pretty busy. I hope I will get the next chapter up soon. Also I would change the rating on this chapter there are some things that are not really "geared" for kids. This will probably be the only chapter like this. Hope you like it.
Chapter 2:
Shego scratched her head annoyingly, trying her best to figure out what happened. "I'm not sure…but I hope it wears off soon because I have to go to the bathroom." Drakken said biting his lip.
Shego's eyes widened in horror. "Oh, no, no, no! Don't you dare!"
"But Shego, I have to pee!" He squealed. "It's not like it's my fault, you're the one that drank that king size latte!" He quickly pointed out.
Shego rubbed her forehead; she could feel a headache coming on. "Hold it in Dr. D. We'll find a solution to the problem." She said sounding irritated, but not with Drakken. She was irritated at the fact that they didn't know how they got that way or even how to fix it.
Drakken rolled his eyes. "We don't even know where to start." He told her.
"I know…maybe it's something around here that made it happen." She thought aloud looking around the lab.
"I doubt it. I don't even have anything plugged in." Drakken said, now becoming fidgety because he really had to pee. Shego sat down and started to think, but found it increasingly hard at the moment, Drakken had started to whine. "Oh my God! Just go!" "Ok, ok! Thank you." He whimpered running to the bathroom. How embarrassing, Shego thought sitting back down. Moments later, Drakken returned looking relieved. "Better?" She asked not even looking at him.
"Yes, much…for the most part." Obviously, he felt just as embarrassed and awkward as she did.
"Good, now we can both concentrate on figuring out how to get out of this mess." Shego said as Drakken pulled up a chair beside her. They both sat in silence for what seemed like hours.
"Hey, what about the brain switch machine you made a couple years back?" She asked.
"It was destroyed remember." Drakken pointed out, still deep in thought.
"Yea, I know! But can't you make another one?"
"It'll take a while, a week at best. I also need parts and I don't think in this kind of condition we can steal anything." He pointed out.
Shego sighed, disappointed. "I think we should try anyway."
Drakken chuckled, "Yea, and if we get caught we'll be stuck like this in jail…for a long time!" Shego rolled her eyes and slammed her head onto the desk. He was right and she hated it when he was. "Hey watch it. That's my body and I don't want you damaging it." Drakken snapped shooting her a look.
"You don't need me to damage it; you do just fine on your own." She remarked. He groaned and folded his arms, looking frustrated. "I'm sorry." She said suddenly feeling bad for him.
"It's fine…"He mumbled getting up and heading towards the kitchen. "I'm going to make some dinner." She followed him into the kitchen and stood in the doorway watching him take out pots and pans.
"Never thought I'd see myself cooking." She joked trying to lighten things up. Drakken chuckled, "Me neither."
"Whatcha making Doc?" Shego asked.
"I'm going to make chicken parmesan." He told her as he dug into the freezer and pulled out a package of chicken. "Sounds good." Sometimes she thought he was actually have made a better chef than a mad scientist.
About half an hour later, they sat down to eat dinner. Shego watched Drakken eat; his entire plate was filled up with food. She shook her head hoping they would switch bodies soon before he made her fat. How did he manage to keep his weight down with all the eating he did? She wondered. "Something wrong Shego?" He asked noticing she was staring at him.
"You mind not eating so much, I don't want to get fat you know." She said with a smirk.
"Well, excuse me. Switching bodies works up an appetite." He said stuffing a mouthful of potatoes in his mouth.
"Well, excuse me that is my body and I would like to keep my figure." She said tapping her finger on the table beginning to lose her patience.
"That's not my problem." He said looking smug and grinning widely. Shego was just about to snap at him when a thought occurred to her.
"Actually it is." She started.
"What makes you say that?" He asked.
"You like looking at my figure, don't you?"
He blushed and looked away. "No, I don't."
She laughed. "Ha! I knew it!" Shego exclaimed slamming her hand down on the table. He shot her a look even though he was still blushing like crazy, ignoring his food.
"Good news. You don't have to worry about gaining weight, I just lost my appetite." He said, getting up from the table and leaving the room, feeling so awkward.
"Dr. D! Come on! I was only joking." She said getting up from the table and following him out of the room. Drakken plopped down on the sofa and flipped on the television, completely ignoring her. She sat down next to him watching him flip through the channels, pretending that she wasn't there. As they sat in silence, she wondered if he really was attracted to her. Well, obviously he was by the way he acted in the kitchen. Then she wondered, was it just physical attraction or something more?
Hours past and it was almost time for bed. Drakken had already fallen asleep on the couch. Shego looked over and saw herself drooling all over the arm of the couch that her body was leaning against. "Eeew." She swore to herself that she never did that when she was in her body. Then an evil, mischievous thought popped into her mind. She quickly found the radio station and found a heavy metal channel and put it on full blast, making Drakken scream and fall off the couch. "Shego! Turn that off!" He hollered at her from the floor. She was too busy laughing at him to hear what he had said at all, noticing this he got up off the floor and switched it off himself.
"That wasn't very nice Shego!"
"I know, but it was hilarious!" She exclaimed still laughing.
He groaned and watched her, growing more irritated by the minute. "Do you mind? Haven't you picked on me enough today?" He snarled at her. She just stared at him, unsure of what to say.
"But that's what I do." She simply replied.
"But the point is, do you have to?" He asked.
"Well, I uh..." She couldn't come up with a response.
"How would you like it if I picked on you for a change?" Drakken said with a dead serious tone to his voice.
"I'd like to see you try." She remarked, staring at him, waiting for him to try to come up with something.
"Alright. I...think..." He stumbled over find the right words to insult her with. He really wanted to get back at her. "I think you constantly hide your emotions. I think you hide behind all your childish insults."
Shego smirked. "What's that supposed to mean?" She asked.
"I think when you insult people that means you really like them. That's your way of saying, "I like you." There!" He told her feeling somewhat proud of himself, but immediately regretted it when he saw Shego's face turn angry.
"I do not! Why would you even think for a second that I could like you?"
"I don't know...I wouldn't expect that you would. I'm not your type."
"What exactly is"my type"?" She asked.
"Someone like Eddie maybe. Someone who's buff and handsome." He said not looking at her.
"Well, you're wrong!" Shego threw her arms up in the air and stormed out of the room.
After a few moments, Drakken climbed back up on the couch and thought about their arguments. He immediately felt bad, he had stepped a little too far. He had to make it up to Shego somehow.
Shego threw herself on the bed, trying not to think about what just happened. How could he even think she was attracted to someone like Motor Ed? She turned around and stuffed her head into the pillow, and before long she drifted off into a deep sleep. When she awoke a couple hours later, she heard loud noises coming from the lab. What was Drakken doing? She looked at the clock, it was 9:00 pm. She got up and snuck downstairs to find him tinkering with some machine. "What are you doing?" She asked making him jump.
"You'll never guess what I just did!" He said looking happy, even more so than usual when he was working on a device of his.
"What?" She asked sounding truly curious.
"I broke into a top secret lab and stole parts for the brain switch machine. All by myself! Being you rocks! I kicked butt."
Shego's face fell in shock. "You did what?"
"Aren't you happy? We'll be able to switch bodies within the week… even though I could totally live with being you."
"Yes, of course I'm happy. That's great Doc!" She threw her arms around him and hugged him. Even though she was basically hugging herself, she knew she was hugging Drakken, who smiled.
"At least I managed to do something right." He said.
"What do you mean?" Shego asked looking at him.
"I made you feel better. I did this for you, you know." He was so sweet, she thought to herself. Realizing she was still hugging him, she pulled herself away. "Ehem," She cleared her throat, feeling uneasy. "I'm going to go to bed." She said heading back up the stairs to where their bedrooms were located. "Yea, me too." He said following her.
"Good night, doc." She said walking past him and into her own room. She rubbed her eyes exhausted from their freaky Friday. She was just glad it was finally over. She opened her closet door and pulled out her pajamas, which were a green tank top and a pair of black sweatpants. She tiredly took off her clothes and tossed them on the bed. Without even thinking she pulled on her sweatpants and then as she went to pull on her top it got stuck halfway with her arms hanging high above her head. "What the—I can't see! Drakken! Help!"
In Drakken's room, he stood there rubbing his arm, unsure whether he should change or not. This was Shego's body after all and he didn't want to see anything he wasn't supposed to. Suddenly, she heard his voice call out for him from Shego's room. It was so weird. He ran to her rescue wondering what he was going to see when he got in. When he got at the door, he stopped dead in his tracks. He was about to open the door when he realized he was just about to step into Shego's territory, which was forbidden. "Shego?" He called out.
"Come in! I need help!"
He gulped and pushed open the door. Before him he saw his body stuck in Shego pajamas. He bit his lip trying to prevent himself from laughing. How ridiculous it looked. "How did you end up like this?" He asked her watching her struggle.
"Force of habit I guess. Now help me! I can't stay like this all night!" She yelled.
"Ok, ok. Hang on."
He went over towards her and started pulling at her top. "It's really stuck!" He said pulling with all his might.
"You're telling me!"
"I might have to cut it off." Drakken said.
"Don't you dare!" She exclaimed.
"Why not?"
"This is my favorite top!"
Drakken rolled his eyes and gave the shirt one last big tug. It finally let loose making him fall backward onto the bed. "Never thought I'd be doing that." He remarked, but before Shego could say anything she was interrupted.
"We got you now!" It was Kim Possible and her side-kick, Ron Stoppable.
"Oh my goodness!" Kim's eyes widened and she quickly turned around, shielding her eyes with her hand. Ron simply stood there in shock with his mouth hanging open. Drakken and Shego looked at each other then turned back to the duo.
"Uh! This isn't what it looks like!" Shego went to explain, her face turning a bright shade of purple snatching her top away from Drakken and hiding her bare chest with it.
"I think we'll come back later. Don't do anything…I mean...that is…ugh! Just don't do anything illegal while we're gone." Kim stuttered as she grabbed Ron's arm and pulled him away.
Drakken sighed. "That was strangely uncomfortable." He said.
"I don't even want to talk about it." Shego said rubbing her temples.
There was a long silence till she said, "I think we need to switch pajamas. I can't sleep in this."
"Oh, right. I'll go get you one of mine then." Drakken said leaving the room, still kind of shocked.
When he returned he handed Shego a pair of his pajamas. "Here you'll need these." She said handing him a pair of her pajamas to wear for the night.
"I don't think I'll need those. I'll just sleep in my clothes thanks."
"No, you're not. You're not making my best outfit all wrinkly." She yelled.
"Fine." He said snatching the clothes out of her hands reluctantly. Just as he was about to leave she called after him, "Drakken, I want to make one thing clear that as long as you're in my body, hands off!"
He smirked, "You too."
Shego chuckled, "I wouldn't dream of it."
He groaned and left the room. Shego looked at the mirror in front of her and saw Drakken's body before her. He was actually kind of muscular, she thought. When she realized she was just staring, she shook her head annoyingly. "Stop!" She yelled at herself as she quickly put some clothes on and jumped into bed forcing herself to sleep.
When Drakken got in his room he slumped down on the bed, and buried his face in his hands. Was Shego really not attracted to him? He thought. One thing he knew for sure, he was attracted to her. Not just because she was beautiful, but he really loved her for just being Shego no matter what she said or how hurtful it could be at times. He shook it off and hurriedly threw on his pajamas. He wouldn't even think twice about looking at her, like some guys would. It just didn't seem right, he respected her. He jumped into bed and threw the covers over his head, hoping that when he got up in the morning this would all be over.