I do not own Power Rangers or the idea for this fic's format.


Dear TJ,

I hear you were once a pizza. Could you tell me what a pizza's worldview is?

Sincerely,

RJ


Dear RJ,

Just because I was turned into a pizza doesn't mean that I wasn't me. Besides, I still have a stomachache from the chocolate-covered anchovy incident. So no, I won't tell you.

Sincerely,

TJ