Part Two: All About McCoy!
Dr. Pwnage
On Star Trek my favorite guy
Is the one with blue eyes like the sky
His friends call him Bones
Oh, the bad guys he pwns
With sarcasm and humor so wry
(A/N: The following 2 poems are the first in my McCoy/OC-centric "Love Doctor" limerick series, which may or may not eventually be connected to my other Star Trek fic, "The Good Doctors")
The Love Doctor #1
Go ahead and think what you may
We prefer discretion, anyway
But I'll forgo the apple
And instead drink a Snapple
For who'd want to keep this doctor away?
The Love Doctor #2
When he sees me, how big his eyes grow!
Even doctors need lovin', you know
Now when it's time for my check-up
I know he won't mess up
And it's off to the good doctor I go!