Ruby: *ahem* ATTENTION ALL!!!!!
Everyone: *talking, screaming madly, or sleeping*
Ruby: I said ATTENTION!!!
Everyone: *still talking, screaming madly, and screaming*
Ruby: *anime vein* I didn't want to resort to this.....*whispers* Is that pizza I see?
Everyone: *shuts up looking for pizza*
Ruby: *sweatdrop* Ahem.....As I was saying, time for our play to begin!! I trust you have all memorized your lines and have your costumes ready?
YamiBakura: Costumes??
Yami: LINES??!!
Ruby: U.U Figures.....Luna, get everyone ready please....
Luna: Why meee????
Ruby: Cuz I'm the director and I SAY SO!!!
Luna: Hmph...*drags everyone away*
Ruby: *sigh* This will be a disaster....
*~15 minutes later~*
Luna: Okay the girls are ready....I forced the guys into the locker room and locked the door so I'm assuming they did SOMETHING.....
Ruby: *fretting* What about their lines?!
Luna: Oh don't worry....I threatened to beat the boys to pulps if they didn't start reading, so they must know some of it at least.....the girls know their lines already
Ruby: Figures you'd choose the violent way.....
*Rest of cast randomly appears*
Ruby: Okaaaay!!.......I need Joey...hey, Joey where are you?
Joey: *hiding behind curtain* Back here....and back here's where I'm staying!
Yugi: Wooah....déjà vu...
Ruby: *pulls Joey's hand* C'mon Joey!! You're the lead!! What do you have to be embarrassed about?!
Joey: *comes out in costume* I'm wearing pantyhose!!! We all are!!! *points to Merry Men*
Everyone else: *suddenly realize its true* *blink* BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! *rolling around laughing at the "Merry" Men*
Pegasus: *dancing in pink tights with Funny bunny plushie who is also wearing pink tights* Tights tights TIGHTS!! *^________^*
Tristan: *trying to fit the green hat over his pointy hair* rrr....
Seto: *examining red clothing* ...........
Weevil: *wearing green tights per his usual colors* I'M the best!!
Rex: *also wearing green tights, and a shirt with a dino on it * No I am!!!
Keith: *sleeping* *snore*snore*
Ruby: *multiple sweatdrops* Oy vey.....our Merry Men are idiots and my lead won't come out......what a nightmare....i need help¬¬
Man in Robin Hood costume: *appears out of nowhere* *in a French accent* I vill be your lead ma cherie!!
Ruby: Who the heck are you?!
Man: (imagine the French accent...I'm lazy) Allow me to introduce myself!! OH MERRRRY MEEEN!!!! HAHAHAH!!
Different Merry Men: *pop up from behind props* Tadadadadada!!
Man: *singing* I steal from the rich and give to the needy!
M.M.(Merry Men): He takes a wee percentage....
Man: But I'm not greedy! I rescue pretty damsels, man I'm good!! *winks at Mai*
Mai: *blush*
M.M.: What a guy!!
All: Mousieur Hood! Break it down!
Ruby: Umm....that's nice....you can leave now...auditions are over.....
Joey: *fuming* *mutters* MY part.....
*Rest of YGO cast join in the dancing*
Mousieur hood: I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid!!
M.M.: What he's basically saying is he likes to get...
Ruby: RATING!!!!!
M.H.: PAID!! Sooo...
Ruby: This calls for drastic measures....*walks off* ¬¬
M.H. When a monster in the bush got a lady by the tush that's bad!
M.M.: That's bad, that's bad, that's bad!!
*beeping noise is heard in the backround*
M.H.: When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad!!
M.M.: He's mad!! He's really really maaAAAAHHH!! *get carted away by a bulldozer*
M.H.: I will take my blade and run it through your heart! Keep your eyes on me boys cuz I'm about to STAAAAAARR---*also gets carted off by bulldozer*
*silence*
Pegasus: Aww....where'd the song go??
Ruby: *jumps out of bulldozer* *pulls off headphones* Man that was annoying....
(I DON'T OWN SHREK!! I DON'T OWN SHREK!!! NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!)
Now will you all PLEASE GET ONSTAGE SO WE CAN GET THIS DAMN PLAY OVER WITH?!?!
Everyone else: *sigh* awwwww....
Ruby: ufff.....*snaps and appears in a blue dress* *walks onstage* Hello everyone!! I trust you were all looking forward to this play??
Audience: ............
*Cricket chirps*
Ruby: *glares* AHEM!!!
Audience: *cheers pathetically*
Ruby: Gooooood! ^____^ So without further ado, let us begin ROBIN HOOD!!
*Assorted claps as curtain rises*
Ruby(acting as director off to the side): A long time ago, a man named Robert was named an outlaw by the Sheriff of Nottingham.....because....becaaause....because the sheriff didn't like the way he cut his hair!! Yeah....
YamiBakura: *backstage* HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Luna: In other words she has no idea.....
Joey: *hiding behind a cardboard bush* *waves to audience* Hi! I'm Jo--er Robert!! ^_^
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Mousier Hood: *jumps onstage singing* MOUSIER HOOD!!!
Ruby: *drives onstage with bulldozer, carting the Frenchman off again* ¬¬.....*jumps down* ^^U Robin also had a fair maiden at his side in his home of Sherwood Forest, Maid Marian...
Mai: *comes onstage in a large VERY frilly purple dress* *kicks Joey out from behind the bush* Hello! *waves*
Ruby: Together with his assorted Merry Men, Robin lived in the forests of Nottingham, stealing from the rich to help the poor!
*Merry Men run in*
Pegasus: *bouncing around* Yep!! That's me!! Merry!!!! ^_______^
Ruby: *rubs eyes* Rrrgh....I'm going to have nightmares about those pink tights.....
Tristan: *still trying to fit hat over his pointy hair* C'mon! C'mon! *ends up ripping a hole in the hat for it to fit* ^__^ All better!
Rex & Weevil: * arguing* I'M better!!
Rex: Wanna prove it?!
Weevil: Bring it on!!
*Both start dueling in the middle of the stage*
Bandit Keith: *backstage, snoring like a chainsaw*
Ruby: U.U.....But Robin and his men were oppressed by the cruel Sheriff of Nottingham, who worked under Prince John, he evil brother of King Henry who was off to war at the time...........try saying THAT ten times fast........
*Cricket chirps again*
Ruby: *squashes cricket* Moving on!
*All Merry Men and Mai leave stage except Weevil who is busy holding a funeral for his poor departed cricket friend*
Weevil: *sniff* In loving memory....Mr. Cricket will be remember forever....*sniff* *gets dragged offstage*
Yami: *walks on dressed in kingly robes * *unenthusiastically* I am now your king....raa raa raa......¬¬
Tea: *latched onto Yami's neck* I'm your loyal servant, great king!! ^_^ *gets blasted offstage by the Tomato Blaster 2000 convieniently placed in the hands of every Tea-hater in the room*
Bakura: *leaps in wearing....sheriff clothes?* AND I AM YOUR SHERIFF!! YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST!! *pointing to random people in the audience* YOU!! AND YOU!! YEAH, THE FAT GUY IN THE MIDDLE ROW!!! PAY ME OR GO TO JAIL!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!! *gets carted off in a wheelbarrow by Ryou*
Yami: *follows, sighing heavily*
Ruby: Ahem...now one particular day, Robin was walking in the woods when he came to a bridge he had to cross...but someone was there in his way.....
*Scene changes to rickety bridge over blue cloth with mysterious person in the middle*
Joey: *finally over the fact he is wearing lingerie* *walking along* Tum tee tum tum...Oh no! A bridge! A bridge that I must cross! But what's this? There is someone in my way! Oh dear! What will I do?
Mai: *throws a high-heeled shoe from backstage* Do it right!!
Joey: *shoe hits him in the head* Ow! ...........Good sir would you move?
Yugi: *standing on the bridge* Oh, sure, no problem! ^__^
Ruby: Yugi!!!
Yugi: *sweatdrop* Er...I mean...no! I will not move for I must cross this bridge in the other direction!
Joey: So why are you just standing there?
Yugi: Er......
*New cricket chirps*
Ruby: *squash*
Yugi: Ah who cares! I challenge you to a duel! Whoever wins gets to cross the bridge!
Joey: Um....sounds stupid but whatever...*picks up stick*
Yugi: *picks up another stick* Have at thee!! *charges*
Joey: *holds Yugi's head back with one hand*
Yugi: *swinging hands wildly* Fight me you coward!!
Joey: *sweatdrop* *lets go* .............*gets ready to attack with stick*
Yugi: *pushes Joey in "river"* Yay!! I win!!
Joey: Hey!! No fair!!
Yugi: *walks back and forth across bridge* I'm the king of the briiiidge! I'm the king of the briiidge!!
Joey: Why you!! *leaps to attack Yugi* *gets blocked by the Kawaii Barrier* Wha-?!?!
Ruby: *pulls out an anime dictionary* Kawaii Barrier: A barrier that protects all kawaii guys and girls from mean bullies.....cooool.....
Yugi: *ahem* You fought well sir knight! What is your name?
Joey: You know who I am! I'm Joey!
Yugi: I SAID...what is your NAME...
Joey: And I SAID, Joey!! *gets hit with another shoe* I mean...Robin Hood!
Yugi: Robin Hood!! I was looking for you!! I'm here to join your group!
Joey: Why?
Yugi: Because I want to!
Joey: Oh....okay then! ^__^ What's your name?
Yugi: Men call me John Little!
Joey: *holds back laughter* I think we'll just call you Little John!
Yugi: *glares* I'M NOT THAT SHORT!! *stalks off angrily*
Joey: *follows, snickering*
Ruby: Um..and so Little John joined the bandits....And there were more to follow.....*curtains close to reveal words written on them*
Curtain: To Be Continued! Review review review!!
Ruby: That's MY line!! Oh well....Sorry for the rushed'ness and late arrival of this chapter, next will be better! Ja ne!! REVIEWW!!!