Title: Smells like teen spirit
subtitle: Knights Out the next generation
Author: Hyyp chick
Pairing: O/A somewhere at sometime, its a family centred fic
Rating: PG-13 at the mo, I don't expect it to stay that way
Disclaimer: I make no money from this so the PTB don't sue. Pretty please?
Summary: Luke and Leia are seventeen and have discovered Knights Out. Anakin has discovered Leia is there...

TM has kindly leant me KO (since she's not using it or anything wink). I'm writing this in quite short installments because I have a lot of work to catch up on after being ill for so long, so maybe think of it as a soap opera more than one of my seriously sit down and write fics.

Obi-wan and Anakin sauntered into the bar and scouted the room from their elevated position at the top of the stairs.

"Calm down, it will do no good to cause a scene" Obi-wan warned as Anakin clenched and unclenched his fists.

"Sorry Master" Anakin replied sarcastically.

"You will be" Obi-wan's reply was laced with innuendo, a wry smile curling at his lips. "I think we should get a drink"

Anakin agreed and the two Jedi Masters headed for the bar. Obi-wan ordered a luminous blue drink that came ready prepared in a glass bottle; Anakin opted for allowing the barman to mix him a drink from some fruit juices and a range of optics complete with cherry on a stick, a straw, and a tiny umbrella.

"You're brave" Obi-wan commented as they scoured the throbbing mass of club for somewhere to perch. "Those things are usually lethal, don't you remember?"

"I remember what happens in the bathroom when you've necked three or four" Anakin smirked, taking a long drag on his cocktail through the twisty straw as they walked.

"I thought we were here to evict your daughter from this degradation not join in the debauchery" Obi-wan mocked.

"Yes but after I've sorted out Leia…" Anakin weighted his words licentiously. Obi-wan grinned knowingly and took a swig from his bottle; it may have been many years since the distinguished Jedi Master Obi-wan Kenobi and his gorgeous one time apprentice had been to Knights Out but Obi-wan sure as hell remembered why it was the worst kept secret in the Temple every year.

They settled for a pillar a small distance from the dance floor. Scanning the room Anakin noted aloud how updated the event had become. In their day Knights Out had been little more than an excuse for a piss up and a lay but as each host tried to out do the last the event had become more extravagant. A large disused warehouse in The Works was privy to the party this year; the dance floor itself was expansive and the bar the full length of the hall, but Anakin could also see a bouncy castle, a water feature, a swivel chair that had the participant spinning round in circles as someone poured liquor straight from the bottle down their throat, a bucking bronco, podiums for exuberant dancers, and what looked like a fun house at the end of the large room.

"They all look so young too" Anakin added with distaste running his eyes over the sweaty congregation of Padawans and newly adorned Knights. It fairly disgusted him that children this young would indulge in such acts of depravity and promiscuity as he recalled there being and he wondered why the Council continued to allow the fixture to exist at all.

Obi-wan chuckled as he picked up on Anakin's thoughts.

"You are getting old my young one" He jibed with a friendly banter "at seventeen you too thought you had all the knowledge in the universe and going to a party to get drunk and dabble in various degrees of sexual acts was the most grown up thing you could be caught doing".

"Did you always know when I came?" Anakin questioned retrospectively.

"Darling I can hardly miss it when you do" Obi-wan teased suggestively. Anakin rolled his eyes and finished his drink.

"This music is awful as well, is this what they are listening to?" Anakin quizzed Obi-wan as he found a table on which to rest his empty glass.

"You're the one with seventeen year old twins" Obi-wan pointed out.

"Yes but Luke's your Padawan, he lives with you, and Leia is always too busy with her studies or one of her legislative diplomatic whateverthefucks to spend any time with me" Anakin countered "Speak of the devil"

Anakin's tone suddenly shifted and Obi-wan found himself trailing after him once again through the crowds. They stopped at the edge of the raised Jacuzzi pool. Leia had her hair in an intricately woven plaited bun with a ponytail extending from its centre curled into cute ringtails, and she was wearing a gold coloured bikini, the dress she had been wearing over it discarded on the floor with her shoes. Obi-wan recognised two of the other Padawans in the pool from his diplomacy classes but the boy with his arm seductively draped over the shoulder of Anakin's daughter, Han his name was, this boy had just graduated to the status of Knight from the schooling of Quinlan Vos.