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Zexion, Demyx, Luxord, Lexaeus, and Vexen were all gathered around a table. Lexaeus suddenly stood up and pointed to the middle of the table, yelling, "I think Roxas killed Superior in my garden with a flaming rock!!" My jaw dropped. "He's only unconscious!!" I exclaimed thoughtlessly.

All heads turned to me. I stared back with a deer-in-the-headlights expression – eyes wide, mouth agape – their expressions mirrored my own.

"What are you talking about XIII?!"

The whole story came tumbling out,

"WeweplayingAxelballandwegotboredsoIstartedplayinggolfandAxelwas-

lightingthingsonfireandtherewasagratbigrockanditwentoverthewallofLex'sgardenandtheSupiorand-TheBook-and-and-POOF!" I was out of breath.

Demyx stood up. "Wait, wait, wait. Deep breath, slow down… What about Superior and… 'Poof'?" he asked confused.

I attempted to explain calmly. It didn't work.

"Iwasplayingaxelballwithaxelcuzwewereboredandthenweweretiredofplayingthatandhewaslightingthingsonfireandiwashittingthemwithmykeybladebutthenhe

foundareallybigrockandiwasall'noaxel'andhewasallsilentandstuffandihadtohititanditwentoverthegardenandthesupiriorwasall…POOF!" I waved my hands around in the air as I inhaled a big gust of air. "Andthenhewasall"Getnumbersix"andsomethingaboutabookand-and-and…" I breathed again. "AND I HAVE TO FIND SIX!" I wailed. No one looked as if that made sense.

"I'm right here Roxas…now what happened?

Luxord stood up. "I think I get it… You were hitting flaming boulders over the wall of garden, and one hit the Superior, so he sent you to find Zexion. Correct?"

I nodded, "But only one went over the wall—the rest are in Demy's pool."

"You lit my garden on FIRE?!?!" Lex spluttered.

"There are ROCKS in my pool?!?!" Demyx complained at the same time.

Zexion sighed as he stood up. "We might as well go see what Superior wants…"

"What about the book?" I asked, having calmed down now – mostly.

"The book? …OH! The Book That Never Was… Superiors 'rule book'." Zexion explained. "Err… I'll go get that." He dashed out the door.

"So…" Lexaeus began as Zexion left. "Explain to me why you were hitting flaming boulders into my garden?" he glared at me.

"And my pool!!" Demyx added angrily.

"Er… yeah, about that…" I staled, trying to think of something that didn't sound stupid and irresponsible. Because the truth was that we WERE being stupid and irresponsible.

Luckily, Zexion returned at that moment, lugging a giant hardbound book. "There it grunt is." He lifted it onto the table and it landed with a resounding thud, and opened it expertly. "You would think he's never heard of whiteout…" he mumbled as he read. "…Here we are! 'In the event of the Superior being sick, hospitalized, unconscious, in love, or hit with a burning rock, number II IX shall lead in his stead.'" Everyone turned to look at Demyx. He smiled innocently.

"Well Demyx," Lexaeus said, disbelievingly, "Looks like you're in charge." I ran off to find Axel.

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